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@Topic
Nice attempt.

curiousNja:
Now players have gotten really sophisticated and can do all of the above "prince-like" actions, (maybe not the meeting the family part) but they still end up playing you anyway.
Sure, they will put in effort o get to know you and romance you slowly. They know if they did it any other way, you would see through their game. Then all too late when you have fallen in love with them, you realize that they were players after all.

Y'took the words right outta ma mouth.

@Topic
Spot on.

Mind blowing.

Depends on the amount of voltage being generated and exchanged.

@Topic
Nope. But I can marry a chick that's 12yrs younger than me.

True that.

@sillyboy
Oh I seee!! You've obviously been silly natty from your mother's womb.
You's a big sinner n' I feel like dragging u by the collar to confession . . . . now kneel down where u are and say d entire rosary aight?  One, two, go. . . .  "Hail Mary full of grace the Lord is with thee. . . . . . . . . "


@karl ken
What country u @?

Can't y'all see he's just 8 posts old in d forum?
D guy's just practising/ fiddling with his keyboard to see how to start a topic.

@chaz/poster

Dt na why I dey always holla say make overwowo guys stop to dey declare say dem be naija.
Try claim Niger or Burkina Fasso small.
D very day when u declare now I hear say like 10 million fine girls rush go collect visa to comot.

Beckyy:
@Bolarge
Are u making jest of me or what? because i don't seem to understand your post.

Ahh Sorry ohh! This has nothing to do with u at all. Wz just tryin to call iice's attention to somethin else.
Sorry it had to be on ur thread. Hope I'm forgiven. Thanx.

ROFLMAO @ Naija*gal
Jeez I wish I wz there. You'd never hear the last of it.

Ope ohh! iice! 'ssup girl? Your attention is seriously needed at the Romance section in the ffg threads:

      Most embarassing moments
      What if ur g'friend tells u she's preggies. . . act a script out as d preg chick,ya heard?
    I really feel like laughin ma heart out t'day.

The Federal Ministry Of Health warns that farting in the presence of your lover makes her liable to die young.    




                                                _{Tolani love,Rest In Peace.}

I'll never forget this one that happened to me in my 100 level days.

There's this Nike chick that happens to be a family friend as in we practically grew up as friends. We both entered UI d same year (different courses) but took similar courses together dt year ( Faculty of Science). It so happened dt we both had ds funny habit of pinching each other's bum right from when we were li'l kids. By the time hers really started expanding I did more of grabbing while she obviously had to make do with pinching 'cs I had nothin for her to grab lol
 Tragedy struck on ds fateful day at an eatery that was within Fac of Science then called 2T's or som'n like dt. Lo n' behold I saw Nike in her typical top and jeans backing me and Bingo!! I had grabbed it only for her to turn and Jeeeesus Christ!!! t'was some other girl I'd never come across in ma life. I guessed what was coming but I still tried stuttering some damage control explanation-come-apology. Luckily the anticipated slap didn't come, the girl just gave me that talk-to-da hand thang and told me to spare her the apologies.  I still don't know how I found my way out of the eatery dt day but one thing-. . . . . . Nike's booty never got grabbed no more. . . _{at least not by me.}

My faithful Jincheng suppose qualify as ride now.

So all u rideless boiz let's hia your side of d story. I hia say them Jezebels dey use una heads well well.

I'm so glad this topic came up because it's been for me a real source of concern for a while. Sincerely speaking roughly 80% of naija girls are freakin ignorant (and I'm being extremely modest here). It's a real shame. I say this conscious of the fact that some are going to scream blue murder after readin this but it's too damn true! Some are pathetic enough not to even know the governors of their states! with the excuse that they just got in!! Recently I was discussing with a 22yr old chick (medical student) and she actually thought State governors are appointed by the President after he's been sworn in!! I almost threw an embolus! For cryin out loud this is supossed to be one of the most educated people Nigeria can boast of!
The advent and subsequent deluge of home videos   is fast tipping the scales in the 95 vs 5% ratio. The typical girl never buys newspapers (maybe with the exception of tabloids) for example, she comes to your house and wonders why u don't have the latest film by Saheed Balogun (I've heard that name like thrice in the last 4 days n' that's enough to make me want to punch his nose in! ) or any recent home video at that!
  Lemme just catch my breath here n' allow others have their say.

@karl ken
Like u said, the worst is yet to come. Sad innit?

It's the best way to keep their brains from being of any positive use to the rest of humanity- and just dwell in the realm of delusive scripted fantasy.

Excuse me puleeeeeeez!!!!
Can someone kindly tell me who exactly is the judge here?
Who is responsible for tagging someone/a particular figure (or lack thereof) as the sexiest?
When will we free ourselves from these chains of mental slavery and domination of our collective psyche by the white man?


_{sexiest my narrow black ass.}

[quote author=_kk link=topic=63095.msg1250751#msg1250751 date=1183178571]Tragedy struck early Friday morning in Lagos as a canoe carrying mostly members of Christian Prayers Assembly (CPA), capsized during a heavy downpour, claiming no less than 13 lives.

A few of us started shouting Jesus! Jesus! But the CPA people were screaming: Daddy G.O.! Daddy G.O, in apparent reference to their General Overseer, Reverend King.”[/quote]Daddy G.O. obviously answered. He sent them ahead to prepare the way for him to hell heaven ^wherever

Soo, soo sad. A mind indeed is a terrible thing to waste.

@Creamish
^{*scratches head vigorously*}
I'm a gentleman, I'll let u decide.  _{Abeg hurry up wid ds decision b4 I burst a valve.}

U decide.

So u no go get alibi if u default.

iice:
[color=#006600]
Haba. . .you suppose see my halo! It's bloody glowing right now

Yeah, smells like latex too.

Creamish:
@Bolarge. . . . odeeshiiiii. . .nuttn fit do me!. . . i can dive anyway!!!  

So let's fix time for actual sessions now. . . .no more making mouth oh! Put ur ^*coughs* where ur mouth is.

LMFAO I guess by makin it less decadent

@muki
Whose eyes u dey cover?  
I sure say iice dey laff her frozen butt off 2 dt statement.


@Creamish
U dey fear to dive chuteless again?

iice:
Muki please cover am well well. . .i want to remain innocent till am canonized

Yea right.

iice:
@Bolarge. . .but i didn't see anything there ^*pouts*

E be like say I don resign to my fate with u.

Creamish:
_{*me too*}

U weren't meant to go there in d 1st place. iice don influence u well well no be so?

@Creamish
Puleeeeez handle MEEEEEE!!!

iice:
;Ok tell me where is rockin? And i shall pedal there

@iice
Sexuality section.
Ki tafi yanzu.


@Creamish
Saints should just stay put here.

Yeah. Read som'n similar in a Sidney Sheldon novel though it was a Mafia don this time around not a military officer.
To da issue @ hand, I'll just frustrate d girl by being tooo nice n' always smilin like an idiot. She'll get d msg n' bail.

I'd probably get a final dose of beatings too anyway.

iice:
Really? How rockin is it there?

Why u no like to dey hear word like ds? I say go dia!!
 U dey spoil show for. . . . .emmm,. . emmm. . .  davidylan & Co.