what does ds thirsty sugar daddy phucking ediot know??
i hate when clueless people dnt shutup and stay awt of trouble
for d first time i'll call a female like me #hoe

iceberylin:

Yes

lol

shumuel:
Reasons Why Ladies Steal Their Friend's BoyFriend

1. Jealousy .
If she finds the guy caring and loving she deffinately would get jealous especially if she is single or her own BF is not that caring and nice. So stop telling your friend how caring your guy is.

2. Love
She could fall in love with your BF, ''Birds of the same feathers flies together after all'' she might just like the same type of guys you do.

3. Money
What else if not Money, he doesn't spare any cash to spoil you and your friend(s) are aware, hmmm where ever there is Sugar, ants comes in thousands.

4. Care
Every lady loves to be pampered, cared for and loved, if your guy is giving you such then your friend(s) would want to steal him, he is a scarce commodity.

5. Ego
Some ladies just do it to show they can most especially if you are bragging of is undying love for you or that you trust him so much that you know he wouldn't cheat on you, men! you just called the Calvary upon yourself. Stop the act, now.

6. Wickedness
Yeap some friends are like that, they believe if they are not happy your their friend dont deserve to be as well, while some would do it just to see you sad. Hmmm some friends could be evil i tell you.

7. Fun
Have seen some ladies who claimed they did it just to have fun (something to kill boredom), i once ask a female friend why she would do such to her friend and her reply was '' doing something crazy & stupid can be fun sometimes '' she said.

8. Pleasure
Most ladies can't just resist hearing a guy is good in bed or he has the BIG thing, they would want to have a taste at all cost. Dont share your sexcapades with friends.

9. Stupidi.ty
She is just Crazy, she believes she can get back at you when she steals your BF from you. Be careful not to offend some friends.

10. Singleness
When a lady is single and not loving it she can be a dangerous friend to keep, because your Boyfriend might just be the closest catch for her. So if you are in a happy relationship and your friends is not please dont share your happy moments with her.

God please keep ds set of friends far frm me
#evil dht men do

iceberylin:
Finding a gøød gurl is harder than getting A in Chemistry

i agree wt u...but are u better??
are u d kinda guy a lady can point at and say
"he's different"??

Ikengawo:
She wants us to make someone who can't even read her school work president of 160 million people. .meanwhile the president of Ghana is college grad.

wah do u knw abt ghana nd their president??
so wht if buhari is a nursery drop_out??
u re just as clue_less as ur half_baked phd holder
plz tke a chill pill man

Vicotex:
Yeah you're right little hoe, your daddy will cry this year again, and that is the job he will fulfill. Thank you

smelling talk

listenersky:
We prefer the illiterate old man to your Phd holder that cant even prove that he has any publication published in his name.Which school gave Jonathan PHD sef?am sure someone like Jonathan wouldn't have made PHD if he was a lecturer in schools like OAU,UI,UNIBEN,UNN,UNILAG, UNILORIN, etc.

dearie av u nt heard??
obj said Gej didnt evn complete d so-called phd

certificate or no certificate
that clueless bayelsan should
give way for #change

baybeeboi:

i didn't sound because u didn't hear my voice
now you must be a Nigerian Girl

wahever

emusmith:


Then you're unique...

lol...tnx

baybeeboi:
Nonsense
we don't have Girls with such mentality here in Yemen
which is why I can't marry a Nigerian Girl

how old are u??
u sound under-age

emusmith:


So different from the rest girls...

#rushes to check her profile #

A south African... I believe...

# a deep sigh of disappointment #

lol...plz im a nigerian o

jboy73:
Buhari pleasseeeeeeeee give the_fuck up.


I'd rather vote for osibanjo as President.

Let osibanjo context for President and buhari for vice.


Its confirmed.

Buhari got Alzheimer's




BTW.
friends come and show me some love vote my dear princess https://cussonsbabymoments.com/top20/details.php?ref=215&stats=success

Name
XENIA CHIAMAKA NWOBU

God bless you

thats why we have to vote for buhari
should God call him while on seat
his vice will take over
hehehehehe

Clerverly:
Where will Ayo Fayose hide after may 2015??

lol....i seriously wonder
he is just sme really daft pessimist

emusmith:
I choose to use the word "Girl" instead of "Ladies" because I suppose that the later should know better, but unfortunately it's not always so.

A Typical Nigerian Girl is one who swallow hook, line and sinker everything she watches from Home videos, Hollywood and Telemundos...

Her role models are stars who has no good record when it comes to chastity and morals. Better put, Stars with indecent records...

I know some of these are common with ladies all over the world but most are unique to us here... Our brain is too much


Seven Wonders Of A Typical Nigerian Girl...


1. She asks you to borrow her money that she knows you wouldn't ask her to refund.

Their new style is "Borrow me, I'll pay back", How you wan take pay back na? You ain't working, How? I prefer to just freely give than to expect ANY lady to pay back! Hmmmm...
They don't ask too much because that might not be feasible. She may request around #3000 to #5000... Is it wrong to "beg" money? No! But, must you beg sef? Some girls are just too "BIG EYED". If your parents don't have it, don't go about begging! You will soon begin to open your legs for it! It's just plain Discontentment!



2. They Want To Trap A Guy With Pregnancy Just Because Of Marriage.


This school of thought is same with even the so called "Learned" ladies...It's a pity because he will NEVER love you which is actually why you want to trap him. Abstinence from Pre-marital sex is just the solution. You see a small looking girl and her appearance is like that of an old woman! SMH! Beaten and Battered! Even three bras put together can't lift it up...



