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Nemesis? I won't call this nemesis.
Catch HIV;
Get beaten d shit out of by an ex-girlfriend's brothers' thugs;
Get to an interview for a lucrative 6-digit-paying job in a multinational company n' finding an irate ex- as head of the examining team. . etc . . . that's nemesis.

Buzzz off. .

I've said this before, I'll say it again . . . . "Not everyone is doing it!!." From your statements u really have no facts to back your fears up, u 're simply one of the teeming females who lose their minds n' the most precious possesions of theirs to the mindset and message of the world- ". . everybody is doing it", "Men can never be faithful" ,"Don't love with your whole heart 'cs he's definitely fooling around with som'n else. . " Someone is already advising u to break up with your man in the absence of any concrete facts or hard evidence.
  You women lose the war before u've even gotten to the first battleground. What a big shame.

There's a Yoruba adage that says "Omo ale ni nfowo osi juwe ile baba re" = "It's only a bastard that uses the left hand to point to his father's house" = All Naija bashers, y'all figure it out.

Check out my pic in my profile. T'was back in school days n' I'm d student in d middle.
Our lecturer, Prof Mujaheed is of blessed memory. ^*obviously*

In addition to what aisha2 just said, realise that there may be a few rough edges in associating with
your in-laws. Interracial marriages though getting commoner now are still an issue in a lot of circles n'
a few of your in-laws may still belong to the not-so-approving crew. As has been said your major ally has to be your mother-in-law, once she's on your side; u got no probs girl. Did I forget to say u really need to be humble, respectful and learn to prepare a few sumptuous Nigerian meals? That way they'd prolly love u more than they'd love their
own and I say this with a whole lot of conviction.

Virgin guy marries virgin girl.
That's my style.

See what we sometimes go through. . .
   Lord please help us. . . .

                                 

         http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD7EimwpQtU

It's hard to believe people can still be this dumb. . . or is it desperation?

If the electorate decided he shd govern (and they did), so be it.

@poster
My guy u're d "ex-";
He's da Real McCoy.

I'll never forget this one that happened to me in my 100 level days.

There's this Nike chick that happens to be a family friend as in we practically grew up as friends. We both entered UI d same year (different courses) but took similar courses together dt year ( Faculty of Science). It so happened dt we both had ds funny habit of pinching each other's bum right from when we were li'l kids. By the time hers really started expanding I did more of grabbing while she obviously had to make do with pinching 'cs I had nothin for her to grab lol
Tragedy struck on ds fateful day at an eatery that was within Fac of Science then called 2T's or som'n like dt. Lo n' behold I saw Nike in her typical top and jeans backing me and Bingo!! I had grabbed it only for her to turn and Jeeeesus Christ!!! t'was some other girl I'd never come across in ma life. I guessed what was coming but I still tried stuttering some damage control explanation-come-apology. Luckily the anticipated slap didn't come, the girl just gave me that talk-to-da hand thang and told me to spare her the apologies. I still don't know how I found my way out of the eatery dt day but one thing- . . . . . . Nike's booty never got grabbed no more. . . _{at least not by me.}

bstreet:
I happens and one as to just keep going,cause our lord too as his when he came to the world and i think no one can stand that

Some mothers do have 'em. . .

Visit the nearest cemetery at about 1am and recite the following:
"Osoronga, the ancient;
Osoronga, the wise;
Osoronga, the beautiful;
Osoronga, the awesome;
Arise from thy rest and we shall be one!
. . . We shall be one!
. . . We shall be one!!! Ariiiiiiiiiiiiise!!!. . . . . ."

Bingo! U got her.

". . You people wanted equal rights, well u got it. Now stand there and enjoy it!!"                                                            
                      -Tony Hancock when asked to give up his seat to a woman on a bus.  

My #350 OKPlast bucket? Gaskiya I'll make her pay for it. Nonsense.

lafile:
@ ISrael 007
The story is not complete. You saw her, then what?
You definitely must have spoken to her after that. What did she say? what was her excuse? what did your best man say?

