₦airaland Forum

Kingsmeal:
Normally 😁😁

See the way APC senators were rushing him over the weekend like "prayers" sent to their mail😁

Na based on popular and high demand na.

This country for juss experiment dual presidency for once make we check something. We for Niger Delta and the North Central and the East go get Obi as President, then Yorubas and abokis go get Ebola. Make we for see where both regions go dey in six months. E sure me die say the other people go begin pack bags for night dey smuggle themselves enter our region to enjoy good governance..

EmiDon11:
May what happened to chelsea, happen to arsenal.

This beef loud!

Kingsmeal:
When you can't get a big bottom girlfriend, you begin to call her Olosho😁😁

This gist ring for brain and e sound wella..😂!

Even people who hate this man, do so only because of his tribe and not his person. If Gregory Obi was even Ibibio or Itsekiri or Tiv, 80percent of his critics and haters will not exist.

EnglishUsa:
my brother Nigeria tire person

I feel you baba..😂. Drink some water. Everything go dey alright.

Segzy19:
Haaa! Please lie small small nau....
Say only what you are sure of....

Omoh, I read his comment and couldn't even find the words to respond. Nigerians sha talk carelessly.

EnglishUsa:
To me this innocenturic and abriviral duluded intriquity of desolation, I can emphasis to upblick and senqutial primskirt on the matter

You say..😂?

Puss360:
As you don't have money,no bother to think of going out on a date.... Just siddan for your house...
And na woman go carry man go out on a date??

Some questions sef get as e be

Shenkes, don't lament. Come let me take you on a date. You no fit chop pass 20K with your small stomach like tea cup.. .

Most deff!

An extremely important aspect of my small life. I don't know about others, but dates are fun. Dinner dates at Blakes resort, Garki. The serene and well-lit ambience adds colour to the mood and taste to their fine recipes. Their barbecue fish is to die for.

Then have lunch at Sketch restaurant, Wuse. You'll be looking like the only colour tone in a black and white art work.. .

Smell the sea breeze beside Jabi lake with moimoi from shoprite. Go clubbing at passport lounge. Or explore their karaoke nights. And at the end of the day, where is the fun in all of that if you can't do it with company? One soji lady wey sabi vibe! Not all these gluttons who'll see an opportunity and want to order everthing on the menu, like say their papa dey mad!

At least we could still do two dates weekly during Buhari's cursed regime. Like this now, I dey only date my alcohol for my bedroom.

E no go better for Seyi Tinubu papa! The bastard no go die well!

Angelfrost:
Well...

1. You don't have a proper Striker (Una for add money buy Osimhen or Kane instead of managing that Rasmus)

2. Casemiro never ready for this season. He needs time off on the bench. You guys need to get a strong holding midfielder and hasten Kobbie Mainoo's return from injury.

3. Fvck the press and weak fans! Get Mason Greenwood back into that attack FAST!

4. You guys need a proper CB, like a week ago!

5. Return Mason Mountain back to wherever una buy am from... Tell the sellers say Ogun go kee their papa!

6. Hasten Amad Diallo's recovery from injury, and permanently bench that idiot Brazilian.

7. Force Glazers to sell that club to the Arabians (This is the most important and fundamental thing to do).


Sigh... Una go hear am this season sha!

Kyase
Fergie001
BoldBrainz
Ray07
Xynerise
Numerouno94
Sylve11

You don talk am finish my brother. Nothing to add.

My primary concern however, is if we can re-sell that Mason Mount and whether Arsenal for like buy am. Since na them dey sabi follow buy rubbish sometimes.

Sukkyy2010:
I don't know the phenomenon you compiled this your hypothesis or theory from wherever you the source it's not valid and the basic fact is any above 40yrs woman V would have lose its tightness.

I don't know how some of you read things and still end up understanding something else. Carry your coconut head and your phone and google "stages of vaginal maturation in women". Read attentively, and this time, try to understand what you're reading properly.

What I posited up there was me informing about the exact stage women enjoy sex more. I made no arguments about whether the vagina loses tightness due to childbirth or not. You'll quote somebody and type out of context with so much boldness.

Mtscheew!

Tflex01:
Why is this news an ego contest to you??

Why are you so bitter fellow "South Southerner"??

I simply commented in response to the banter that was already going on. Has nothing to do with bitterness. I have no concerns as to whether the Igbos and Yorubas decide to kill themselves over trifles. So long as none of them extends that idiocy to the Niger Delta, we'll be just dandy.

pquaver:
The way u like to yourself, need to be studied... Abuja is north and was northern protectorate.. Ipob and self deception are inseparable

Some of you are so unbelievably ignorant of your country's history, that it makes the spine shudder.

I'm sure you don't even know that the Egburra and Bassa tribes that eventually settled in the region now known as Abuja, are migrants drawn all the way from Edo and Kogi states, many of whom are even Yorubas.

The kind of arguments you people confidently hold are bad enough to shrink the IQ of a secondary school child. Tueh!

bender79:
where is it located geographically?

I should even ask you this question. How is Abuja classified geographically? Or you think Yakubu Gowon and co. were foolish to have carefully avoided classifying Abuja as part of the North in the compilation of Nigeria's geographic regions?

Just watch!

One fool is going to come here and mention Peter Obi's name.

buygala:
This one has forgotten he is still human and isn't guaranteed tomorrow....


What if he is the one who goes down?



Abuja Masterplan, Abuja Masterplan.. Government should publish these Masterplans so that everyone can know it or even have a copy of it, in order to avoid violating it.. Not for any government in power to hide behind a shady and indeterminate "masterplan" to carry out vendetta and take over legitimate properties

This government will issue an approval for a building in line with the "masterplan".. The next government will come in and demolish the same building for not being in line with the "masterplan".. Playing politics with people's investments.

