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Agelong research findings.

The only way u gonna stop him from cheating is to pluck out his eyes.

Funny but true.

Now tell me, of what use is a blind dude?. .

Holumighty:
After good 49years we had nothing good to show for it, as the saudis and the londonerr can die for thier contries so does it what it here?

Your lack of insight compounded by your atrocious command of the English language shows you ain't worth the life u're living anyways.
Sign out and offer your organs for transplant to those who deserve to live.

Nonsense.

Thanks mate.

What's the latest?
I've finalised plans to be in Lagos for the march.
Pls who's got an update?
Have the necessary clearance been obtained from appropriate authorities and law enforcement agents?

texazzpete:
The man is 70 years old. At that age, that's typically when one starts looking back at life and reviewing the mistakes one made with regret.
At least he's concerned about his legacy. How many other Nigerians have showed that same concern?

My sentiments exactly.
Great post texazzpete.

Time to ressurect Sam Okwaraji.

_{Nigerians are just a bunch of clowns.}

I deserve the award.
You people better start honoring me now before it's too late o! Ehn ehn. . .

Will Ibori be the new Mahatma Gandhi?

Festus ko, Kleptus ni.

Welcome to the REAL world.

I have this 5yr-old cousin and that girl can lie. . . 

Anytime she sees me it's always "Uncle shebi u said u'll buy me ice squeam" (dt's how she pronounces ice cream);
"shebi u said u will take me out" (I keep wondering when I ever made dt promise); shebi this, shebi that. . . any & everything to favor her. . .

I pray she won't come up with "Uncle shebi it's u dt killed JFK" someday.

Junee:
Awww! Bolarge u know i always knew u were naughty . . . howdy

M' cool jare. . how're u doin urself?

I just pray they don't share it with my own kids when they start arriving. . . lol

My parents never stop haunting me with this:

When I was still a kid I was reputed to be hyperactive, never sitting still in a place.

On some occasions after “poopooing” in the potty, I’d run off and my mom would immediately yell after me
“B! come back here! Have u cleaned ur bombom?”

My reply was said to be “Ooh! Shebi I cleaned it the other time, How many times will somebody clean his bombom in one day?”

@Fhemmmy
Italian and naija women have quite a lot in common notable of which is the domesticated, homely, take care of daddy (papà) and the kids (bambino) kind of mentality.

@topic

YES.

slimfine:
I was lucky to get nice step families.

You can say that again. You are one lucky sista.

My girlfriend beats me black, blue, turquoise and indigo for little or no reason.



_{How come guys don't own up to male bashing?
or we choose to believe it don't happen?}

'Cos they want "experience" and they "believe" this experience only comes from multiple conquests.

Thank your stars.
At least now u know them for who they really are.

@MRbrownJAY

I got ur back.

_{Independent my narrow black ass.}

Subscribing. . . .

whitelexi:
Naija Girls should learn to get what they need by themselves, when u get gifts from a guy: 1) u understand and appreciate that gift more cos u know what it takes to make money yourself, and 2) u actually come across to guys as someone who can take care of herself and with that comes a greater respect threshold.

I couldn't have said it better.

Sounds to me like she's trying to keep everything in check.
An intelligent girl knows the point beyond which even she may lose control and simply doesn't want things to progress to that level.

My assumption.



. . . . and yes, she just might be saving the passionate variant for marriage.
May sound silly to you but hey! it's her choice, her life.

They have refused to answer.

May kelly:
Islam means men's world.  they are complete daft.

I wonder if Islamists can refute the words in bold.

My question remains unanswered:

Bolarge:
So how many men to one virgin when she dies?

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=294720.msg4165480#msg4165480 date=1247230632]so what do you feel is wrong with the picture?

The fact that the man is helping out a woman without asking for sexual favors in return?

I know that's very unusual to you and many others sharing your nationality.[/quote]Nothing wrong with the picture sir. . Maybe with our drainage system / ministry of works.

This' about a simple thing called humor. U seem to need a dose of it.

I find it really funny and thought a few other n'landers just might.

Nothing wrong sharing and I'm glad u caught the bug by sharing yours too.

TheSeeker:
@Poster

Why are you so derogatory?

It's all about the humor mate. Liven up.

Just can't keep this to myself.