Thank you oh!
Which gives credence to the fact that ds' just another Nairal'wood script.
   . . Maybe she was trying on her wedding towel that he just bought her. ^{Yea right}

@poster
Thank God u cited love "stories" as your basis for this argument and last time I checked they were still stories; Hollywood scripts. It's amazing how we have allowed Hollywood with its bevy of twisted script-writers, producers n' directors to remodel our thinking. Try and read the book of 1Cor 13:4-8 and u'll get a clear picture of what True love is. 'Cs most folks won't bother I've volunteered to highlight it here:

1Co 13:4  Love is patient and kind; it is not jealous or conceited or proud;
1Co 13:5  love is not ill-mannered or selfish or irritable; love does not keep a record of wrongs;
1Co 13:6  love is not happy with evil, but is happy with the truth.
1Co 13:7  Love never gives up; and its faith, hope, and patience never fail.
1Co 13:8  Love is eternal. . .

   The challenges, frustrations, ups and downs, joys n' pains of a lasting marriage are the true test of the calibre of a real man or woman. Anyone can quit a relationship that doesn't seem to be working out according to our pre-programmed emotional mindset and this has been the order of the day but my brother these same challenges are the ingredients that make a solid relationship what it is, not d witty scripts of a Harvard theatre arts product. A real war General is known only by the fierce battles he's fought and won. Same goes for marriage. You're there for her through thick n' thin. When she's nice;when she's not so nice. When she's agreeable;when she's just a pain in the neck. When she's a 24yr old stunner;when she's 56yrs, fat n' greying.
    Puleeez let's reorientate our thinking in this light. Thank you.

@Creamish
Which contender? You no dey hia word?I say we don get winner!
Which kin votes u still dey count? We go sue u for violation of due electoral process ohh.
We don count d votes finish and the results are as follows:

  No. of eligible Nairaland voters:                                                 126,506

                                    chuckdee:     disqualified/ineligible            0

                                     mr. ferlie:                                                 62

                                      niceuzor:                                                 83

                                           tafari:                                                 232

                               sawmoondust:                                                308

                                          kitaun:                                                436

                                       crazykid:                                                674


                                     sillyboy:                             [size=14pt] 234,419[/size] *elected*




 @moondust
 Why u dey form levels for hia when u don already come behind come resume your appointment as Minister for airconditioning while firing dey shele. . . . .  
            _{BTW, wetin u dey bring baby oil come do for work sef?
               Those AC's na brand new oh, them never need lubrication. . .}

My guy take am easy. It really was meant t'be a joke, even if u were chasing her it's still not a crime last time I checked. Really hope u're not offended. Take it easy and smiiiiile. . .


_{. . . . we cool?}

_{*shakes head*}

. . . . . . .Only on Nairaland.

Sorry I'm late bros, . . . . here's your medication.

nana:
Lol, @Bolarge,why u dey follow d boy about na?

I'm the very breeze on N'land so y'all watch ur backs capisce? R'mber the aphorism "Big brother's watching ya"

@Creamish
Ur mouth go soon put u for trouble.

iice:
^{reading masef}

LMFAO  You simply impossible!!

nedujizzy:
i will be glad to meet a female naira land user, if you are interested holla me at 08037036168,for calls and text messages, ask4nedu@yahoo.com , if there is interest shown,i can upload my pic for you all to see,i promise you wont be disappointed,

I have seen ur pic, in fact I have it n' I'm disappointed. . . . .

                        _{. . . Just kidding}

Shebi u be d same guy wey dey chase one ex-corper girl (jokepearl) for the jobs section of d forum.
   Better go delete ur picture wey u put up for d girl for dia.

