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Guys I'm down wid dis one 4real!

@mubowa
don't let haters hold u down girl,we countin' on u.

And where're da ladies when u need 'em?

Naaaaaaah! Keep being ur freezing self.

LMAO
U no fit ever change.

iice:
_{And the lies continue. . .}
Can anyone compare to you? _{Am running out of Eau de Lies} Need some new supply

Running out ke? Y'gatta be kidding me.
   It flows in my veins girl. Need a transfusion?

iice:
Brainwaves

Yea right.

iice should I tell them,or u ready to bribe ur way outta this?

_{What turns the engines on. . . lol}

iice:
@Bolarge
Hehehe yes bottled form _{we'll call it} Eau de Lies, sounds like a bestseller
And how will i survive each day without reading a post from you _{*action* = dramatic face}

LMAO
Could I possibly ever get enough of u?

O ma dee mo ise agbejoro nana yi se gaan o.

Why don't u look her like ur sista?

-na from a song by

ROFLMAO
Sharing your spirit ^{Wish it was in bottled form} What wd I do wthout u on N'land?

coded guy:
5'10 tall!!!!!!!!, u must be residing among very short people for you and your sista to think thats' the reason u get passes.

Thank God I'm not the first to express this.
Even a 6ft 2 guy won't be soo loud 'bout it where I'm @.

@iice
Babygurl u no do anything jare.Na say I don really,really miss u.
Where've u been? U know u's d only chick on N'land tha rocks ma world. ^{Na which kin lie we go call dis one?}  

iice, u again?!!
'ssup girl?

nikitareal:
I won't lie.i like when a guy makes my head swell small bt at the same time,let him be honest with me.

Does it occur to u that it might actually take a high gravity,heavy brewed lie to cause that small occipito-frontal circumference enlargement?

Se looto?
Ngbo nana wa so tenu e o.
Ki lowo e? So wa?

@desodgi
Thanx man.

Important Of White Lie.
ROFLMFAO.

  _{It's the title of an on-going thread in the Romance section.}

I guess that's an easy one to figure out. lol

seaylan:
Militia. How come you have no respect for what is sacred.The fact that you were unable to attain it should not make you look down on people who did.

Thank you o my brother.This is what amuses me 'bout all these folks who try to feel hip because they've lost it. It's the good old secondary school mentality,since u've crossed the line of no return u try to psychologically coerce ur virgin friends into indulging in premarital sex too,not because u love them ^{hell no!},not because the experience was earth-shatteringly fantastic but because u want them to come down to ur level.

@Topic
T'all depends on her reason for keeping it.If it's based on her sense of values,religious and or moral in the face of serious social and hormonal pressure to act in our presently loose but "normal" way,then I doff my hat and bow low.

If on the other hand it's as a result of lack of opportunity (impossible if u ask me),physiological or hormonal anomalies,physical deformity which may limit the number of men that approach her,then I recommend she gets help accordingly.

In summary she has my respect and admiration.Case closed.

Ol' boy na persin wey carry torch look for trouble dey find am.
I dey zip up fully.


@sillyboy
U sure say u never do course for Jazzology before?

'Cos we rock!!

But fellas make we yarn true talk,na true?
If u see d kin hot babes wey dey follow short,[b]u[/b]gly but wadded guys una go bow with all your 6ft 5inches!

How u come take current pass me abi dem babes dey do jazz for jand? lol

Make I update u guys: I hear say d latest move these desperate chicks dey employ na to do tiny gberes (jazzed incisions) on either one or all of these;tongue,breasts,vulva ^{(that na kii baa ti)}
Also not all those waist chains ^{or whatever they call them} are innocuous,some are said to have been soaked in some heavy fetish what have u and them be serious man-trapping/hooking jazz.
Playas,I go dey keep u posted.

He told me to scream and I screamt.

O wa ga O! Se nana lo tun cause katakata lori nairaland bayi?
O da naa e fun emi naa ni tally kin join queue o.

Oh my!
I visited the church sometime early this year and I was stunned.
Everything 'bout the church was just amazing.I seriously don't believe Past Bim's passing on affected the church the way most peeps (including myself) thought. Goes to buttress the fact that none of us is indispensable to God's work here on earth. The Church must march on.

For how long will criminals hold sway in this land?

@Aneef
Has Ladoja in any way violated the constitution by conducting the LG elections?
Must he always bend over and take it up the a$$ simply because these miscreants wield the tools of thuggery and brigandage?
It's the Ibadan people I blame.They watched with eyes wide open as the vermin called Adedibu grew to the advanced malignancy he is now.