Incomplete . .. whrs the amayanabo of kalabari
Mtcheeew. ....
I hate ds

dharyour93:


Sometimeso U have to let the public know what's going on in the background so that you can retain your trust and high esteem

No.. ..ds is not it
She's feeling her self

dominion247:
Does anybody know what the Nigerian law say about children born out of wedlock? I am left to raise a child alone without any income. I lost my job when I was pregnant with the baby. I moved in with my baby daddy when I was 3 months pregnant due to pressure from my immediate family, we lived together till I gave birth. After the baby was born, he chased me out of the house of which I borrowed him money to rent. I ve moved back into my family house with the baby. He has not paid me back the money I borrowed him and he is not assisting me in anyway to raise the child. I want to take this up with the law but I cannot afford the fee I may be charged and I am also worried I might not win the case because we are not married. Please I need your candid opinions

What abt his family??

iceberylin:
Naija babes misbehaving since the days of Adam

Keep quiet

charles009:
Hey guys,

I got married to my wife last December, we have been living happily. But last night, events took a bitter twist. She woke me up 2.09am today and started raining abuses on me. Be for I could talk, she smashed my phone on the floor.

The question is why is she angry? She read an exchange of sms between me and a certain girl. I stead of her asking questions, she went extreme.

I don't visit her phones and I expect her to do the same. Am still asking how she managed to get the password.

Though she has left the house this morning with some of her baggage, I am determined that I am never going to allow her enter my house again.

Now I ask?? Is it right for her to breach my privacy and get into my phone?

Ok,if im not mistaking,ds uncle said she's his wife.....so u want us to support u dht u shouldn't let her enter ur house again abi.....if d messages u nd ur certain girl were exchanging were nt disastrous madam wouldn't have sparked
Ds is just a simple issue dht u can handle if u re matured enough to be married.....go nd find ur wife mr. Man

bwgist:
Can you wear this kind of shoe?

http://bwgist.com/fashion/ladies-can-wear-kind-shoe/

Girls of nowadays?
They can wear anything

Gerardcole:
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Dramatic man... The former Niger Delta militant pictured at president Jonathan's campaign rally in Bayelsa this afternoon.

More photos after the cut...

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http://www./forum/entertainment/celebrities/8710-photos-asari-dokubo-at-jonathans

http://lindaikeji..com/2015/02/exclusive-photos-asari-dokubo-at-gejs.html

Pdp pig....nigga seems dirty tho...
Tout frm d niger delta creeks

elipheleh:
Shit! This girl ugly shaa.
The guy and the woman standing beside her fine pass her too. I never see her fine pass anybody before

Tufiakwa
God please let me not marry an ugly woman IJN

God forbid dht I ever meet a saddist like u
U re too negative
If u were handsome I would understand
Broke saddist.....
Tufia

9jahubcom:
Chia... But Linda Gather Sha....

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Source http:///00CY

Anty linlin iyaf spoil

butanep:
There are broke girls everywhere in Niga. You might think some are daughters of the governor, senator or a very rich man, guy no level for some of them as they are broke like church rat. What you see in them are mere camouflage. When you get to know them, you go know say "che che" nor gum them. Don't be fooled by their phones or bags or wears or shoes. Most of them are borrowed items use for showing off.
Relax with a bottle of cooled drink as I unveil the signs of a broke ass girl.

6 Signs to know a broke girl.

1. Broke girls remain focused on keeping their hair and nails done.

The broke girls are so worried about how their hair looks? The broke ass girls is always concern with her hail or nails. You see paint of different colours on her nails. They always lied about the cost of hail or nails. Some will tell you they fixed their nailes for 50k whereas a girl did it for them for just 100 box. Everywhere you turn there are girls with designer purses, and only 100 or two hundred naira is in that muthafucka. Having a purse with no money in it is like being a firefighter that fights fires with a super soaker, you can’t get shit done.

2. Broke girls are always looking for a Baller in the club.

I’m sorry, the broke ass girls always stand by the bar like a dead wood demanding for drinks as fit she has the money“Please sir, I want some more.” And, you expect a guy to be a financial powerhouse? Broke girls perch on the bar waiting for free drinks like crows at the park waiting on free food.  Being broke and looking for a rich dude is like being homeless and refusing to hang out with other bums, because you’re looking for a more sophisticated crowd to hang out with.

