₦airaland Forum

danvon:
You go explain tire no evidence

If USA wants the coup leaders Out they would be Out, for now they are not yet interested Niger has nothing to give or take from them.

The idea of US bribing a leader is laughable and if it was true then the leader must be very foolish not to accept.

The US has a history of paying top dollars to terrorist cells, seperatists and rebel movements, etc. This isn't new.

Ishilove:
Is this a joke??

I'm certain it didn't sound funny. Did it sound funny?

Puss360:
Hey God... How do lady laugh na...

Cup one hand sexily above your mouth so the world doesn't have to see your entire dentition . And don't let your laughter echo. I know you're a village woman, but make me proud..☺.

Puss360:
Gbam case closed 😂

Eish!
Laugh like a lady, you're in public for god's sake. These people will be thinking I'm replying "Iya loja of nairaland streets".

Highest they'll get is suspension and a slap on the wrist.

That Prof. Cyril Ndifon ought to be tied to a drum and shot in the scrotal sac.

Motherfvcker knacked my homie's kuntus back in 2012 and we slashed the four tyres of his SUV.

Taylor90:
APC don carry their fake news reach Niger


Anything to discredit the new government

As if una don pay salary for Nigeria

This OP doesn't spread fake news.

IconicR:
I'm so out of reach

General Overseer, Outreach Ministry of Suffer-head Nigerians..😂.

IconicR:
yinmu.

But you're funny.

You were instrumental to foisting the current Aso rock disaster on Nigerians, and now you're lamenting that people are killing themselves as a result of the hardship being orchestrated by the same thieving, book-keeping demon?

No do wetin crowd go gather you beat one of these days o..😂!

IconicR:
You are a wicked person from head to toe

Isn't that why you love me?

Puss360:
What made u think Hardship was the cause of his death??

The hardship was written all over his strong face..😂!

IconicR:
😭 RIP may God ease our affairs

Why you crying.. ?

What's all this nonsense na?

It's too early for Hausas and Yorubas to be dying please. There's still plenty suffer to go round. Y'all should be steadfast, same way you were shouting "City Boy" in the sun through the campaigns. .

Nobody should be allowed to commit suicide again please!

helinues:
Toh

How far..😂? E don dey clear abi? Hunger no dey look tribe o. Finish your work come make I buy you small vodka. E go clear your coconut head make you for see road well.

Just 10 minutes into the game, Northerners don begin thief, while Yoruba don dey jump from 3rd mainland bridge..😂.

Rostikol:
It’s a Nigerian forum.

And you happen to be the appointed spokesman for Nigeria?

Rostikol:
You shouldn’t even be on Nairaland.

What are you looking for here?

Go and start Biafraland forum.

Didn't know nairaland was your daddy's sitting room.

Liverpool, juss like that?

Angelfrost:
Starting the season poorly is normal Man United pattern for as long as I can remember tbh!

The win against Wolves last Monday, though undeserving, is quite unlike United every season.

Even if they sign a full first team of superstars, they will still manage to struggle.

I think it's an ownership issue... Just look at Newcastle, most same players after the oil merchants bought it, and they became serious overnight.

From a United fan, that win was hugely undeserved. We played badly and I have no plans to sit down to today's match with the Totts.

Rostikol:
The OP made a question for Nigerians.

You are not a Nigerian, so get lost.

IPOB outcast.

I didn't see any specifications in the body of the thread, so I reckon I have every reason to contribute. Not my fault if my words don't sit well with you.

Puss360:
Wahala...

No thank you...
Heaven is the goal 😂😂

You skipped your medications this morning. See how your brain has started shaking!

Rostikol:
If you sell the country who gets the money, ou corrupt bastard?

Criminal.

Derive a formula for regional sharing of the proceeds, then all regions can go their way.

Angelfrost:
They almost drew last week, as I predicted... Ref helped them by denying Wolves a clear penalty.

They will draw this one definitely... Or lose.

Won't be surprised if the boys lose. They kicked off on a very disappointing note.

