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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy: “Why I’m A Buddhist & Take My Siesta Inside A Coffin” - Pics by BokoHaramm: 8:17am On Jan 21, 2015
You can take your siesta inside Hell or grab Buhari penis for all I care

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Celebrities / Re: "As For Me And My Household We Will Vote For President Jonathan": Comedian Bovi by BokoHaramm: 8:15am On Jan 21, 2015
prinznazzy:

fyn...y Shuld u vote for d 1 dat wuld scam n kill unemployed youths dat spent lots of money n time to get dr certs......Dats evil
sorry I'm not unemployed and I'm against GEJ for supporting Abba Moro for political expediency BUT Buhari can never rule us with his illiterate and violent prone nature. HE IS AN. ILLITERATE

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Romance / Re: Girl, Would You Do This For Love? (see photo) by BokoHaramm: 8:11am On Jan 21, 2015
How can people reason in this life. I will still continue to Say it that wedding is not a yardstick for a happy marriage.

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Romance / Re: Girl, Would You Do This For Love? (see photo) by BokoHaramm: 8:09am On Jan 21, 2015
Warris dis?
Celebrities / Re: I Am Not In The Illuminati/i Am A Christian - Charlie Boy Writes by BokoHaramm: 8:08am On Jan 21, 2015
Charly boy can be Lucifer himself but I don't care because he can't do or change anything in my life or this country.
Celebrities / Re: No 2nd Term For President Jonathan Says Lagbaja by BokoHaramm: 8:02am On Jan 21, 2015
He wants Tinubu pay
Family / Re: How Virginity Almost Destroyed My Marriage - Thanks To Nlanders by BokoHaramm: 8:00am On Jan 21, 2015
EroticAngelina:
awwww! so happy to hear that! u welcm grin
i cnt wait to get married n see what sex feels like.
we are NOT and NEVER talking about people like you when we are discussing virginity on this forum.

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Celebrities / Re: "As For Me And My Household We Will Vote For President Jonathan": Comedian Bovi by BokoHaramm: 7:57am On Jan 21, 2015
I spent a lot of time and money to earn my Bsc and Msc certificates so why should I vote in an illiterate. I will pass please

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Signed Pact To Import Refined Oil Under Buhari's Regime (NY Times 1984) by BokoHaramm: 7:56am On Jan 21, 2015
barcanista:
KADUNA REFINERY


http://www.nnpcgroup.com/nnpcbusiness/subsidiaries/krpc.aspx

Muhammadu Was the Petroleum Minister and NNPC Head in 1977

WARRI REFINERY


Muhammadu Buhari was the Petroleun Minister in 1977


Both are from the official website of Both refineries. History can never be re-written. That Buhari undertook refinery construction as Petroleum Minister under Obasanjo Administration does not equate to not importing PMS product in 1984. I don't get your point but don't re-write history
being the NNPC head doesn't mean that he birthed or built any refinery. GSD go and sit down

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Signed Pact To Import Refined Oil Under Buhari's Regime (NY Times 1984) by BokoHaramm: 7:53am On Jan 21, 2015
saintkash:
tnk God for ur research. ...
1.do u know that burahi regime was less than 2 years?
2.do u know that during Buhari's regime we had no refineries so d only way to get refined products is to export crude n import refined product.
3.do u know dat buhari birthed d refineries we have today but Ibb didn't allow him to see d completion of them?
4.do u know y he birthed doz refineries? simply because he doesn't want nigeria of today to still export crude b import refined products as it's doing today.
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DO U KNW WAT WE WANT NOW?
ALL WE WANT IS BUHARI.
GO BACK TO GOOGLE
lies from someone that doesn't know the meaning of GOOGLE

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Signed Pact To Import Refined Oil Under Buhari's Regime (NY Times 1984) by BokoHaramm: 7:47am On Jan 21, 2015
Exposure at the highest order, GMB started this bullshit when he was in govt, this man is pregnant. With lies.

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Politics / Re: If I Hated The North, I Wouldn’t Have Built Almajiri Schools - Jonathan by BokoHaramm: 7:42am On Jan 21, 2015
Truth because I can't point out anything GMB did for the north since He stepped down as PTF chairman

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Romance / Re: Can Someone Find A Spouse On Nairaland? by BokoHaramm: 7:39am On Jan 21, 2015
The girls here are immature and most of them are so daft or live a FAKE Life
Politics / Re: Don’t Hold Elections In Adamawa, Governor Begs INEC by BokoHaramm: 7:35am On Jan 21, 2015
Governor Ngilar should kindly stfu and deliver his quota because he ll be vacating that seat for Nuhu Ribadu
Politics / Re: Soldiers Intercept 3,600 Ballotboxes In Ogun by BokoHaramm: 7:31am On Jan 21, 2015
God help us from this APC beast.
Politics / Re: Shagari Denies Endorsing Jonathan by BokoHaramm: 7:24am On Jan 21, 2015
Who cares
Politics / Re: Live: Pictures Of APC Presidential Rally In Jigawa by BokoHaramm: 8:51pm On Jan 20, 2015
killuminati:
O boy see my lovely state
you are an abokiii, chai I'm dead, you had the guts to abuse me after attending school through quota system where you scored 3/400. God will punish your generation and you will be the last that will attend school based on mediocracy. Smelling abokii. Oloshi, oloribruku. Ko ni dafu e

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Phones / Re: Whatsapp Banned Me For 24hours by BokoHaramm: 8:42pm On Jan 20, 2015
NL mods now on whatsaa

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Politics / Re: APC Rejects PDP’s Denial Of Fayose’s Controversial Buhari Advert by BokoHaramm: 8:26pm On Jan 20, 2015
A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five passengers in it .The first passenger was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger was Aliko Dangote and he said "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger was General Buhari and. he said: " I'm the person with the highest integrity in Nigeria and I'm about to win presidency so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and jumped out of the plane.Then the remaining two passengers left werePope Francis and a little school girl.The Pope said to the little girl "take the last parachute, I'll sacrifice my life for you".The little girl replied "No need for that. There are two parachutes left".The Pope asked "How come?"The little girl replied; "General Buhari took my school bag"

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Politics / Re: APC Rejects PDP’s Denial Of Fayose’s Controversial Buhari Advert by BokoHaramm: 8:25pm On Jan 20, 2015
Then go to hell, the APC I know will like to flog this issue till Buhari certificate scandal is thrown in the trash can BUT we can never forget. #ShowYourCertificate.

