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Creamish:
lol. . . before e load, we go turn Methuselah!

Abi ohh! All man for don fossilise finish.

    "Dayumm!!"   Just saw the pix.


@iice  
                ^{*clears throat*}
You sure u don't want to go some other thread, y'know it's really rockin @ da forum games section.

@Topic
    Women, when shall thy delusions cease
     and the dawn of reality thy bosom embrace?


@Esss
    Thou art the true son of thy father.
     Thou hast indeed uttered truth no daughter of Eve can gainsay nor resist.  ^{*Thumbs up bro*.}


@iice
     Thou likest not hugs n' kisses?
 Sayest thou indirectly dt all mine investment in ds cybercafe profiteth me nothing? 

Look into the light son. Appreciate urself as has already been said. Pls look for some really nice peeps here on N'land n' chat with 'em. I can furnish u with some names.

_{Na so these Virginia Tech kin tins dey start oh}

Who dey send u go Jupiter? 
Thank God say na me go hold d remote control for d broom.
You com'n right here where u needed sweetie.
  _{M' cleanin up ma room in anticipation already.}

Weery sorry attempt I must say.

R u telling me? That goes wthout sayin

One step at a time na.
Once e don click, me n' Baba go arrange broom for u to come by night flight.

Creamish hunny. . . . . hmmm I just might be da Adonis y'know. . . ^{*strokes chin*}
How come there's no pix now? I should see what I'm 'bout to start investing in na.

Check out my pic in my profile. T'was back in school days n' I'm d student in d middle.
Our lecturer Prof Mujaheed is of blessed memory. ^*obviously*

Na only ur picture remain for d juju wey I dey manufacture for you oh. I don get the palm oil, d white pidgeon, 7 cowries, ostrich feather and Yeti padlock Baba Idris for Ikotun say make I arrange.
Once everything set like ds na by urself u go come find me for naija, even if na to swim across d Atlantic.

@Macgreat
Damn that was soo good n' soo true.


@iice
Shakara⁺⁺⁺

@2dye4
I agree with u. There indeed are peeps u can describe as "slow poison" but they are very few u have to admit.
One of the primary xteristics of lust is impatience; the drive for instant gratification. If after a few weeks a typical playa hasn't as much as done some good touching he'll just run along to more willing potential victims.

  @bri
The down side to the slow poison guy is that while he's biding his time with u, he's shagging some other chick by the side. It's not in their nature to have a vacuum. If u're smart enough u'll soon discover his philanderings n' drop his sorry ass.

iice:
Well what did you expect? ^T'sup?

Hey I'm cool. Can see your hands're full @ d moment. I know say nuttin 4 any other guy, but dem fit still dey try sha. It's allowed.

How soon after meeting him he starts wanting to grope n' grab ur anatomical assets.

Seun:
If the relationship is boring, why can't she be the one to think of a way to make it interesting?
Nigerian women can be so passive, and that's so annoying considering how big their brains are.

Seun u just hit the nail smack on the head and I hope it hurts well enough for them to do som'n 'bout it.

_{Now for the part where they tear us to pieces.}

@Ess Nice one.


This is how mine would go. . . .


Tolani: B,I have som'n I really have to tell u.

       B: I'd be surprised if u didn't. Mind u they haven't paid us ohh.

Tolani: B,I missed my period.

       B: Punctuality was never your strong point
.
Tolani: No B, I mean my period didn't come this month. ^{(About to start d nonsense sobbing that needs no rehearsal)}

       B: Is it not a daily affair? I'll be surprised if u make a 2-2 in dt course the way u're going sef.

Tolani: I'm pregnant u dumb ass!

       B: That's not possible.

Tolani: How d'you mean?

       B: I mean I was in Israel quite alright but I never entered Jerusalem.

Tolani: Meaning?

       B: You no dey hear English on Thursdays?

Tolani: As in I don't understand all that Jerusalem stuff. . .

       B: This your IQ sef no go fit carry pregnancy to term. If u no get berra tin to do abeg just pack your silly ass home, Nigeria - Zambia match wan start. . ^{reaches for remote control.}




                                      _{. . . . . . .in my dreams}

@nurexg
It's like u posted under the influence gaskiya.
Seems there's a more potent variant of ganja u guys're smokin' up north now. Kariya ne?

@ topic
Na so we see am.

D only change me I want now is from kobonaire to billionaire.

iyken:
Having seperate bedrooms between spouses is now a common practice and growing.

Common where?

A woman who's always talking. ^{Oops, I just described everywoman.}

A woman who's always talking but never really saying much. ^{Sorry, I just described everywoman again.}

A woman whose favorite words are "I wonder why I married u" but just won't get her ass up and leave!! ^{Did I just describe every woman again?}

'cs 'm sticking wid da original gameplan. Da grand design.

@iice
So ds brotha got lotza competition now innit?

Who's in d wrong place, moi or these paratroopers?

iice:
@Topic, i have seen oh! Handsome/beautiful couples. . .

Hon, don't let's blow our trumpets just yet.

iice:
Sahara sounds vunderful

Yea right. s'this some death wish or som'n? U finally ready to melt?

stephanay:
but he says that once he gets married, all that will stop and if he feels a need to club, he'll be there with his wife.

. . . . In his dreams.
His wife-to-be would be a co-dreamer if she buys that.

sillyboy:
*Silly suddenly burst in*

Sillyboy: No be me ooo

Osereka: Why u think say no be you?

Pregnant Girl: Hehe hehe hehe (crying)

Seun: Pregnant girl sorry oo (looking so worried)

Sillyboy: Am sure it wasn't me!! I only "knocked" but never "entered"!

Oseraka: Are u sure? Why d girl dey call your name when I dey "Fire" am?

All except Oseraka: So you "fire" am?!!!!!! (shouts)
*Oseraka look lost*

Pregnant Girl: Oga Silly no "enter" my "shop". Na Oga Oseraka and Oga Seun enter my "shop" eh eh eh eh (Crying)

Sillyboy: *kneeling down thanking God*

Pregnant Girl: Na Oga Oseraka "enter" my "shop" pass!

Buhahahahahahahahahahahahaaa . . . . . . . . OMG now zat wz funny. . .
      Sillyboy u too much, I don talk say you be nutcase walahi.

Osereka come answer case ohh, them don indict you finish! LMAO 

His sexual orientation: He's gay.
His location: maybe lost in the Sahara.

Ol' boy your question is too damn vague.

Lest I forget, if d tin go backfire, u go pick paper for Surulere tire.



 On a more serious note just be nice and be real, never attempt to be who you're not.
You'll never score 100% no one ever has, but u'll definitely meet those that are your type who'll think the world of u.
Just have it in mind that those homies u see running the chicks don't got nothing u don't already have on the inside of u so get it out n' start living not existing. Ya heard?

U thot wrong.