Puss360:
Life sweet oo...
Talented321 and Boldbrainz how this weekend go be na ..

😂.
I like a booze filled weekend. Good gin in front of my work screen, superb excuse not to step out. What plans are you harbouring in that coconut head o' yours?

Ombudsman1:
HOW CAN 750 DOLLARS BE EQUIVALENT TO 1 MILLION NAIRA. WHICH KIND CAP BE THIS ONE

My mistake. That's about 1,250 dollars. My head has been in a lot of places since 3am.

sylve11:
@Angelfrost, it's a draw match.

No.
It's a win for Liverpool.

BennyDGreat:
From your personal assessment do you think most conferences in Nigeria have real time positive effect on the attendees or na just corporate image laundering

They do have real time positive effects on attendees. I'm not sure anyone sets out for a conference he/she has no interest in. Once the interest exists, a thing or two can always be picked up in the course of attendance. But sometimes, when a conference is stretched beyond its "human attention span", interest dissipates and essence is lost.

The image laundering aspect is solely to the benefit of the organising body.

9jahotblog:
now tell me why is the government not engaging the auditors in the state ministry in the state government secretariat. Are they not competent enough to audit the staffs of their various ministries niii? I hope you see where you are ignorant of my point here. Same issues happened in Oyetola government too. Same issue happened in Aregbesola’s government too. Aregbesola government even make it worse cos’ he was paying the civil servants and dieing pensioners half salaries then. Even the dieing pensioners wasn’t paid too cos’ the government under Aregbesola leadership want to audit the staffs by force by fire and this leads to incompetence of Aregbesola government. Infact this Same Aregbesola makes used of consultants all through his government in the 8 years in power. Using consultants in Osun State civil service is a bad idea seriously. Why can’t they engaged the state government auditors to audit their staffs. Using consultants by the government is an Avenue to loots the treasury and subject the civil servants to suffered in pains. Cos’ there’s no huge plans by the state government for them.

the so called consultants are of clueless bunch of failures that doesn’t know how to audit the staffs in the civil service in Osun State. In every state there’s Office of auditor-general in which there are auditors that are staffs in the ministry. why can’t they hired the government staff auditors that are good in auditing in their various departments. Nope the government won’t hired them but cluelessly hired private consultants that are very related and very biased in their dealings. Private auditors or consultants or whatever the names they called themselves will never succeed in their auditing cos’ they are bunch of clueless looters that want to partake in the state treasury too. There are offices of auditors in the various ministries in the state secretariat, tell me why can’t they hired them . A government that’s full of nepotistic style of government has bound to fail and it will failed woefully.

You know you can actually write plenty but make few points right?

That it happened under Aregbesola and Oyetola should tell you it is considered to be standard practice. There's no constitutional provision restraining government from using independent auditors to scrutinise records and activities of agencies and institutions.

Tinubu just put an individual into the CBN records for auditing purposes. I didn't see you shout this much then. Except you have personal vendetta against Ademola Adeleke and his style of governance?!

Godswill Akpabio, Southern Ambassador of corruption, second only to Ebola Tinubu.

If he had the chance, he'd have been deciding future governors of Akwa Ibom state from his sitting room, like the Lagos book-keeper.

World bank and IMF, global economic vultures. Always swooping to prey on countries with weak leaders and large resources.

Treadway:
I just told him the same thing in more words/detail in my previous post. Naija as it is today isn't anybody's mate. Even those wey don dey established dey feel heat, much less new entrant.

I learnt from personal experience and no matter how cold I am as a person, I'll be uncomfortable to see another young Nigerian having the same setback.

But come to think about it, this OP get mind o..😂! Nigeria is preparing to go to war under Ecowas, and you want to go put your savings into starting a business. If you start the barbing shop now and Nigerians begin to run helter-skelter cause of the ripple effects of the war, you go carry your new shop for head take move?

😂.

Even Hope Uzodinma is now being labelled the "People's governor".

Nigeria would always surprise you. I now understand why Buhari was always shocked.