₦airaland Forum

Jennyclay:
Biko, come and use the 100k to take me out on an expensive date.

Thief!!

With a million naira, slow down on the business idea.

The Nigerian business atmosphere is currently very cruel on start-ups and existing SMEs. Irrespective of your location and how viable the option might seem, burying a million naira into a startup right now, is a mistake you may not recover from.

Keep your job. Save a bit more while you watch where the country is headed for the next 5 to 6 months. You can revisit the thought afterwards.

Just so you know, a million naira now is roughly 1,250 dollars. It's not exactly as much money as you think it is, given the inflationary percentage out there.

emerged01:
Then you shouldnt have asked such question if you know this

Are you sure you can read?

Hm.

For all the reasons you listed. There are no set rules or weighted scales to these things. The essence of a conference might turn out to be a subject with very broad analysis. Dissecting through is often easily done when you have just about enough speakers. Networking comes in too. People attend conferences for the enlightenment and contact making. Others just gather a crowd of speakers to make the whole event seem overly important. It's part of embellishment and corporate image laundering.

PDP is just one very useless party.

They had the numbers and moves to outsmart APC on the political chessboard before the last elections, but bloated egos and lack of sound judgements saw them giving away the Presidency.

Even as an opposition party, they've been largely ineffective. Imagine small Labour Party that gained popularity about 7months ago, displacing them in the societal scheme of things.

They're solely responsible for rewarding Tinubu's antics with the Presidency. If they had got their shit together with the G5 and made deft moves to form the needed alliances across board, we wouldn't be saddled with the Lagos book-keeper today..

helinues:
Yul wey sabi

In life, its advisable to follow those who sabi road so that one wont get lost

Since you've been following "those who sabi road", your life never still clear you, Helinues..😂. Abi them abandon you for roadside?

Righthussle:
Good move. This is good for Africa.

If foreign religions like Islam and Christianity will have a day to celebrate their festival or celebration in Africa why not African traditional religions . The rubbish going on in Kwara must stop. Na 21st century we dey.
I am not a Christian
I am a Muslim
I don't practice any African religion
But I believe what is good for goose is good for the gender.

Good for which gender?

emerged01:
To you or to the traditionalists? If it is not important to you,you shouldnt have opened the thread. Paddling your own canoe shouldnt be hard thing for you to do.

I didn't know Lagos has become the exclusive reserve of certain people that some of us are not allowed to have opinions as regards its issues.

Are you trying to bully me?

No, I won't.

I'll simply sell the country cause Nigeria has no business being a country anyway.

Why is this important?

Jcoleworld911:
Flyover that was flag off last month is what you guys are here spitting all over the place

Tho, I don’t like the part Soludo played during last presidential election against PO but for now, Soludo is the best performing governor in Nigeria

All around the state, Soludo projects are visible

Best performing ke?
Please don't let people hear you saying this.

SmartPolician:
Give Soludo some time.

By the way, Dave Umahi is the commander-in-chief of flyovers in Nigeria. Making him the works minister is one of the best appointments Tinubu made. That man will teach Nigerians that a politician's ability to perform has nothing to do with his party.

As Ebonyi governor, Dave would visit his ongoing projects in the middle of the night and measure things himself to be sure it aligns with what he agreed with the contractor. I hope he doesn't lose that zeal as a minister.

Make e sha no paint roads and bridges for Nigeria with those him rubbish Abakaliki colour parade wey him dey like do! Make Nigeria no come dey resemble peacock yansh.

helinues:
Hahahaaaaaa, Buhari requested for the $800m loan to cushion the effects of fuel subsidy removal before it was suspended for the incoming government.

All of una sleep and face the same direction, not even security cautious

Buhari applied for it but the request was stood down by the 9th senate.

Tinubu reapplied to the 10th senate and it was approved. So it has nothing to do with Buhari.

Stop being an idiot of elephantine proportion!

deltateam:
Yes nah. Marry her and go home and do it professionally.

Well, that first comment suggested something else. And I didn't know fvcking one's wife could be considered "professional" knack..😂.

helinues:
Na oroki you wan sell

Wail on boy

E don dey run..😂😂.

Helinues my nigga! Change your ways! APC no get better plans for you o!

helinues:
No be person wey don belleful fit sue others, mtcheeeeeew

I don belleful..😂.
At least I belleful enough to afford good education. But you had to give up schooling so you could afford to put a bit of food in your stomach and 200mb of data for your propaganda hustle.