3. Broke girls love to tell people what to spend money on.

She knows all the latest fashion trends and every new expensive restaurant in town, but she has no idea where a business centre is. Every time I get around a broke girl, all she talks about is the new iPhone or the new iPad, and the entire time I’m thinking, “Hey, how about finding an iJob?” Broke girls are very focused on appearing to be rich, which is why they need the iPhone and the iPad. Too bad Apple doesn’t make an iBus . I once knew a girl so broke, when she called me, she always complain of her uncles not spending her the recent electronic gadget but I was so surprised she couldn't operate my dell laptop the day she came to my house. I just smile facially but in my heart, this girl is a big fucking lier.

4.  Broke girls LOVE social media.


She may be allergic to a job application, but you better believe she has a status update every four seconds. Broke girls will comment on every single photo, link, article and fan page in creation. Broke girls will literally narrate their entire day through Facebook as if they are some kind of superhero.

Some girls may be wondering, “Do I post things that make me look broke?” Here are a few questions to ask yourself to find out if you post like a broke girl on social media:

Have you ever taken pics of your food at a restaurant?
Doing this makes you look like a homeless person so happy they got a hot meal that they needed proof.

Have you ever posted a status about what you should wear?

Nobody, I repeat, nobody gives half a rat’s ass crack about what you wear to your non-job-related task for the day.

Have you ever taken a picture of yourself holding money?

This is the broke girl I.D badge. No one wants to see your unemployment check money in all fives and singles fanned out with the caption “Hustler” written on the pic. You should hustle your broke ass to a job interview.

5. Broke girls know everyone’s personal business.

When you don’t have a job, it’s easy to stay up to date on all current random ass, unimportant bullshit. Broke girls know everything, it’s like they have a 24-hour news channel that broadcasts all the breaking news you don’t give a shit about. Broke girls can tell you who is dating who, who is getting dumped, and who is moving in or out of the neighborhood. The only thing a broke girl can’t tell you is where the local job fair is being held.

6. Broke girls give the worst goddamn gifts is history.

Broke girls always try to give you stuff that’s free and call it a gift. Every Valentine’s Day, broke girls wrap a cheap stuff with shining cover. They will say that's what they could get for now but bigger one is coming. That is pure deceit. You will keep hoping for the nice gift they promise for ever.

Others are
They always demand for transport when coming to visit you.
They always snap photos in front of exotic cars and expensive buildings.
They are always expecting things abroad.
They move with sets of friends. They are all broke ass.
They dress up with nice bag going nowhere.

We must be careful of the broke ass girls moving round the street. Open your microscopic eyes.
Feel free to add yours....

Lmao...
i cant counter ds
bitter truth

Battery1:

I asked let me kno if am ur Mr right.

lol..
i doubt if im ur mrs. right

Battery1:

What is "smwan" pls?

someone

Richard6:
Everybody always claims to be in a relationship but the truth is..some people are confused where their own will lead them to, what does the future hold for both of them. The girl sometimes out of fear, keeps her relationship open because she doesnt trust if her boy friend will actually end up marrying her especially when she loves him. So long your boy friend is not a pretender, I think these hints below may really help you a bit or to an extent if your boy friend has really come to stay or hit-and-run type.

1. SEX IS NOT A PRIORITY:
If your boy friend meets you as a virgin and never disturbs or pressures you over having sex with you or giving him your virginity, it means he has really come to stay. Initially, you told him you wont have sex till marriage even when you didnt mean it but just to try him yet his love for you never for one day changes, instead he encourages you..i think its an evidence that he loves you as a wife. If he meets you when you are no longer a virgin and can stay with you in same room for 2 or 3 days without being all about sex if you are the type that visits and stays for some days or doesnt demand sex whenever you come if you are the type that visits on a daily bases, I think its enough to believe that he wants not just sex but your company also.

2. HE SPENDS MORE ON YOUR EDUCATION:
He may not really be a rich guy but when it comes to your education, he will have money and spend it on it even when he doesnt spend much on you like that often. He sees you worthy to invest on to secure your future because he also sees it as his own future. Even as a rich guy, you notice he spends more on your education than other things about you. This is because he wants you not just to look good only but also to be somebody tomorrow and for him no to have any reason not to marry you.

