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The Good LORD forbid!!!

Unless she can tattoo the whole Bible on her ass. .

. . that way I'll never miss my daily bible study.

SeanT21:
Ghana have it 2 my friend.

Sweetheart, Ghana ain't got Garri Egba.

No2Atheism:
@topic

Why not if not

Abeg it is very very possible to find one - infact i know one of them to be frank.


People seem to be assuming that everybody is promiscous. Not everybody is promiscous. Some girls and guys still do their best to preserve their virginity whether or not they are Born Again or not.


Let's Stop the Generalisation People, its not worth it.

Word!
GOD bless u for this post.

ThiefOfHearts:
There are more whores in churches than in brothels.

Interesting!
What's that ur church again? Chapel of Doom?

YUMMMMYY!!!

Dang! I just woke up!
I mean it took this recipe to wake me da hell up!
D combo is stuuuuu mush!!
I mean too much!!!

zains:
The Queen ought to have a taste of it too!

Y'can say dt again!
Ds is one combo Obama's gonna miss by skipping out on naija.

@Topic

So where're the recommended spots?

justwise:
Do nothing while ur friends are there, talk to him after and make it clear how u feel about his action.

Satzenbrau.

The final word.

Medicine after death.

Atrocious timing.

Why squeal now?

So where's the advertised butt?

Fashola makes me smile.

I try hard not to think 'bout the rest.

Of all our pains in this country, I believe Obama's snubbing us ranks as the lowest right now.

I'm in full support of his not allowing this hopeless crop of selected Nigerian rulers to use him

to confer some form of legitimacy and international acceptance on them.

Seriously I believe all advanced nations should declare Nigerian politicians persona-non-grata.

When they realise they've nowhere to run to, they just might start thinking of bettering the country

they've been banished to, their country, our country, Nigeria.

Once again Obama or no Obama visit is the least of Nigeria's headaches now.

@Topic

Utterly inconceivable.

taryour:
hello guys dis is my first post on nairaland and i want advice from u guys as regard my girlfriend.she is jst too stubborn please will like to know how to handle such situation so that she can listen to me at all times

Too vague to elicit any meaningful post.

U need to be a lil more elaborate and detailed.

Did u say listen to u at all times?
Try the morgue my friend. That's the only place u'd get 'em.

See as all the other girls pick race comot thread chap chap.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Mentally sound than most women [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Then you've been around the majority
There are few of us who don't need salaries from the job of being girlfriend rofl.  [/color]

Spoken like the iice I've always known.
Never mind those parasites that pose as girlfriends.

Talk to her not to us.

Express ur reservations about her intentions just like u've done here & leave the rest to her.

Whatever she then experiences becomes her bowl of akamu cup of tea.

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for salary increase !!!


Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$ of u$, employee$, who have given $o much $upports and $ervice$ to the orgrani$ation.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Nomani $mith


The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:


Dear NOmani,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has been changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well yet.

NOw, newspaper indicates world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the country may fall into aNOther recession. I wish it will NOt happen soon.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
MariNO PoNO

Nairaland ain't got enuff bandwith for my list.


But I can bet the whole damn planet ain't got enuff space for their take on us either.

If u didn't do the prenuptial background checks why whine now?

The blame's on u man.

Outstrip:
The only advice I can give to the poster is that she should keep her values and don't get discouraged about marriage. There are still some honourable men out there

At last one sensible post.

Thank u my sista.

[quote author=tosh_acer link=topic=273352.msg3882544#msg3882544 date=1242636511]in a whole day, you see 10 - 17 people? Do you walk around with your eyes closed?[/quote]U obviously missed the question.

Go back to the previous 2 posts.

Refers to female patients. _{just in case u still don't geddit.}

[quote author=tosh_acer link=topic=273352.msg3882300#msg3882300 date=1242632883]so? how many women do medical doctors see in a day?[/quote]On the average, I see btwn 10 and 17.
I really must be missing out.

goshen360:
The best way to approach a lady being the first time is very simple depending on where u meet her. However, no matter where u meet a lady and u want to approach her for d first time, the best way is to do WHAT SEEMS DIFFICULT TO OTHER GUYS OR EVEN YOU FOR MEETING THE HER THE FIRST TIME. For instance, if u meet her in a commercial vehicle for the first time, try to rub her hair and tell her you love her hair, i guess from there, you can continue by telling her ur name and that begins d conversation, stay kool

babadee:
@ goshen360,
seems like yu been rolling with too much fishsellers in Badagry otherwise hw can you suggest touching a gals hair in a BUS in LAGOS!!! na wa for you O! i bet you the kind that gets so much slaps it becomes normal. no diss intended

Just had to read this and re-laugh. . .

God have I had fun on n'land. .

Go and read ur books.

agabaI23:
My advice: confess your own infidelity., it will heal her and heal you and the spell will dissolve

Sounds logical but in real time, real life application, my guy it doesn't work that way.

Just being brutally honest here.

For this kin reality TV idea to even cross her mind,

na eye-opener slappage like this go bring about the required reality check.

Nonsense.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UbWiANSsuQE

@OP
Good luck to you.


IMO:
the darker the berry, the sweeter.

@topic

Heightens the fun for some of us.

Hehehe

This passes for the most moving story I've read on n'land in quite a while.

My submission goes in tandem with a few others before me.

It's over mate. Accept it, move on.

U'll never forget this incident, take it u're both wounded & scarred.

The wound may heal but the scar will remain. A constant reminder of this outright treachery.

May sound hardline but it's the crystal truth.

Peace.