Question now is, can you afford the services of a lawyer?

helinues:
Don't ask me dumbo question

Go to court if you have issue with my comments

Even Helinues is telling people to go to court..😂.

If I sue you today, can you afford the services of a lawyer with your "hand to mouth" salary?

The holy spirit couldn't shield them from bullets?

siofragspot:
Congratulations!

AVOID fvcking a female colleague unprofessionally, so you won't get sh!t rubbed all over your face someday at work place.

Is there a way you can fvck a female colleague "professionally"?

TooNoisy:
I can now see that Seun Osewa and his mods are 100% Obidient. Always pushing propaganda that tends to discredit the government. Some Obidients on twitter even mentioned they would "visit" Justice Tsamanni's daughter in her Abuja shop if her father does not do what they want. How is that ever acceptable? Let the judiciary do its Job. They don't need to be threatened.

Fashola went to teach the Abia government yesterday but that never made front page. Anything that seems to put the government in a positive light never makes the front page.

You are pandering to Obidients who daily curse you on Twitter... shior

Your take on this issue is weird.

A thread and more.

9jahotblog:
the so called consultants are of clueless bunch of failures that doesn’t know how to audit the staffs in the civil service in Osun State. In every state there’s Office of accountant general in which there are auditors that are staffs in the ministry, tell me why can’t they hired the government staff auditors that are good in auditing in their various departments. Nope the government won’t hired them but cluelessly hired private consultants that are very related and very biased in their dealings. Private auditors or consultants or whatever the names they called them will never succeed in their auditing cos’ they are bunch of clueless looters that want to pertake in the state treasury too. There are offices of auditors in the various ministries in the state secretariat, tell me why can’t they hired them . A government that’s full of nepotistic style of government has bound to fail and it will failed woefully.

Because the purpose of an audit is to find anomalous data. It is common knowledge that in-house auditing staff very often tend to get compromised. So occasionally, institutional heads and ownerships tend to employ the temporary services of independent auditors meant to either corroborate internal reports or find what's hidden. It is standard practice the world over.

Only thieves and people with ulterior motives fidget and protest over being audited by external bodies.

Lolachef:
Is he reading this?

Good question.

He'll do well.

Okay.
I've changed my mind.
Initially I thought Netflix could buy Nigeria and make a comedy series from it. Now it looks like they can actually make a horror series from it as well.

IconicR:
Not our fault, Jonathan and Buhari are responsible for where we are today but be rest assured that everything will be fine in no distant time

What exactly do you understand about this new CBN initiative?

😂😂.

It's the last part of his prophecies concerning Sanwo-Olu that's hilarious. The man said Sanwo-olu does not have any ideas to govern Lagos and he'll be a monumental failure.

Kai!
Thank god the baba is Yoruba. At least they won't accuse him of being an obedient IPOB or a bitter Igbo man.

favor914:
Talk of Invasion in the stick, sanctions is the carrot that will finish those hungry things.

Las las You Hypocrites will do the crying for them, Jesus Christ, can’t ecowas see that innocent people are dying of hunger.

I remember Reno said he blamed Gowon for the Nigerian civil war lasting for so long.

Sanctions is a weapon, food is a weapon of war.

I'm quite certain my message wasn't addressing you.

I make it a point of duty to avoid having exchanges with you because you're a loose cannon when it comes to abuses and expletives. You're hardly ever involved in a conversation withou making it awkward. You're disrespectful and uncouth.

So kindly take your bad vibe elsewhere. I'm not one of those nairalanders you use as baits to express your lack of proper upbringing.

Goodman2023:
Most of you shouting Tinubu were not born when Niger joined ECOWAS...most of you don't even know the full meaning of ECOWAS...most of you don't know the difference between the duties of Nigerian president and that of the head of ECOWAS...most of you don't know how Niger has benefited from ECOWAS since it's formation...most of you don't know the Obligation of each ECOWAS country to the body...

By the time you know all the above, quote me let's talk like intelligent people and not some sentimental deranged idiot

I'm quite informed on these concepts you listed. What exactly did you say is the justification for this Niger republic invasion?

blabulu2000:
Is.nigerians populace the people requesting for his certificate in the US.

Deluded slowpoke!/

This one is mad!
Have Nigerians not been requesting to see your drug lord's certificates since last year?