₦airaland Forum

nairalee:
That's not gonna be a criteria to enter heaven sha

I don't know why many people crave so much attention and social media publicity (even if it won't profit them economically)

... a "criterion".

Criteria is plural.

Psalmistproject:
You know that sometimes busybodies after failing to be recognized in a group for good performance starts scheming and campaigning for mediocrity, trying to confuse and eventually convincing lesser weaker clowns that making a whole mockery of their existence is the best.

What's your point?

jahsharon:
When the judges throw away your useless case, if you troop to the streets, you will be sacrificed to the gods. Wike the wicked one is already waiting for you in Abuja, Sanwo-Olu will teach you another bitter lesson in Lagos.

Who's this lunatic.. ?!

OP, why are you lamenting?

What's wrong if Nigerians seek education outside the shores of the country? Are the higher institutions here complaining of lacking students? There's no country that doesn't have her citizens schooling in other countries. So this your noise is unnecessary.

Get your priorities right.

...they can decide their actions but I'm sure they've not sat down to envisage our reactions.

IconicR:
You are just a dickheaddd 👇

😂😂.
That, you're right about.

ClearFlair:
You were there when they did it "severally". Are you sure you're not an APC supporter

He sure sounds like one.

IconicR:
Let me not lie sha, Donald is cute, I've met him. Very clean , his eyes ehn.
I was a minor when I noticed these things.
God has got my back sha

Oi Rose, get your head out of your warm kuntus..😂! Face this way. We was talking. Wayward woman!

How in god's fvcking name did I even end up in Nigeria with a bunch of political animals ?!

IconicR:
Have you seen his pictures when he was younger

You mean the pictures of my former governor, Donald Duke..😂?

nairalanda1:
People are watching their consumption of fuel well.

Also, people are switching to alternative like solar

And then of course no smuggling

Then why the actual fvck is the consumption reduction rate just standing at 20%? That is the actual question here. And this OP has a good brain to have asked.

madridguy:

Nigga, you're not gonn' say something?

IconicR:
Tinubu is a fine man, when you get to his age Tinubu will look finer

Fvcking blood of the most high Lawd!
Ain't no way that vegetable is gonn' be looking finer, hell no..😂! Used to think OBJ was the ugliest motherfucker we ever had at Aso rock: Enter Tinubu!

Put a suit on a pig and have it all perfumed and powdered down, it fvcking stays a pig!

Your economy is teething on the precipice of collapse and y'all retards are here ruminating on the washed-up looks of a failed charlatan who's single-handedly responsible for it..😂?!

Lawd have mercy!

IconicR:
I can't even stand the sound of gunshots

But you can stand the sight of Tinubu's ugly ass looking face..😂? Ain't both just about the same thing?

IconicR:
😂 leeme ooo

😂.
Isn't that the patriotic thing to do? You and Helinues. Get your dusty asses in the army and fight for your Jagaban's government.

Motherfvckers were clapping in glee when Ajuri Ngelale was appointed and given his current role, singing the adulations of Tinubu for putting a "youth" in such an enviable role.

These motherfvckers have no idea who Ngelale is and what he's capable of. Lai Muhammed was a pathological liar whose intelligence could be pegged to a certain degree that doesn't go beyond the edge top of his annoying looking green skull cap. So he was an evil with a leash.

Ngelale is an abrasive and compulsive liar with an uncommon IQ, a stupefying flair for words and a dangerous acumen for being able to swiftly meander out of situations no matter how dicey. Tinubu can sell this country and Ngelale will be on TV smiling at all of us with words while the documents are being signed.

Dude is the direct descendant of the snake that fed Eve in Eden and y'all don't know it yet.

successmatters:
Twice on Sundays

The drug trade requires the acute smartness to move products in the streets and gather every small buck and penny there is, to be able to have a money arsenal. It is brutally punitive and detailed as every penny counts and nothing is left to chance.

That's the exact mentality Tinubu took to Lagos state for governance. All he did was treat the Lagos economy like the underworld and found avenues to squeeze every available penny from Lagosians, into his own pockets. Having gathered a money chest, he remitted what he liked to the Lagos coffers and handed down duties to commissioners and his "Yes sir" men, who did all the work while he retained his god-like status, and all the while deceiving Lagosians that he was a seasoned economist.

Now Nigeria is exposing his total lack of anything resembling economic intelligence. Stupid ass man with a brain-dead cranium!

