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Romance / How Has Been Your Sunday? Share Your Sunday Timeline by BoiledHead(m): 5:48pm On May 08, 2016
Let's share our Sunday timeline this cool evening. How was your Sunday? Anything special happened?

Well, here's mine:

Woke up in the morning, had bread and tea for breakfast
Took my bath and went off to a bar to see a friend at 8
Then went by 10 to church.
Returned home at 2pm
Sleeping since 2pm till 5.30pm

So basically, my Sunday has been really full of sleep (I slept in church too)

What was yours like?
Romance / Re: Why Are You In Your Relationship? Either Marriage Or Dating. Please Share by BoiledHead(m): 11:37pm On May 07, 2016
Vinshu:
Love is a beautiful thing. Love drove me to marriage early. Crazy love that even I cannot explain. And I also needed children who would continue my work and ministry fast. I want to have 5 children at the age of 26. Without marriage, I cannot get children.

Hmmmm. This is interesting.

So let me make some calculations, I can estimate that you married either at age 19 or 20. That's pretty early even for a girl. This ministry of yours must be so important to you
Romance / Re: Why Are You In Your Relationship? Either Marriage Or Dating. Please Share by BoiledHead(m): 11:35pm On May 07, 2016
halfricanadian:


Cos d bible said a man nd a woman will leave their parents to become one


Ok
Romance / Re: Why Are You In Your Relationship? Either Marriage Or Dating. Please Share by BoiledHead(m): 11:20pm On May 07, 2016
halfricanadian:
To b there for my partner love him care for him b his help emotionally nd mentally mayb financially if im capable bring him closer to God

Assist him journey life with him put him on d right path nd many more

Why go through all this for him? Do you know him before? Why do you want to love him and be there and also journey through life with him? What's in for you?
Romance / Why Are You In Your Relationship? Either Marriage Or Dating. Please Share by BoiledHead(m): 11:16pm On May 07, 2016
I was discussing with one brother and he was telling me that relationships such as dating and marriage and all sorts are waste of time. I argued then he asked me

"Why are you in your current relationship? What are you there for? What's the gain?"

I didn't give him a straight answer but now I want to hear from nairalanders. Pls what's your gain? What motives do you have? Why are you married to that man or woman? Why are you dating that bae?

Lalasticlala u no dey date? Why na
Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Hairy Skin, Chest & Chin by BoiledHead(m): 12:48pm On May 07, 2016
TemihSmart:
Da pada joor,wetin do u? All those things na pure,i mean very pure lies.Abeg no talk am again

You have hairy skin and beards right? I understand your pain
Romance / Re: I Disagree With Toks2008. Nigeria Ladies Are Not The World's Finest by BoiledHead(m): 4:57am On May 07, 2016
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Handsome Men: Share Your Pictures by BoiledHead(m): 4:35am On May 07, 2016
Gebbson007:
omo na ancient of days full NL old folks ,no wonder dey no 1nt young adult lyk Francis n co tlk.
sir na joke oooo up barca

Lolz
Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Hairy Skin, Chest & Chin by BoiledHead(m): 3:40am On May 07, 2016
Strahovski1:
This guy what do you gain? I guess all the ladies have broken your heart. Coz they will say a lady with hairy skin broke your heart (To console themselves). Same with stretch mark and protruding stomach . Lol

I am trying to help them.
Romance / Disadvantages Of Ladies With Hairy Skin, Chest & Chin by BoiledHead(m): 3:30am On May 07, 2016
I'm here again. Disadvantages of ladies! Now we are gonna be talking about ladies with Hairy Skin and Chest and Chin (Beared). Understand that I have no intention to hurt anyone feelings. As the time I posted about stretch mark one sent me a pm raining curses on herself and not me. So please if you have hairy skin this should be a motivation to take action and not being immature consoling yourself on nairaland and crying behind your phone. Let's go.

1.) They are lousy, rude and disrespectful:- Guys, if you have observe, ladies with Hairy Skin like man own have this impulsive attitude and they talk too much. If you are not careful, they will talk you to death.

2.) They are not sexy:- Yes, they are not sexy at all. Looking at their hands with such amount of hair I can imagine how their legs would be shocked Oops. .I need to vomit. Wait. I'm coming..

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3.) They are scary:- The ones with beards. Hair on the chin. Ladies are supposed to be special. At least in the sight of men. Their face is supposed to take away your sorrows not make you have bad dream. Just try to imagine it in your head. And see. Imagine the most beautiful girl in your town or your babe. Imagine her with a beard. "Oh my God" is what u gonna say.

4.) They are wicked:- I notice they are always very mean and aggressive. So wicked. Trust me. Maybe it's the frustration of their ugliness that put them like that. But it's not our fault.

