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mukina2:
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Gambian weed @work. Thot I told u not to inhale too fast.

Won maa damo. (Dem go take).

Talo bi won nle yii. FeeDeeFee forever. Omo wa ni e joo se.
sillyboy boo tie dibo, o ti wole. . . .

And what has her past sexual history got to do with her leadership potentials and qualities?
Moreover isn't politics itself prostitution per excellence?

So touching. . .
Thanks Aduks.

Blue, 'cs I love it.

R we any better?
Cut 'em some slack abeg!

I see the fact that ds thread doesn't belong in the Fashion section of the forum.

                             _{Maybe d Romance section.}

Ego of Lagbaja fame now sports dreadlocks and looks so damn sexy.

Na wa for ds envelope wey no gree open ohh!

_{*Whispers to sillyboy: Shey na your spit dey gum like superglue like ds?   Dem go soon discover our ojoro oh*}

Such a pleasure to have the singular honor of being called upon to announce Creamish's online bobo. . . _{*clears throat*}
"Ladies and gentlemen, [size=20pt]The winner is . . . . . . . . . ." [/size]

Just loove this. Mwaah

[size=16pt]"Dayuuuum!!!" [/size]

Not typical however, more like ideal.

_{OMG can som'n gimme her # puleeez?}

Nope. Hate 'em.

_{We dey compete for last person to post . . .}

Nope. Hate 'em.

@topic
[size=14pt]Waarrrrraahhheelll!! [/size]

Palaver she dey find. . .
Palaver she go geti ohhhh. . .  

True lies.

Thanks.
I'll improve with my next post.

Bwahahahahahahahaha . . . . . . OMG! You ladies will not kill me with laffta on N'land in Jesus' name. I am covered by the precious blood of the lamb.
To da topic @hand.
Na so we see am oh! Sincerely speaking I've come to see that it's every guy's problem. Are u aware that u're probably with him as a consequence of a similar looong ogling stare sometime ago?
I feel u ladies sha. Most have serious insecurity probs. If a babe's guy stares at another chick, she immediately believes it's bcs her own booty is not as big or doesn't roll as much, she's not as fair-skinned, her bra cup-size's nothing to write home about . . . all sorts! Women indeed are from another planet! Meanwhile d guy just looked n' in many cases forgets just as soon as d stimulant is out of sight.
  But guys can be really dumb sha. Please now show some respect. I was in a bus one day and happened to be sitting at the back, we then passed this stunner of a babe who was walkin down d street and boiz actually did a 180^o turn and were eventually facing me at d back! Shame on 'em!
I'm not in anyway better than these folks and no girl I ever was with ever complained of such for one simple reason: "Style" I have perfected the art of scoping chicks with d eyes only,never do I engage d services of my neck muscles. So I take everything in pretty damn fast and also employ a wide angle of eye deviation while I'm sayin "Yes u're right y'know" to d one chattering away beside me.

Yesss oh! And they come back for the prince when they're 26yrs+ n' are ready to settle down with a responsible "God-fearing" brother. LMAO

                   _{Women! Can't live with 'em; can't live without 'em.}

[quote author=simply_me link=topic=9662.msg1297551#msg1297551 date=1184652638]y'all old fashioned.[/quote]Yeah! And current divorce statistics prove just how smart it is to be "new fashioned" don't they?

@others
Please it's about wisdom, not 'bout what's in vogue. Thanks.

Na true? Ah Happy birthday ohh!. . . . long life and prosperiteeeeeeeeee. . .
[size=14pt]Hip,hip,hiiiiiiiiiiip. [/size] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _{Una no fit answer?}

@Topic
Of course nooww. Na wa ohh! Some questions make u wonder if peeps actually comprehend the basic tenets of trust and marriage.

iiced cold feet syndrome.

@iice
At 62, u more than epitomise the maturity ds guy's lookin for.
Don't be shy n' apply. We promise not to embarass u too much

As y'all already know I don't belong here. . . Just thot I shd drop by n' check on u nutcases in this highly recommended mental assylum. Good t'see y'all doin' pretty well.

[size=14pt]"crazykid!!!" [/size] Take care of your subordinates u hia?

Happy birthday mate.

_{E be like say reward dey for dse congratulatory msgs no be so?}

Fluffy:
In my opinion living together before marriage is A RECIPE FOR DISASTER!!!

Y'can say that again.

takethat:
I took one of these Molue buses on my way to school , I was with a friend and she said that if we say we are staff , the conductor will not collect our bus fare from us
When it was time for us to pay I said “Staff”, the conductor just moved back and was like efun milaye ,,momaju awon omoyi sita(give way I will throw these girls outside) if you see the rate at which I gave him my bus fare, I even forgot to get my change.
Another one was one day I wore these suede skirt and I walked pass oshodi…. The sales men there just started pulling me left and right shouting APOSHE … that day I started praying for the ground to open

ROFLMFAO!
Deese pipu wan kill me for N'land ohh!!

20-somethn'. . . . .can't remember clearly.