₦airaland Forum

Fifthwave:
Are you blaming Christians for the ''shìthole" status of your country? Tell me.

Not only christians. All Nigerian in Nigerians. Past and present.

sweetylicious:
Is human decency,jungle justice and doing the right thing not classified under morality

When a society has the foundations of morality, jungle justice and doing the right thing will not be a problem. Hence the reason Nigeria is a shiit hole.

Fifthwave:
What was the post for again?

If you want Bible passages for the issues you mentioned, created a thread then you'll get answers. But for now, stick to the topic.

Exactly my point. You bible crazies have degrees in sexual matters and the bible but when it involves using the same bible to guide you as a people on how normal people think and behave in a society, all of a sudden you can't find the bible. If your way was the standard, Nigeria would not be the shiithole it today.

Ayoswit:
University degree is overrated jor

In Nigeria.

awakeupcall4all:
Which one be Yup again nah?? ...Legendary Mortician feeling yank..lol..Wetin eye no go see for Nairaland
You have 3 dollars to feed and you have that thing on the DP facing up to misery of life with veins criss-crossing her faded skin like ghana weaving..lol
I would rather you save the 3 bucks to buy cyanide to end that tacky sh.it you call life while i earnestly wait for the final shot of the keeping up with the dead like we early agreed on

Oh, i updated my profile. Now you have more pictures to jerk off to.

Fifthwave:
This is not a holier than thou issue.

dasparrow:
I classify this sin as sexual perversion and idolatry. Isn't it funny that Nigerians see nothing wrong with sleeping with a plastic inanimate object but want to preach to gay people about hell fire? So you think that you who is having sexual intercourse with a plastic inanimate object stand a better chance of making heaven? People must really think Jehovah God is a fool.

Judgement day will be quite interesting. Any person who can have sex with an inanimate object is mentally sick and capable of rape and paedophilia and will soon start having sex with animals and dead bodies. Mark my words.

Then answer me this. Why is it that it is only on the subject of sex and morality that Nigerians are experts and can quote every passage in the bible? But when it comes to human decency, jungle justice, and just generally doing the right thing, all of a sudden amnesia occurs and they somehow do not understand nor remember what morality means? Why is that?

god does not exist. It is a figment of imagination. It is no more real than the goblins in Lord of the Rings.

awakeupcall4all:
Which one be Yup again nah?? ...Legendary Mortician feeling yank..lol..Wetin eye no go see for Nairaland
You have 3 dollars to feed and you have that thing on the DP facing up to misery of life with veins criss-crossing her faded skin like ghana weaving..lol
I would rather you save the 3 bucks to buy cyanide to end that tacky sh.it you call life while i earnestly wait for the final shot of the keeping up with the dead like we early agreed on

Omo great news. I just got the email yesterday. My posting has been extended at the embassy. I can make it happen for you ooo. We need more toilet cleaners here. Only problem is how will you pay for the processing and plane tickets. You can consider selling yourself since you have nothing. Even that too is a problem. You aren't worth that much to begin with. I can support you with 5 dollars. Let me know ASAP so we can begin.

mrikay:
Did you trade yesterday?

You said you did not know all pairs move during the weekends. You did not say anything about trading. Abi you no sabi English again? Go to xe.com and see price movements on a regular basis.

awakeupcall4all:
Lol....Your only achievement been your award winning foolery and worthlessness..And sorry boy i have no business in the mortuary which is where you have always been ....I would rather you send me the final shot of the keeping up with the dead before you do the needful so that you can at least have something worthy to give to humanity posthumously after living a shiftless redundant life devoid of any meaning whatsoever

Yup again. And you still haven't killed yourself. Why na? Told you u have 3 dollars with your name on it. Hurry up. How will you survive for the month? I am only trying to help ooooo.

awakeupcall4all:
At the bold...Finally lol...Thank goodness
But you really have to augment your gutter life and stop living off food bank...Look at what you are doing to that soldier ant you have displayed as picture here??With a faded horrible skin announced by a nutrient starved veins criss-crossing every sub-sector of her wasted being.
Dont you think is best you all end the miserable tacky thing you call life and finally save us from having nightmares and having to worry about a slowpoke on the loose.?
May be it is going to be keeping up with the dead after all and the money off it can be donated to charity..lol

Yup. Very correct. A mortuary attendant who has achieved more than you can ever achieve and been where you have ever been. You can't even feed yourself so how can you be expected to think normally? Send me your account number. I have 3 dollars with your name on it. That should feed you for a month.

awakeupcall4all:
Lol....You are even proud to announce to the world that your hustle in the mortuary pimping up all sorts of dead body of different shapes, sizes and races has been legendary....I didnt call you a an ancient legendary mortician for the fun of it because that is exactly what you are.