The Abuja masterplan is a gazetted document that can be accessed in any major city library. It needs no publication. You're just the one who has never bothered to find and study it.

pquaver:
Ok now Abuja na north abi.. Shebi when i talk about Abuja being north and influence of Northerners on abuja in respect to tha 25%, the consequences, obidients come the abuse me, even say abuja no be north.. Ok make we dey watch obidients

Abuja is not North please. Go and study your history and geography properly before you misinform the public.

Abuja is the center of Nigeria. No one region can lay claims to the city. If core descendants of the Gbagyi, Bassa, Gwandara, Gade, Nupe, Koro, Egburra and Dibo tribes hear you categorising them as part of the North, they will not sit down to argue with you with words like we're doing now. You'll be stabbed in the neck. And that's no threat.

Those indigenous peoples have strongly always maintained their complete and total independence from the Northern region, and history has abundant records to give validity to their stance.

pquaver:
. It what? South east? U wan claim abuja like lagos too?

You don't have to be silly. Not everyone is Igbo or Yoruba on nairaland. What is even wrong with some of you?!

bender79:
He should go and sit down. He thinks north is like Rivers

Abuja is not North please. You people shouldn't start these false rhetorics. It's too early.

Cogs:
Make them no go arrest you oo baba!

In this present government, one nobody they talk with full chest again oo!
Watch, pray before you talk.

Tinubu....1/8 years.
Nigeria are you ready?

Femi Falana who survived Sani Abacha na im wan come fear the bastard wey dey Aso rock now?

Maka why na?!

Same people frothing in the mouth about the evils of military rule are detaining citizens beyond constitutional stipulations, defying court orders with reckless abandon, but somehow feel they have the moral standing to invade another country and enforce directives on its people.

This APC government and their supporters are just a congregation of bamboozled nitwits!

Very reason relationships and marriages fail wantonly these days.

The very essence of being in a union has been totally lost on us. Now everyone sees these unions as solely transactional affairs. What do I stand to gain? How am I to benefit? What's in it for me? All manner of fvcked up and warped mindsets.

Some of us have parents who have been married for over 30years. You'll find your father helping in the kitchen while your mum cooks. Yet, for us to keep a relationship for 2 months is an epic task. Ego and self-centered tendencies everywhere. Woman sees a guy and he suddenly looks like an ATM. If she doesn't reap from his pockets as expected, her two left legs are out the door. The man wants to fvck just about all the vaginas he sees out there. Even with a woman at home, his stupid preek is pointing the direction even better than google maps. No patience. No trust. No tolerance. No love. No understanding. Otherwise, why should a man doing the laundry at home be a subject for public discourse?!

I just pity the children we'll all be having 10 to 20years from now.

Mtscheew!

PointB:
Lol.

When he orderd the borders closed, and cut off electricity, I thought the C-in-C had given the final order to invade, only for the guy to start running all over the place asking for for support and troops.

Seriously, if this was how he rig the election, no wonder it's so messy. The man doesn't seem to know how to organise a clean operation. Everything he does is gra gra; no planning. Even just removing fuel subsidy and curtailing the FX issue, he made a mess of it.

Planning and execution department is deeply lacking with this impostor president.

No pun intended, the average Yoruba man has never been a very organised fellow and that's long been known.

They've started gathering again. Vultures!

Lol.

It is the audacity with which these political office holders swear oaths with bibles and qurans, only to end up stealing the nation blind, that just irks me to the marrow.

This contributes to the several reasons some of us consider religion to be a very stupid concept. You go hold bible for hand take swear, then steal billions tomorrow and the supposed god in heaven will just sit down numbly and let them get away with these crimes.

Mtscheew!

Sukkyy2010:
43yrs old woman, her kpekus will be wide as fk.

Not exactly.

Biologically, for a woman who's an early bloomer, her vagina matures between the ages of 25 and 35.

For a woman who's a late bloomer, her vagina matures between the ages of 30 and 40.

So what you feel you enjoy in a woman from age 18 to 25, is actually a premature vagina. The actual vaginal taste manifests from those ages listed. It's mostly accountable for the reasons why women within those age brackets tend to have cougars and gigolos servicing them, because they have more cravings.

And you'll be darned to the high heavens if you're enclosed by the vaginal walls of a 40year old woman with a tendency for intense orgasms.

God abeg, see thread!

Where's my slippers sef?!

Most of the people giving advice don't even live in Abuja..😂.

The other nigga is advising OP to drive "along" if he has his own vehicle. For Abuja? E be like you never even sabi the colour of AMAC uniform.

Throwback:
And your insistence that the miscreants and the destitute at this current time are Yorubas alone is based on what?

Does the previous precedent justify your assumption?

If you're in Lagos, let's meet at the Oshodi interchange within the week and conduct this survey..😂. You'll find very solid evidences to answer this your question. We'll explore at least four bus stops.

Make-up can cover the effects of age on the outward appearance. But the truth is in the taste of the kuntus.. .

Throwback:
So those returned to the North and Anambra were Yoruba?

Or the Igbos were picked from their shops at Alaba or Idumota?

It is obvious that just like Gov Peter Obi, you cannot stand the shame that Igbos left their villages to be destitute under the bridges of Lagos.

You lots are irredeemable.

Anyway, we no dey look Uche face as far as developing our state is concerned.

I dey talk one thing, you dey talk another one. I give you compliments finish, you wan begin behave like Helinues with him fowl brain..😂.

I'm talking about the miscreants in this current scenario, and you're still talking about Fashola and Obi's time in governance.

Wetin dey work you sef? You don eat?