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Grossly overrated piece of .

The two do to a movie what big booty girls do to a fuji video. .
just a sorry attempt to make up for putrid n'mediocre scripts.
Both faces end up warning me what movie not to watch.

         

           Lord help her.
           Lord help us.
                     

IBB Fan:
we comfortably farted in the presence of each other like it was just normal breeze blowing.

One of the reasons there's still chaos in the Niger Delta.

Great. Spread the word sis.

@lewa
Word.

I honestly wish we'd have more ladies contribute to this thread afterall it's for them.

"it takes the humility of one mad man for two mad men to be friends"

@tasiana

Na wa for your signature O! Wetin mad men do u?
Anyway it's highly applicable to Nairaland.

"IBB,IBB u no contest again? U sef don dey siddon look?"
LMAO @ the sorry ass loser.

@babs787

U did an excellent job.I haven't been this impressed in a very loong time.
I used to have this video coverage of a crusade here in the South-West by an evangelist Joshua who used to be an Ogboni Oluwo before he got converted to Christ and it's exactly what he said during his exposition of the Ogboni cult that u've put together here. .the terms and definitions,questions and answers,everything.
Thanx for the light u've shed bro.

Deut 30:19  
I call Heaven and earth to record today against you. I have set before you[b] life [/b] and death, blessing and cursing. Therefore, choose life, so that both you and your seed may live,

Rev 2:7
He who has an ear, let him hear. . .

gina34:
Well no comment on this topic for a reason.

Why now? Shame dey catch u?

The annoying thing is that it's only when fine chicks dey around that the heavy "Hiroshima-like" type dey catch me.
When d girl(s) don go finish (after much tribulation) ^{or I run enter toilet} the stupid thing go don disappear.

Winch no be cult?

macalurs:
To me, I see it as an investment that'll will pay the world over when we're finally in each others arms. One day I told her I said "Baby I'll remember these days and I'll tell our kids that I loved their mother so much I travelled accross the world to spend a few days with her." She was crying. Words like these keep long-distance relationships alive.

OMG. That is soo touching. .

Yes O! "So Usher bow down to a crooner that's greater dan u!!"

Yuck! Ooops!
Sorry,I meant not ma type.

dollyp1:
I am reading between the lines and wondering,

"i am dating a guy now whom i'm not in love wit"
Why are you dating someone you don't like?

"also i have two ex-boyfriends trying to get back in my life, i don't like them either"
I bet you did not like them even when you were dating them?

"i don't know why i attract the wrong guys in my life, i always fall for guys that are handsome"
There is nothing like falling you choose to go for handsome guys

Deal with the root cause my dear sister.

Ask yourself
Do I like attention?
You may be sending signals unconsciously just because you crave attention.
Growing up what was I like, did I enjoy the affection of a father or father figure? Did I love myself and still do?

Do I secretly seek validation?
You may be going for 'handsome guys' just to validate yourself that you can pull (yes guys, ladies also do it)

Pray seriously about it so it does not delay or tamper with your marriage in the future.

Exactly what I wz tryin to pass across.lol

Y'guys are damn funny lol.
Pls keep't coming.

@davidylan
No mind them joo,u too much.
I dey ur back.

acidrop:
i think if u looking 4 a chick, u should be able 2 handle the hassles 2 comes with it, abi no be u dey look 4 babe

Abi o,my sista.

Tales by moonlight.

I repeat U no sabi slap?
Any nonsense "Oooh Tunde pleeease stop it now. . " no be for typical ogbonge Naija playas.^{For them na stimulant.}
Correct slap na 1 thing no guy fit misinterprete.

Pele anyday.
Who wants to have anything to do with Maradona who was on performance enhancing drugs all the while anyway?
Just take a look @ them both right now;Pele is still fit as a fiddle (though much older) and is a worthy sports ambassador to date.
Maradona on the other hand is just a degenerate blob of a junkie.
There really isn't much basis for comparison btwn the two if u ask me.

georgies:
Don`t hate the player
Hate the game
The player can only play
by virtue of position.
Play him out and you will identify a real player.

Y'all make me laugh.
It'd be a lot more fun if we'd be this liberal-minded if the playa turns out to be our girlfriend and not resort to calling her names. . b*$#ch, h$#, what have you.

_{Signs out}

agnesoseka:
FAKE GIRLS, TRUST ME.

I wouldn't be so quick to judge.
Saw this one and flipped. ^{Can anyone hook me up puleeez?}

The church of my heart.

McDoe:
Bolarge, remember that there are different types of playas as elucidated in the post. Therefore their mondus operandi must be different too, or don't you think so. I believe that you can be a playa without being noticed.

The issue is not 'bout the playa (whatever breed he's of) not being noticed. .it's inevitable.
The issue is the so-called playa believin he's not noticed simply because the girl pretends not to.
Many a girl sticks with 'em hoping against hope that she will be the one to win his heart n'make him settle down.
If that ain't dumb I wonder what is.

@moondust
My guy u funny sha.Respect.

@Alert/thread starter
U no sabi slap? Some guys no dey hear word till they feel dat hot vibe 4cheek.

What is all this *&%*%#@$ everybody's sayin that real playas can't be found out?
Where's d playa from? Neptune?
I must say a girl must score like -20 in the IQ department not to be able to spot a playa.Please don't get me wrong,for d very good ones it may take a girl some time but eventually every playa is discovered.Period.
 How does he stop his phone from ringing when the other chicks call?
 When he starts talking in monosyllables on the phone eg."yes","I know","maybe","call u back" when u've always known him as an extra smooth talker.
 How's he going to hide the other chick when she's sitting right next to him in his car when he's meant to be out of town?
Da list is endless.

Y'see d playa's major enemy is time.He has just 24hrs.Now a typical girl wants 26hrs of his time all to herself.
By the time d guy's tryin to run like 6 chicks simultaneously Yawa must gas along the line.The only thing is when yawa gases with one chick a typical playa just goes on to another.Babes too full ground.

If majority of girls weren't so stupidly blind, ^{they call it love} playas wldn't go so far.

My 2 kobo.

Possible but unlikely (@least not anytime soon).
Dispensing with Ribadu's services now will cast a really dark shadow on Yar'Adua's credibility.
He sure won't want to take off with such an ill-advised move.

@ikejoe
Abi o my brother.U sef notice.

@Labans
That wz freakin' good my guy.
That woman's wowoism no go get part2.

I had this nightmare overnight (and I hardly ever dream) in which I actually saw the Liberian nightmare replayed in Nigeria (GOD forbid).This was further made eerie by a text msg I got first thing this morning by a pastor friend of mine who had the same experience too and is presently canvassing for Christians to really pray for our beloved Nigeria at this time. Please pray for Nigeria.
GOD bless NIGERIA.