. . . the winner ladies and gentlemen iiiiisssss. . . . .[size=20pt] sillyboy!! [/size] ^{like y'all guessed.}

*protests* [size=15pt]Sharrrrrrraap dia!![/size] I'm talking u're talking,how many talkers?!! Nonsense!! Shidren of nowadays no respect whatsoever, Shiooo!

@Creamish: Whether u like am, whether u no like am. . . . .  

@other contestants: kitaun, moondust, tafari et al

Feel free to utilise our Romance tribunal if u're aggrieved. As d honorable Shiaman of d tribunal u will have my listening ears. ^{Yea right. LMAO}
 
  There r compensatory prizes however for u sorry losers. . .

@chuckdee: D winner has spelt urs out already. With time u may even be allowed to say hi to Creamish.

@others: These posts are yet to b filled- minister for airconditioning d room while d firing is going on.
                                                                -minister for breakfast in bed so d bobo-elect has uninterrupted fire  supply, and  many other juicy appointments.

 _{*Whispers to Creamish's bobo-elect aka sillyboy*: when d balance go surface now?  Ds Iwuruwuru job no be joke  ohh.}          

extreme:
even as odd as it might sound for a boy to admit it, i really loved her.  

Helllooo?? And when did it become odd to admit u love a girl?. . . if you's not on some ego trip

extreme:
i stumbled on some voice messages of her ex demandin sex n all from her. he actually said somethin bout enjoyin doin it and wantin more.

Case in point: I have numerous friends who're happily married now. One calculated text msg from me thanking her for some phoney sex romp would cause a major crack in those homes especially if there're fundamental trust issues already.
I think your judgment here was rather rash though I don't blame u so much, some guys I know would've fractured a few bones of hers.

extreme:
she denies it

Does this mean anything to you?

  What to do:  
 Call her and apologise. I refuse to believe u're 100% a saint yourself.
 Set the conditions as u'd have 'em . . . what u can't take from her (if u'd have her change her # to forestall further incursions by the intruding slowpoke then tell her), what u want from her. . in short communicate.
 Put the past behind u n' give her a clean slate to start with.

 Her actions thereafter will then determine how things progress.

8inchplus:
she is now engaged to the guy.

Yes na. 14inchplus na.

@aisha2
OMG, That was funny and meeaaan.
Gaskiya ki na da munguta sosai.

kilasos:
hello people
i broke up with my ex 2 years ago,
my ex calls me up yesterday saying he gave me up too easily and did not put up a fight,now he wants to fight for what truly belongs to him.
he goes on to profess his undying love and hw he can't meet anyone like me.

Lemme get ds straight,it took him 2yrs which= 24 mths=104wks=730days ^{make una clap for my maths skills na} to come to terms with the fact that u belong to him and he shdn't've let u go soo easily. . . .
. . .he sounds a lot like a retard to me don't u think?
Sweetie get real, ds guy just got his sorry a$$ dumped by another chick n' all this' just love on the rebound . . .
orr he got a much needed breather to go get some free ass n' then come right back to princess. I'm a guy I know dse things.

kilasos:
i have a wonderful guy now who is ready to settle down.

Why compromise this for the retard? Unless there's som'n else u not telling

Though I've no personal experience in this I see no reason why it shdn't work. All our relationships are a matter of chance if u really get down to analyse things properly. We do not determine who our parents n' siblings are but we think the world of 'em anyway; our friends are so simply bcs we attended a particular school or work at a particular place meaning if it had been otherwise we'd still have friends only they'd bear different names. The only part we play is determining who we choose to take to the next level. If I can step to a girl in a mall  simply bcs she's pretty (though I knew nothn 'bout her up till then) why not som'n on-line whose turn of mind and take on issues I'm enthralled with? Personally I believe it can only be a starting point. Y'both still have to meet one-on-one, talk, rub minds what have u to see if y'got what  it takes to take it to the next level.

                 _{I hope someone is listening. lol}

nuttyproff:
but if u can't stand it shoot him

Thank God for gun control laws.