I have never come across any adult slowpoke till i jam you here with your incoherent and befuddling shitty talk and very appalling and nauseating sense of self worth....I came here to be enlightened and pass knowledge across...Only to be greeted with the horrible sight of that starving ostrich keeping face like an undertaker(i guess pimping the dead is a family business?) which you have displayed as a picture here and constant bugging with one imbecilic diary of scagabangers just to validate your gutter life

You can as well monetize this just like the Kardashians and give us keeping up with the undertakers
At least you can now stop stealing army uniform and stop forcing your fake gutter life down out throat
What a worthless buffoonery

Well at least as a mortuary attendant i have an income. Hustling to eat 1 1/2 times a day is the highlight of your day and we all know it. I said go and kill yourself you no wan hear. ok.

You know why they are amazed? Because most of them do not know how to assemble and disassemble their own weapon which is something they should be doing. One can only be amazed by something one is not used to. What a country.

AnonyNymous:
Is that what you voted him to do Is this how you'd react if Buhari was releasing music and performing at weddings? You people don't understand that the senators you vote for are just as important as the President in the sense that they have the power to frustrate, or advance his ideas. The Republican controlled congress frustrated Obama but is favoring Trump. Vote for serious people, not clowns like this.

Guy, stop wasting your time. They are destined to suffer for eternity.

gocac:
Hate him or not..... Dino melaye is the most active and most out spoken senator currently and in the past ten years.

Ride on Hon senator of the Republic jare...

papascode:
Fellow nairalanders let's tell our selves the truth do you have a senator representing your district as outspoken, accessible,trendy,lofty as dino? My own senator na sit down de look!

I recently started a project where i save dumb comments on NL. My intention is to produce it 20 years from now when your lot as a people has not changed and you are commenting on why that is.

RaptorX:
If the plane is at full capacity you cannot change seats, but if it's half empty you can change seats as soon as it takes off. And in this age of terrorism an unruly passenger is a threat to the safe operation of the aircraft so I can understand why he was restrained. This might even land him on a US government no fly list and get him deported back to Nigeria with a life time ban from flying Emirates.

Oh my. The first sensible post so far.

MiaB:
Y'all don't read.
From Dubai to Chicago, there was a misunderstanding that led to their father being restrained for more than eight-hours -- ultimately sending him to the hospital.
He was placed in the wrong seat.
It wasn't phobia or excitement

Are YOU sure you read the write up in it's entirety? No one placed him in the wrong seat. He unknowingly sat in the wrong seat. His family said when the crew moved him, and wouldn't let him get his carry-on. They restrained him, leaving him zip tied for eight-hours. And why did they restrain him? Because he became unruly. You can't do shiit like that on a plane in the U.S. You'll get in serious trouble.

mrikay:
I did not even know bitcoin moves on weekends

All pairs move on the weekends.

awakeupcall4all:
At the bold, this one everybody is now going on cursing spree..Hmmm..Wahala dey oooo ..Frustrating hunger and poverty kill you there..Lol ..You should look for another crappy nursery school rhyme as this is getting stale already

It takes one with standard to know if one is lower..Because quite obviously you have none!...You cant be slaving away in the mortuary washing, caressing and embalming dead body of different species and call that life..Lol
I can only admonish you to upgrade to pall bearing so that you can at least have a mix between the living and the dead..And just may be your dead brain might come alive again
Agbegilodo fall on that casket you call head

Lol. Guy, everything you ever wished to do or wanted to go that i've done and been, the U.S government paid for it. Every dime. You name it, Germany, Italy, Latvia, Estonia, Japan, Spain, Budapest, every single one. My per diem for a month will feed your entire family for 10 generations. What are you still doing here. I thought i told you to go kill yourself?