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Romance / Re: How A Girl In Romance Section Nearly Soiled My Moniker by BokoHaramm: 8:05pm On Jan 20, 2015
englishmart:
just fvck her and let her rest
later you will come to politics section to form adult by quoting me, small boy of NL

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Certificate: I Withdraw My Support by BokoHaramm: 7:59pm On Jan 20, 2015
bettercreature:
Dont mind the useless OP,she is trying to be relevant,so proud as if austria has a good university
why are you fighting him like this, he says he can't support an ILLITERATE
Politics / Re: Police Intercepts 850 Cutlasses Smuggled Into Katsina By Political Party by BokoHaramm: 7:25pm On Jan 20, 2015
It reminds me of Rwanda, since guns are not easy to procure cutlasses will do the job.

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Politics / Re: Mbu Deployed As AIG In charge Of Lagos, Ogun States by BokoHaramm: 6:52pm On Jan 20, 2015
skales212:
Mumu dey blame past leaders LOL...IBB was corrupt he built third mainland bridge in lagos and he set up abuja as the new FCT from lagos. Abacha was corrupt but I could remember Abacha built National Hospital and Gwarimpa estate, d biggest in Africa and we bough fuel at 11naira per liter then. Buhari was corrupt but he bulit two refineries within the shortest time. Abdusalam was corrupt but he was the first to make nigerian workers taste good salary giving them a minimum wage immediately he took over and he conducted the election that brought about d democracy you're enjoying. If not for him na Otuoke u for dey now. Obj was corrupt but why can't you go against him with facts when he said after paying our debts he left 67billion dollars in our foreign reserve which u and dem okonjo and alison madueke don chop. Yar adua was corrupt but he stopped militancy in Niger delta paying dem good monthly stipends and he granted them amnesty. He paid nigerian workers minimum wage of 18,000 monthly which was signed into law before he got sick. U comot subsidy, promised electricity and refineries but we no see where u build am sir. Dem chop all d money and u said no corruption in nigeria. Why u no build second Niger bridge and a refinery; stop boko haram and use these to campaign for second term sir? U come dey use cassava and petrol station que de campaign. Na dat one we wan hear? U can't govern us sir and I'm sure you know this but you're just being stubborn because the power sweet u lol. A beg naija no be Bayelsa state sir,and I'm sure u can't govern lagos state not to talk of a whole naija. We no hate u but we need who fit handle naija. We supported and voted u then but you disappointed us so its time to vote u out again. Power must change hands sir so stop blaming past leaders because they're still better than you. You're visionless and clueless. pass it round till it gets to him.#NO2GEJ2015##ChangeMovement#Mumu dey Blame
A deranged mind on the loose

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Politics / Re: Buhari Executed 40 Soldiers For Plotting A Coup (New York Times 1984) by BokoHaramm: 4:34pm On Jan 20, 2015
Fash20:
Coup de tat is a do or die affair. When you succeed good for you when you are caught the penalty is always death.
the penalty for desertion in the army is death and also the penalty for lying under oath is jail term
Politics / Re: Nigeria Election Debate Group Releases Timetable For Presidential Debates by BokoHaramm: 4:28pm On Jan 20, 2015
teejayone40:

U'r a complete fool! We're talkin abt how nigeria will move forward nd u'r mkin dis dry joke..... beta luk 4 sumtin doin bro age no dey ur syd o
when was the last time you were happy? Idioot who told you I'm a bro or I'm old, it seems you lost some of your senses from birth. Go and gasp on top of your fellow gay and experience your orgasmic rantings there
Politics / Re: Assailants Murder Pregnant Daughter Of Gov. Almakura’s Campaign Manager by BokoHaramm: 2:24pm On Jan 20, 2015
killuminati:
your father mumu
be careful about what you tell people on this forum, if you want to enjoy your life.
Politics / Re: Assailants Murder Pregnant Daughter Of Gov. Almakura’s Campaign Manager by BokoHaramm: 2:18pm On Jan 20, 2015
God help us from this northerners and their thirst for blood. God will also punish Lord Lugard well well
Politics / Re: Air Force Corporal Slaps CSP Thrice At Lagos Airport by BokoHaramm: 11:42am On Jan 20, 2015
barcanista:
In a sane society the lance corporal will be severely punished. Do we expect that under a myopic administration of PDP and Jonathan?
I'm getting pissed off with your attitude here, I think I ll ban you in order for your default settings to come back.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Election Debate Group Releases Timetable For Presidential Debates by BokoHaramm: 11:13am On Jan 20, 2015
A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five passengers in it .The first passenger was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger was Aliko Dangote and he said "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger was General Buhari and. he said: " I'm the person with the highest integrity in Nigeria and I'm about to win presidency so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and jumped out of the plane.Then the remaining two passengers left werePope Francis and a little school girl.The Pope said to the little girl "take the last parachute, I'll sacrifice my life for you".The little girl replied "No need for that. There are two parachutes left".The Pope asked "How come?"The little girl replied; "General Buhari took my school bag"

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