5.) Bug turn off for guys:- Yeah, as usual it's a big turn off. Even guys dey shave their body these days let alone woman. Hahaha.

6.) They are ugly:- Yup they are. Have you seen woman with hairy body or beard win miss world or miss Nigeria or even miss nairaland? Lol that's gonna be some fuckery hahahaha

7.) Dirty Breast:- Their chest is disgusting because of the hair


Thank You
Romance / Re: I Disagree With Toks2008. Nigeria Ladies Are Not The World's Finest by BoiledHead(m): 2:55am On May 07, 2016
The woman above me is pained grin

#IRepNaija

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Romance / Re: I Got Her Pregnant 6 Years Ago To Destroy Her Career But I Want My Child Now by BoiledHead(m): 7:52pm On May 05, 2016
Sorry man.
Romance / Re: Good News! As MTN Introduces 1.5GB Data For 1000 Naira (see code) by BoiledHead(m): 6:04pm On May 05, 2016
Broke nigga. Your mates are subscribing unlimited smile @ N19k per month.. or 7k per month on Swift 4G

You are shouting 1.5gb mtn. Gb u no go use finish as network slow undecided
Romance / Re: Women, Will You Prefer To Marry A Man Younger Than You Or Remain Single? by BoiledHead(m): 4:33pm On May 05, 2016
foxgiovani:
Nodding my head.

Be nodding your head like agama lizard. What concerns you or her post with her marital life? that you would say she is not enjoying it. How e take concern you sef. Una go leave topic dey comment on person personal life. This is what whogosca.m was complaining about to Seu.n

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Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Protruding Stomach (big Stomach) by BoiledHead(m): 8:28am On May 05, 2016
Haryohdeji:
forget aboy that... See my fiancee get big stomach, big yarnsh... Yet she make me happy, trustable and sexy.

What's our business with your fiancee? Fiancee wey even u dey manage.
Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Protruding Stomach (big Stomach) by BoiledHead(m): 12:18am On May 05, 2016
KashyBaby:





At least a truck has a value in the market..what about u? I dare u even barely eat...so u better sit down boo & don't ruin my coffee...

Which coffee? Abi green tea wey una dey use get flat stomach. Rubbish.

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Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Protruding Stomach (big Stomach) by BoiledHead(m): 12:07am On May 05, 2016
PureWays:
So, what do you want them to do?

Jamb question

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Romance / Disadvantages Of Ladies With Protruding Stomach (big Stomach) by BoiledHead(m): 11:57pm On May 04, 2016
I'm here again. Disadvantages of ladies with big stomach. Have you observes that 68% of Nigeria women have stomach like pot of soup? I keep wondering don't they see their foreign counterparts? Let's go.

1.) They fart alot:- They will deny but the truth shall set thee free. Moat ladies with big belly fart alot and it is disgusting.

2.) Poor Sex Appeal:- Yup they are not sexy. Point blank. Hey babe, if you got a pot of soup as a stomach, trust me, you are not sexy. No chance in hell. I rather masturbate than lay with such.

3.) They have stretch marks:- Yes my friend told me that stretch mark should be illegal. He is right. Stretch make is disgusting and awful. Most women with big belly have stretch mark somewhere.

4.) Their pussay is smelly:- This is true. Their vajayjay smells alot.trust me on this.

5.) They are ugly:- Does anyone need to tell us that? No matter how fine their face is, they will always resemble baba funmilayo that owns a beer palour joint with his pot belly.

6.) Big turn off for guys:- Sorry to burst yor bubble. Believe me, guys don't like it. A guy dating a big stomach girl is just managing trust me. If he has his way he will dump her inside lawma van! He is even cheating sef.

7.) They are prostitutes:- Yesssssssssssssz. It means they have given birth before more than 1nce. Yes. If they are not Mrs why have they given birth? Oloshoo

Thank you.

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Romance / Re: nn by BoiledHead(m): 1:25am On May 03, 2016
What's happening here?
Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by BoiledHead(m): 5:22pm On May 02, 2016
ladycomfort:
Hello BoiledHead, I hope your mother does not have stretch mark.

Hi ladycomfort,

I was expecting a rather matured argument other than reference to my parents. Well, as regard your question? She does not have stretch mark. Thank you very much

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Romance / Re: Stretch Marks Is A Disgusting And Irritating Disease. by BoiledHead(m): 5:17pm On May 02, 2016
ibotjaycob:

HE ALSO SAID HE LIVES IN Shreveport, Louisiana. SCAMMER ALERT!!

Greene is female oga. And Greene is no scammer. Stop trying to destroy someone image online because of jealousy and hatred. Show us proof that Greene is a scammer!