Threebear:

And after all the styling still no husband at almost 50 .Instead of begging them to style you, ask them instead to release you, I'm sure your husband was locked inside the bottle of some village witch and placed securely at a shrine some thirty years ago.

Very true. Especially as we all know that once you are married you will be happy till the day you die. In fact you will never have problems ever again.

Seahawk:
what is wrong with you people. Jesus Christ! what is wrong with you?

cc. Bollinger

Are you surprised? When you have a country filled with demented and frustrated individuals what do you expect? And these are the same fools who want a better life but reason like cavemen. I'm just glad I don't have to live amongst them ever again.

awakeupcall4all:
At the bold..Quite obviously i have been having a discuss with an adult slowpoke suffering from a rare form of imbecility...At least Mr.Trump has finally agreed to grant a useless dreamer like you citizens in the next 10-12 years..So you can finally quit wailing and squealing and face your mortuary attendant work squarely....Lol
I can see that after so many years of slaving away in the mortuary; working, washing and caressing the dead of different species you have become redundant and ultimately brain dead...With that thing you have as display picture here keeping face like a rotten mango and a starved ostrich one can easily infer the kind of miserable gutter life you live.
Useless ancient legendary mortician feeling funky like you have a life.

Heheheheehe, the things hunger and poverty can cause. Guy, don't judge others by your obviously low standards. The life you dream about i actually live it. The things you hope to do, i've done it. The places you wish to go, i've gone. You will obviously die of frustration. I think the best option for you is to kill yourself. Abi wetin you go do na? You have no future so what's the point of living?

Mftivi:
It won't retrace much

Just saw the move. Damn, EURNZD went hard. I'm still in it though.

eyinjuege:
The article clearly says she's a student in another school, not his.
There's no offence there. Just a matured woman and man doing the do.

It is a badly written article. The girl is a student in his school. Research it.

LifeofAirforce:
The girl look matured .. she can never be 16.

That sexx position she gave too mad

I think the only offense here in my opinion is that they had the sexx inside school premises.

No. That is not the only offence. He is in a position of authority in the organization they are both in. You can't do that. In the military it is called fraternization. What do you think will start happening? She'll start to get preferential treatment and that is wrong. In a normal society, you could go to jail and at the very least be sued out of your pants for that.

Trade ideas;

Sell EURNZD for a TP of 16570. SL 16937.

Sell EURCAD for a TP of 14407. SL 15357. Now for this pair, it's really fifty fifty at this point because it's direction is confirmed. It's very bullish but it still has not created it's trendline. It could decide not to (just like EURUSD didn't) and keep heading up, but based on statistics of past patterns, there is a 50 percent chance that it would retrace and do so. Point is, it's bullish but i'm hoping it retraces to form a solid trendline.

awakeupcall4all:
Well i am still not impressed with what i am getting from you and honestly i can safely conclude you are nothing but saliva-drenching autistic dunderhead.....Amukun meko omo irankiran....Of course you can be anything online but the only surety here which you shamelessly affirmed to is the fact that you are a black sheep with no family root nor history.
You are the graceless lowlife that is sitting tight in another man's country wailing and squealing like you mattered and living in fear of been nabbed by immigration task force and finally dump in your slum hole in okoko like the steaming sh.it you are..Lol.
At the bold what exactly are all those gibberish??...Aye n se e gan oooo.
Enough of the imbecilic dick measuring with a silly dotard like you...I just cant imagine myself stooping so low in comparison with a worthless gutter idiot....Oponu gan oooo...Ode se mi lanu pe o reni so fun e.
Afofungbemu odelabi!...Walahi...Ori e ti gba le!