Thank god pastors are part of these "men" that are falling..

Johnson Suleman is knacking kpekus up and down and collecting receipts.

Y'all are standing behind that pulpit for the same money.

And I'll be darned if pride isn't the reason ya'll flaunt material wealth with the resources of your congregations.

So we're fvcking dying together! Ajee!!

helinues:
Beautiful good morning Northerners

Insecurity in the North is beautiful under your Iragbiji lord and saviour?

Haba Helinues! This is you being unpatriotic to the Tinubu defence and propaganda course na.

IconicR:
Most northern states ain't save sha.
Niger state that used to be very peaceful and safe has lost it as well.
Hmm

You should enrol in the Army, so you can fight for your country and defend Ebola's mandate, as per the Asiwaju baby that you are..☻

Penguin2:
I can beat my chest and say that if it was Obasanjo, they wouldn’t have treated him this way.

If Obasanjo gets involved in the negotiations, the matter would be resolved sooner than everyone would imagine. But Tinubu and even the international community would be too ashamed to approach him after they refused to align with him on the leadership of Nigeria.

On this, we quite agree.

FOOTSOLDIER2:
Lie Mohamed is a saint to where this Ngele boy dey, imagine how good he will be when he gets old, even devil self go dey jealous am

Y'all just wait..😂!
Very soon, you'll understand why Ajuri Ngelale was Tinubu's pick for this job.

wowcatty:
While 1960 - 1966 was the golden era of nations in Nigeria with every region in control of its resources and we thived. It was also 2 vs 1 against Yoruba with all kinds of schemes and plots against Awolowo. The greed of one of the regions led to the military coup which is the foundation of what we have today.

Now watch 5 minutes of this video and make me understand what this Fulani or Hausa man is calling on NW,NC&SE regions to deliver on. According to him president Tinubu has taken over FIRS, Nigeria custom and Port authority and Maritime authority in less than 2 months, as if those agencies are their inheritance. He also said that they "are praying that this administration cabinet is the most short-lived cabinet in history"

Yoruba say "ki gbogbo soro-soro ranti eni to mo gbo"

@15 mins mark


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKBDqx8nPUw

In the same video you will find a book being launched and I strongly believe that it's been fronted for Obasanjo who has always been on the side of Yoruba's enemies, and the name of the book is "Taking back " which was rushed through the publisher as soon as president Tinubu won. Obasanjo knows that if Nigeria divides, he will be homeless and he knows that president Tinubu is the closest Nigeria will ever get to that, so he's trying to save himself.

Beans never done, moi-moi don dey smell.

wonder233:
@kobojunkie any update on this since then?

Both the drug and the scientist have loss..😂.

Penguin2:
The junta leader announced a 3 year transition period last night after refusing to meet with the Abdulsalami Abubakar led delegation.

https:///3OzNuWk

Nlfpmod
Mynd44

They should leave that country alone! Sovereignty is attained so external influence in your internal affairs can be kept at bay.

Abdulsalami Abubakar should take his wealth of leadership experience to Tinubu and advise the charlatan on proper ways of governance, since he has that much time and energy on his hands.

We're growing fed up of all this noise, considering the plethora of problems we're currently having.

What doesn't exist cannot be eroded.

There's no trust between the Nigerian public and her Judiciary. We grew up reading one of those small literature pieces, "The Incorruptible Judge" and it filled us with conviction that the ordinary man could always rely on the law courts to uphold truth and justice. The current generation of lawyers and judges are thieves in robes and deserve no respect.

They should swiftly pass judgements on those tribunal cases so we can all shift focus to more relevant things.

These are all paperweight stories.

The primary objective is to tunnel our gas to Europe so they'll have more resources to siphon for personal gains, as has been the case with crude oil.

What they've failed to consider into their calculations is that crude oil exploration and sale has left sour tastes in our mouths. And if the negotiations do not put a sound percentage in the hands of the host communities this time, nobody is harnessing any gas resources from the South South.

jeromestarks:
The beneficiaries are called aides. It's not like they were aides before they benefited.

Makes more sense, when put this way.

I was convinced the Europa league trophy was the ugliest cup in present day football.

Looking at this cup right now, I'm fvcking conflicted as it is.

Why's a commissioner having 20 aides?

Are the said aides not on the government's payroll?

Or is this just another publicity stunt to court the spotlight on his growing political career.. ?!