3. HE SEEMS VERY JEALOUS:
His jealousness is not that he doesnt trust you. He trusts you, he just doesnt want others to tell you what he tells you or others to feel what he feels for you. He doesnt want to have this imagination that someone will be sleeping with or touching his wife. He sees you as his wife already even when you are not and you know someone feels hurts when someone sleeps with his wife.

4. HE TRIES TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY:
He always asks about your family, he tries to know how many brothers and sisters you have, what they do, how many are married and how many are single. What your parents do..its not as if he wants to know how rich or poor your family is, he is only trying to have the picture of the kind of family he wants or wishes to marry from.

5. HE HIDES NOTHING FROM YOU:
The reason why he hides nothing from you is because he believes that whatever he hides from you that you will definitely know when he marries you, so what does he gain in hiding something you will stil know tomorrow. He tells you what he likes and finds out what you like too. He tells you his life styles, his bad habits, things he can never do without and so on. He also tells you what he does for a living, sometimes he waits for you to ask in other to know if you would ask because he cant just start telling you unless you ask to avoid seeing him as someone who brags.

6. HE TRIES TO CHANGE CERTAIN THINGS ABOUT YOU:
Nobody has ever met someone and liked or loved everything about the person. He will always try to change the ones he feels he can change even though they say you should not try to change someone but in this case, he wants to be happy with his marriage. When he changes the ones he can change about you, he will start learning on how to adjust, live and cope with the ones he cant change. Its because of this trying to change certain things about you that sometimes your relationship with him seems to exprience ups and downs but at the end, peace, understanding and joy will come into existence.

7. HE SEEMS NOT TO SPEND MUCH ON YOU:
To you, you will think he doesnt spend much on you. We all know that there are guys that when they see a girl and wish to sleep with her, they will spend so much on her to get her to the extent that you will say..wow!..what a cheerful person. In his mind, he spends because he has a mission and once the mission is accomplished, he leaves or stops spending, some girls will understand or have exprienced this. There is no guy that will be dating a girl he wants to marry and just be spending on her like a fool, any guy who does that has a mission. When a guy who loves and wishes to marry you is dating you, he will be moderate on spending. This is because he will like to find out if all you want is his money or love and he cant find the answer by spending extravagantly on you. He will keep it slow, moderate and steady. He also believes that the more he saves now, the better he takes care of you tomorrow as his wife which is more important.

8. HE TRIES TO KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU:
Knowing all about you ranges from knowing what you like most, what you like doing most, what you like eating most, your favourite colour, your favourite food, your weak point, what gets you angry, what makes you happy, how you see and understand things, how you handle things when angered, how many children you like to have as a wife and so on. He is not being too inquisitive, he is only trying to know if he can cope with your type or not because marrying someone is not like dating somene. If he has no plan for future with you, he wont care t know some of these things.

9. HE ADORES HOW YOU ARE:
He adores how you are presently and will also adore how you will be in future especially when you tell him that your mum used to be slim and now she is fat..meaning that you may be fat too and he stil doesnt see it as anything. He tries to make your relationship attain that peak comfort level in which both of you will know and appreciate everything about each other.

10. HE LETS YOU KNOW WHEN YOU OFFEND HIM:
He wont bear grudges for you or keep records of what you do to him. When you offend him, he will let you know by reacting to it and make you understand that he doesnt like what you did. Its not like he is hot-tempered, he just wants you to understand and for you to try not to repeat it. Someone who doesnt have any intention of marrying you will say whats his business with what you do when you offend him afterall, is he going to marry you but someone who wishes to marry you will try to prevent such from happening next time and the only way to do that is by letting you know when you offend him. A hit and run type never feels offended, he will always be saying..its just a matter of time.

These are just few I know, maybe you can add yours or say your own opinion...its allowed.

cant wait to av smwan like ds in my life

GMB
till asari dokubo shaves
hz dirty beards

agabakennedy:
Nigerian singer Eedris Abdulkareem has taken to twitter to blast former president, Olusegun Obasanjo,labelling him a sadist.