In fear of immigration you say? Mo.ron, i became a citizen 2 months of me being here. Plus, there is no need measuring dicks. Mine's bigger . Obviously. And why would you stoop. You are already down in the gutter and to go any lower would be impossible. . I sense hunger and frustration. Yes. It's oozing like a bad perfume.

awakeupcall4all:
The bold truly sums up your intellectual capacity and i am gracefully stupefied to even think you a Yoruba...Na wa ooo..You are such a waste and a never-do-well ninny....Now i can clearly see the reason why you just cant stop blaming Mr. Trump for your miserable tacky life.
Look boy i can breeze in and out of the US anytime there is need for me to be there..I have got well accomplished professionals of close knit family over there and not a useless asylee like you working to become a citizen on a gayly concocted document...Now Mr. Trump isn't having any of that and all you could do is to shamelessly wail endlessly like a bush-baby whose mat was taken away.

Please do us a favor and save us from having a horrible dream by taking down that ogrelic-goblin you have displayed as picture here.
If that is the best you can present after slaving for so many years in the US then you village peeps can gladly take the glory because they finally won..And you will surely be back in your slum hole in okoko with your Ghana must go and your flip-flop when they put the final nail to your coffin.
I spit on that empty tank you call head...Arindin!

Didinri ni e, o de go ti ko se kekere. Because i speak yoruba makes me one right? I also speak spanish (eres demasiado estúpido) and Broken German, so does that make me Spanish and German? You see your thought process? You are like a child who accepts everything at face value. And like a child, you will idolize anything and anyone. It is only a poverty stricken mind that processes things this way. And bros, everyone has someone in yankee or haven't you realized that yet. I've told you, stop borrowing money for recharge cards and stay away from the internet. It is obviously detrimental to your mental health.

Newbiee:
Buhari till 2023 jare!
No matter how a President performs, OBJ just don't want any President in Nigeria to enjoy two terms. He criticised Yaradua before he was late, he criticised Jonathan and now PMB. He just want to remain the longest serving Nigeria's President ever. Nothing more, nothing less.

Yes i agree. Let the suffer continue. After Buhari, another incompetent leader should be elected. This must happen by fire by force.

awakeupcall4all:
The only thing funny here is your award winning foolery and your hypocritical rascality....I could perceive your stupidity from here and i can safely tell you it will be hard for you to make an headway with the kind imbecilic tendencies inherent in you.
You just couldn't fully express yourself in a coherent manner and yet you want your life to have a meaning??...What a wuss!
If you really think we are in the same league you had better wake up from your inglorious delusion....I am not here for any silly dick measuring with you but your imbecilic stereotypical vociferation is sickening...You are better off as an hoodlum in a garage instead of you feeling yank...Because quite obviously you are a disgrace to anything America which i am proud to associate with.
Brainless nitwit.

Lol. I don see your problem. In attempt to identify with America, you blind yourself knowingly to corrupt practices an insane individual. No be Nigeria we de tok about here oooo. You do realize that wishing to be an American and actually being one are two different things right ? Instead of you to stop borrowing money to buy recharge cards to stay online in order to praise an insane president, you might as well conserve the funds and energy and invest it the cesspit you dwell in.

awakeupcall4all:
Your level of idiocy is perplexing and your imbecilic stereotypical hogwash is a pointer to the kind of miserable life you live...And even if you cant mate the hooker you have at home that could have been Mr.Trump's fault...That just goes to show how profusely stupid you are.
And yet just like the evasive hypocritical scoundrel you are; all you could come up with is a vague nursery school rhyme devoid of any sense whatsoever....Everybody can glaringly see you for the fake bigoted charlatan that you are...At least you can now get off Mr.Trump's ass, and finally give it a rest.
It will do you a whole lot of good if you would stop hiding away just like the brainless asylee that you are,fold your Ghana must go and head back to your slum in Okokomaiko.
Worthless piece of shi.t feeling yank.

As usual you haven't said anything. And you know the funny thing? I'll tell you. You are suffering in a dilapidated country but are very interested in another. How does that make sense to you? Smh. You haven't fixed your shiit but know exactly how to fix someone elses. Carry on. Your suffer de do press up. Lol.

redsox11:
You're doing good man , just saw your U/Cad trade . I have been busy and didn't trade much this week.

Did you take U/J ?

Haaaa, you wan kill me? My broker leverage cannot go higher than 50:1. Any attempt to do standard lots with multiple pairs na die for me. That's why i didn't take the UJ trade ooooo. Because of leverage. Been wondering were you've been.