You never smell airport before no mean say another person no fit.

Mynd44 look at this.

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Romance / Re: Romance Game For Romancelanders....[ TAG AND ASK] by BoiledHead(m): 4:03pm On May 02, 2016
DanceVille:
What did you love most about ur girlfriend?

Cc:vikviz

Mediapace

Finalboss1

Boiledhead

Smellymouth

Kinglekan

KingTom

Her skinny long legs..
Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by BoiledHead(m): 4:02pm On May 02, 2016
marlvis:
this is senselessness at its peck ..4 ur parents mind now they don born pikin ...any way I don't have time talking to a foolish child .........ode...

Cry cry baby...

E dey pain you... shame on you. Aunty stretch mark

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Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by BoiledHead(m): 10:13am On May 02, 2016
marlvis:
this only proves that ya still a child and needs to grow up I bet u didn't sign up on nairaland with ya real age ........ode ...


and yea I have sexy stretch marks at my hip region ..any one here saying he / she doesn't have stretch marks at one part of his or her body is one fork up liar .....

See frustration.. Sorry ok.. you are so pained but it not our fault your body be like tree now cry

I'm a child yeah but I have a girlfriend who doesn't have lines on her body like your own. And I'm comfortable with my own house. So yeah I'm enjoying my childhood.

We aren't the one that born you or cause your yamayama body

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Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by BoiledHead(m): 8:59pm On May 01, 2016
OsoDupe:
Have you really checked if no one in your lineage is guilty of this before posting this trash?

My lineage has no business with my thread.

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Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by BoiledHead(m): 8:55pm On May 01, 2016
marlvis:
angry guy wat dah fork are u saying ....so ya trying to tell me ya girlfriend don't have stretch marks ... that's if u don't have them ........



please get sense ....

So because you have a disgusting mark on your body means that my lovely and sweet fresh girlfriend must have? Please borrow sense

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Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by BoiledHead(m): 8:54pm On May 01, 2016
Shinkava:
abeg, how old are u?

Old enough to be your father

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Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by BoiledHead(m): 5:48pm On May 01, 2016
sirusX:


Oga boss....light no dey grin

Lol
Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by BoiledHead(m): 5:43pm On May 01, 2016
Tobiee:
[email] "Why we shouldn't date them"?


Your advice/opinion is as useless as the "ueue" in "queue". Ain't they human beings too? Or what's with the useless discrimination and stereotyping?

I know girls that got stretch mark, and they ain't like nothing you listed up there.
[/email]

Nobody force you to comment.

The post stands.. if e pain you. Hug transformer

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Romance / Disadvantages Of Ladies With Stretch Marks. Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Them. by BoiledHead(m): 5:26pm On May 01, 2016
I saw a thread where some nigga said that 7/10 guys don't care about stretch marks (I laugh. He never see anytin ). Stretch marks can be really disgusting on a lady body. In this article I'm going to tell you why you should run away from ladies with stretch marks.

1.) They are disgusting:- Imagine a lady you are in bed with. And maybe during sex(doggy style) her butt is laced with stretch marks. How would you feel touching the butt? Won't you puke? Next time you won't turn her back again! So it's better to avoid them. A lady with a single stretch mark has all over her body in dirty places some are beside the breast. Yuck.

2.) They are dirty:- Yes, if they are not dirty and they take care of their body neatly by using original lotions(not bleaching cream), going to the gym to work out, washing their clothes, and so on they won't have stretch marks. It's because they are dirty and lazy. They eat rubbish, use cheap poor kerosene bleaching cream and silly make up and go fat like bag of beans that's why they have stretch marks

3.) Everything about their body is a turn off:- see, women with stretch marks have flat breast (#fact). And wide pussay! It's true. If you observe them they always wear trouser. . They never wear mini skirt. If they are proud of it undecided

4.) They bleach!:- Bleaching is part of the cause of stretch mark. Because they are bleaching shamelessly, they have stretch marks so their body is coke and Fanta. Fair face, black leg with lines. They can be so disgusting.

5.) They have stretch marks:- Yeah. Big deal! They have stretch marks and that is the reason why you should run from them.


Look your woman well if she have stretch mark divorce or dump her. She is boring and irritating.

P.s don't mention pregnancy for me. Nigeria women using pregnancy as excuse for everything. Many white women give birth everyday. How many have stretch marks? That is how nigeria women also use pregnancy as excuse for going fat as if women in Asia, Europe don't give birth too.. how many of them fat like bag of beans? undecided

Fine, child birth leave some stuff on human body but you can WORK IT OUT! It's no excuse. Models are out there posing unclad sexy (no stretch markss). They have children too undecided

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