According to him,president Jonathan is no longer loyal to him.He also blasted Gen. Buhari for aspiring to be a president at his age.

Source/more tweets: http:///amp85

nigga should tke a chill pill...
he is irrelevant....i dnt evn knw hm..

stebell:


GEJ has performed very well yet some roaches in Nland are saying the opposite. So if giving them rice is the solution, let it fly.

GEJ still.........

only God will judge u
for ds smelling talk

Vicotex:
had it been GEJ performance was poor in the agricultural section we wouldn't have had these bags of rice to share.

#Vote GEJ
#VOTE peace
#Vote development

blind bartemeus
ask the lord for sight

MalcoImX:
Why these inducements? Do you even have to give people rice/beans if you have worked well?

i wonder

ghost1718:
when did muslim start Believing in jesus

we re one

lalasticlala:


http://www.punchng.com/columnists/etcetera/to-buharis-supporters/

please who is this etcetera
why is he always looking for cheap publicity??
can someone be truthful nd tell him
that hz not important

Orjioorji:
an illiterate cannot rule over me and my house hold..said GEJ

see person

starlightRR:


See the problem we are having in Nigeria. Peeps are here discussing a topic but na one ugly girl face you thought of discussing about....I weep for you

@topic its not like guys do change, to me I think girls never really bother to know more about guys before dating them . most of these girls are mostly focused on the attention during the "chasing" period

i totally agree wt u,i've been a victim tho
and i'v learnt frm dht

koolet:
easier done when you never loved him

u think so??
only a weak girl will still stick around
when the guy is exhibitin all ds
i mean....if he doesnt love me
why should i keep forcing??

elantraceey:
What's the essence of this revelation now?



Sympathy votes??

i just taya

criminalmindz:
YOUR WRONG, IT NOT A FREE WORLD, THE NORTH HAS RULED NIGERIA FOR MORE THAN 30YEARS AND THEY NEVER KNEW IT WAS A FREE WORLD, NOW ITS THE TURN OF MINORITY REGION AND THEY SAY ITS A FREE WORLD, NO IT IS NOT . GEJ MUST WIN IN 2015 OR THEY WIN AND ALLOW US OPERATE FEDERALISM IN NIGERIA ie WE IN NIGER DELTA CONTROL AND OWN OUR OIL.

another tribalist

criminalmindz:
YOUR PAPA FOOLISH

u sound like d foolish one

ishiamu:
The iron lady speaks again......



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=806019376145211&id=100002114698106&refid=17&_ft_&__tn__=%2As

she didnt add freedom to thief
freedom for ex_militants and their families to open their wide gutter mouth
stooopid fool
how can a kalabari woman be ds proud about her idiocy....
madam stfu biko....

ducii:
Reno Omokri On Twitter:
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http://lindaikeji..com/2015/01/reno-omokri-shades-buhari-for-refusing.html

men of integrity dnt talk too much

aristocrazzy:
The best advice for all Naija women desperately searching. Doing this only puts you into 'Desperate Housewives' club.

u just got the words right out of my mouth
i'll rather be myself....tha Bleep am i bn all religious for
when i cant evn pray for complete 30minutes
i rada be myself

krall:
is it my fault? What if she saw a shower and decided to use the opportunity to take a quick bath and rush out. What if it was my sister in there?

sister indeed
would u have acted differently if u were in her shoes??
plz u owe her every explanation nd apology...
dht etisalat chick sef.... bro she's loose

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wait,u want to deal with her that what
sincerely speaking.....u can nly find few girls who wudnt tke such action
seriously,etisalat girl wntd to piss nd next tn she's tying ur towel
mehn......anoda prsn sef wont believe all these smelling talk...
why would she bath wn she said she wntd to piss....na her house?? wtf
guy....say the truth biko nu

hatbricker:
People often have misconception about us which judge the way they treat us in return....


Startin with me, I have a somewhat 'clueless innocent' look which make people think i must be a slow poke or something until they move closer to me and find otherwise.

Now over to you NLers, can you share your experiences here and how you have been able proved them wrong?

so people av ds misconception dht i'v phucked so mny guys
cuz im frnds wt lots
bt im still a virgin