3. She Spends Her Youthful Days Flexing And Partying And Her Pre-Thirty Years Praying And Searching


To whom it may concern:
You and church are far apart now... you spend every weekend in your boyfriend's house...he cheats on you and you're back to Square One...Going to church more than ever...Joined Choir or Usher (where guys will notice you). But, they're not... Do you have to go through all that?



4. She Believes She Can Transform A Guy, with what??


The fact you have nice curves and all doesn't make other girls not to have them.
Trying to change a guy (anyone at all) doesn't work except on movies and novels.
In fact, the only way to change him is to stand your ground! He wants sex before marriage? You give him and automatically and immediately he loses respect for you! ZERO TRUST for you till Jesus comes!



5. Jack Of All Trades Master Of None


I dunno what's so cool about dating different guys when you know you truly love just one!
I am talking about Multi-dating.
It's so common now especially with the invent of social networks like bbm, Facebook, whatsapp, badoo, 2go etc.
If he tells you He loves You and wants to marry , stop freaking out- think Future, Get to really know him. Flirting is a dangerous game!



6. Suffocating Her Dreams For A Rich Dude...


I was interacting with a Typical Nigerian girl one time and we discussed along these lines. Her comment about a friend of hers was "She was lucky, she just married a rich man, and me too I also want the same .." (i know she spends half of her day with junks over the TV) It is disheartening that most girls (at this age) just wants a man that will buy even toothbrush for them...Their plan is to enter into marriage with nothing but "Ghana Must Go" Haba! Even their dreams and aspirations can go to blazes if only they can find that guy... Since she left University, when was the last time she read a book? Hmm!



7. Adding No Mental Value To Themselves.

Continuing from Point 6, reading flies away from her dictionary after university! She feels relieved after school. Instead, she prefers to spend 6 hours in her friend's house talking from flats to grants, the whole day at the saloon or two days in front of the TV watching the Kardashians and Home Videos... Nothing to do to add to her mental capacity! Such ones wants to marry The Smart Ones to complement for their inadequacies! That she could do something about! Now that a child's intelligence taps 80% from the mum nko! hmm...


This is a Wake Up Call...Not A Bashing Thread, as it were...

Don't take it too personal...

Do something today, your children can really thank you for tomorrow!

A wise woman builds her house. A foolish one plucks it down!
IT STARTS NOW, not then!

wow
educative

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long talk...
one buhari is better dan
a hundred clueless goodluck

Dainy1:
personally, am not comfortable with that. especially that their night shift.what is your view on that? am i just being local or over protective? matured reply pls

all work is work
except its prostitution
i see nothing wrong
i wont say u're local,i dunno u
u seem a bit insecure

charix:
Bush girl doesn't maintain her figure anymore. Too much akpu has her looking twice her age.

hater#

AdekunleSegun:
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which one applies to students outside nigeria please??

this man should jus take a chill pill biko
so the only thing he can think of is dht
"buhari cannot remember his phone
number"...i knw hz clueless bt nt to
ds extent....hz a phd holder na
we gave hm seven
long years to rule us
his talkn abt the thieving women
in hz cabinet stella oduah nd co.
mr president do us one good
nd stabilise oil price before
u go back to otueke
btw why does he lay so
much emphasis on GMB's
jail threat to corrupt pple

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this man should just stfu

bitter truth
#she wont win
why waste funds??

WORLDPEACE:

Why won't I be jealous? Na only him waka come?

Lmao... u re funny

the guy's picture should be captured
it ll help

micronut:
dats a good news oooo........can someone apply?

hehehe
do u sleep on dht kind of bed??

WORLDPEACE:

Na that one you come here con do? Common! allow the boy face him politics work.

jealousy

miss cross river
miss ogun
miss benue

miss osun's head tho.

MRLINGTON:
Popular ex-nigerian footballer,Victor Ikpeba twitted of he's support for GMB saying he'll vote for him come rain come shine even if he presents Nepal bill as his certificate

lol
btw u re cute tho

[quote author=MRLINGTON post=29641253]Popular ex-nigerian footballer,Victor Ikpeba twitted of he's support for GMB saying he'll vote for him come rain come shine even if he presents Nepal bill as his certificate [/qu

lol
btw u re cute tho

stiles009:
See as dem dey look like touts. I'm sure the girl wasn't startled at all.


BTW who's kcee? Is he Shekau's brother?

hater#

see amaechi

teemanbastos:


why is a phdian presido talking lyk a ignoramus? during the military regime, evry woman and weaklings were under cos Military isnt 4 weak people xo nt having a woman is nt an ideal criticism,aw many women could bare military coups?.. Afterall what has Oduah the 255M Thief done 4 awa airports? Wat of allison madueke who keeps on stealing oil money.??


Mugu talk.. U ave no enemies yet yhu teargassed tambuwal and oda lawmakers, u alxo withdraw tambuwal`s security details and did ntn to Ondo state HOA members who defektd to ur party?

They built prisons and they will surely build more for you and your bands.. Trash. Of course what will a man of integrity be doing in a prison? Y u dy fear. D institutions u built, did u fund them.. Aw many mnths did ASUU go on strike?

If the youths must redefine this country, why dnt u put them in top positions.. Aw many ambassadors are youths? Aw many ministers are youths? Anxa naw

C what your lieing president said again..Mend wanted to assasinate me on oct. 1 bkos they backed GMB yet yhu said MEND were nt responsible for oct. 1 bombings years ago when they were still your friends..pls sir xtop lieing to the youths, yhu dnt want good 4 us


The president gave Lame and weak criticisms..am expecting our amiable Lai Mohammed should give a 'mega dose' of replies which he and his cohorts wud 4ever nt be able to get over.

Chase them..and Sweep them away.

Buhari/Osinbajo.

nice one....like to be ur friend