₦airaland Forum

t2luv1:
Not really. Just want to prove to the brother that when it comes to so call charm that can work against bullets if such a thing exists this land of milk and honey we all call the USA would have tried to get their hands on it no matter the cost. Just imagine how much they would have saved on the defense budget every year

And if I can help you prove it exists?

t2luv1:
Look here is the deal. I think I can come up with $300k. You agree to sign a paper fully notarized that you go ahead and put your so call anti - bullet charm on yourself, and If I fire 6 shots from a 16 gauge shotgun and your black ass still standing you get to keep the $300K. I have the gun, money, and bullets all we need to work out is you signing the papers. Don't worry about where I will make it happen.

Lol.
Is this your own attempt at humour?

Justbeingreal:
PEOPLE JUST LIKE STRESS EVEN ONE WIFE SOME MEN DE CONSIDER AVOIDING IT THIS ONE DE DOUBLE THE TROUBLES.

FORGET MONEY MARRIAGE NA STRESS..

My brother, whether marriage is stressful or not, whether there's money or not, there'll always be Polygamists.

Lot of times it transcends the stereotype about men being sexually insatiable. There are existing family dynamics that often create rooms for these things.

I'm currently under subtle pressure to maul the idea of having children from more than one woman so I can procreate enough seeds to fill up certain generational gaps. These circumstances are not always in black and white the way people tend to look at them .

This one gallant!

alimiadedayo1:
where do u want to get a such in Abuja or are you dreaming in your dream

Lol.
Those places he listed actually have cheap houses. But trust me, you don't want to live in any of them.

YouandiAllofus:
And I bet the rent doesn't come cheap?

The least you'll get a self-contained apartment in any estate environments with basic services in Abuja is 500K. Agency is 10percent. Legal fee is 10percent (negotiable). Caution fee is subject to negotiations between landlord and tenant, but that can come for 5percent.

Rapmoney:
I am talking about one room apartment and not one bedroom apartment. They are different.

Huh?
That's a "self-contained" apartment for a summary fee of 550K?

RightToReject:
Military what? It operates a dual executive republic - a semi-presidential system - which is still a type of democracy.

My brother, I read through the body of this thread and saw sentences in there suggesting the Algerian government is a Junta. I even come dey doubt the kind degree wey I go school go get o!

KyleJason:
One bed/sitter apartment, is it the same thing as self contained or one bedroom flat?

The name you called it is ambiguous.

Anyway, those unnecessary charges are frustrating...The best thing to do, is to stay in a parsonage or look for one Bet9ja store that runs 24 hours, and chill until you have better cash that's if you're in Enugu state and unable to meet up to your housing needs.

Take cue from those Hausa guys that sleep anywhere they see and they hustle daytime.

Life's not a do or die affair.

One bedroom apartment.

englishmart:
You can get a well-furnished two bedroom flat for 180k in Karmo, Jiwa, Gwagwa, Tasha, Akaraka, etc, Abuja.

Don't mind this nigga. Run very far away from the aforementioned areas o! Run!

Baroque:
Are you into hook up? Why that kind of hair

Another unfortunate Surulere youth don buy android phone.

DevilishMan:
Dis OP go sweet to Bleep o
See Little Mermaid hairdo!

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Werey!!
Armed robbers go thief your small generator!

OP,
I'm conflicted as to which is more appealing to the eyes between your banga stew and your bress .

Ladyclara002:
Deploying soldiers without proper legislative approval can be a violation of democratic processes and the separation of powers. In many democracies, including Nigeria, military interventions typically require authorization from the appropriate legislative body. If a leader were to deploy soldiers without such approval, it could lead to legal, political, and constitutional concerns. These could include debates about the misuse of executive power, erosion of democratic norms, and potential backlash from the public, political opponents, and international observers. It's important to note that the specific consequences would depend on the legal and political context of the situation.

This your novel can be summarised with one statement: Breach of constitution, hence impeachment.

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OP,
I'm dedicating "Giving Dem" by Young Willis ft Timaya & Kabusa Oriental Choir, to you. This is in recognition of your relentless commitment to violence against societal ignominy and iberiberism amongst certain youths.

And I hereby endorse your Lagos Chairmanship on behalf of the good people of Jahi/Gwarimpa constituency of Abuja metropolis.

Watched it.
My only delight was the fact that he knocked out "Helinues".

helinues:


How confused can some people be, this is hilarious

Omoh you try today o . All your spellings complete.

IconicR:
It has nothing to do with gender, Seyi was supposed to go. The jury thing should be cancelled. Let me carry my sad face go hide under duvet abeg

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Your lamentations can give me joy sha.

BossGerald:
He for kiss you instead??

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Genesis 1 vs 2 - 3.
...and the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
...and God said "Let there be vawulence"...

Owochogod:
I hate men wey dey watch dis mumu reality show i feel like pressing una kneck.

Calm down.
Men no dey watch BBNaija.

IconicR:
E pain me sha and they saved that stupid Seyi 😭😭😭😭

What have we men done to you in this life that you won't let us breathe ?! Eh, Rose?

Lol.

Sule Lamido couldn't pass up the opportunity to take a slight dig at Tinubu after all. Not only did he call him the Lagos emperor, he even labelled him a novice in international politics and relations, one who lacks diplomatic wisdom and has been too stubborn to seek the counsel of past heads of states.. .

Politicians are vicious entities.

IconicR:
I no see anything sef. This jury have spoilt my mood

You deserve the spoilt mood. Now go rummage your mailbox.

IconicR:
Ok.

I won't have to remind you again, right?

Taraba state don join Unical and LASU.

IconicR:
What are you doing here?

Looking for you.
You owe me a return mail.

IconicR:
Juju have sense and save Uriel please

Vice President of Nigerian Housewives Association of Zeeworld Enthusiasts, I greet you Rose!

Gmajor:
Rain oh.🌧️🌧️
My decoder has lost signal 😭😭😭

Your decoder is careless sha.