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Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Bondnotjames: 9:23pm On Feb 19, 2021
Why am I just seeing this after I have paid somebody 70k for express.

I paid on wednesday and was told I will get it on Thursday only for the idiot to tell me today that it will be Monday. And the deadline for what I needed it for is today.
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Bondnotjames: 11:39pm On Feb 10, 2021
Bro, if you dont mind me asking, how much did you start with to make this gain.


Make I know wether I go apply pressure. Been playing it safe

coolfredo:
Baba I have been seen Ur post about losing for like two weeks now before u come back in again. I started crpt, 9th Jan. I am an investor not jumping up n down from one coin to another. If u had invested that cash in a particular coin by now u would have been smiling. I have made gain of 217k as at morning of today from 9th Jan till today

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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Bondnotjames: 6:42pm On Jan 21, 2021
Very well written nonsense. Well structured bullshit.

Where did you get the stupid idea of pay below 10k? Even if that is, were they forced to accept it?
How does it affect running away with money government gave me to sustain my business?

If I didn't add her name, does buhari give a shit about her?

I bet you have never run a business before cause you naievity is reeking

Aremoola:
with the comments above, I only deducted the following:
- some C. E. O are greedy, in a situation where you pay your staff below 10k monthly and you still expect them to return the 30k survival fund so u can dash them below 5k. Employee will abscond, I have a case study of a private school around me.

- survival fund is Wrongly channel: some people have a dormant CAC certificate and at such they don't settle any employee rather than friends and their subject. Na dem dey ask 'is it your money'? meanwhile, survival fund is to assist Small and Micro Investment.

- ideal investors: if you have a genuine investment and live after survival fund, your employees can never abscond.

above all. the initiative is to lift Nigerian out of poverty, which ever purse the money enters, it will serve it's purpose. it's a grant and not loan.

just my opinion...
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Bondnotjames: 4:22pm On Jan 21, 2021
I'm shocked. Then they wonder why they dont make progress in life. Such gutter mentality

edoman2016:
This is why an employee is an employee. Their orientation and mentality will always be different from business owner. The war between the employees ( proletariats) and the employers ( bourgeois) is always there. You can see how they support the run away staff of yours.
Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Bondnotjames: 10:45am On Jan 21, 2021
I'm even more shocked by the reply of some people here, defending it.
Vultures. No wonder nothing good happens to them.
Acidosis:



You have learned a terrible lesson. Next time you see a similar opportunity, enrol your family and friends.

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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Bondnotjames: 12:35am On Jan 21, 2021
I'm surprised by the replies. Nigerians are very myopic and senseless. I want to believe they are not business owners. Stupid people.
Harlex:


Most people seems not to understand the essence of the program. The program is not a gift for staffs but a relief for the owner of the business. I know some people who applied for the fund who pays their staffs more than 30k and need to balance for the short fall. Those of you who think its right for a staff to abscond after receiving survival fund are not totally being fair.....some school owners have experience same problem......imagine a school owner with more than 20 staffs but could only register just 10 out of them and most of them decided to abscond with the fund that was suppose to be of benefit to 20 staffs. And if we really want to be fair with business owners we all know that is crazy being a business owner in Nigeria.
Now a staff that is suppose to be Working at a place received 30k and leaves the job.....the owner of the business will have to replace the staff that left....... meaning the business owner will have to employ another person and start paying that person from his own purse which means another man's business is paying someone not his staff while he or she continues to labour hard to remain in business.
I think at this point every party needs to be considerate ..... because, either we like it or not the fund will stop eventually.

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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Bondnotjames: 7:45pm On Jan 20, 2021
PLEASE HELP !!!

One of my staff has absconded. She has refused to resume and doesn't want to return the money. How do I go about it.

Can I remove her name?
Sports / Re: Messi To Move To Manchester City Likely As Aguero Removes No 10 From Instagram by Bondnotjames: 7:31pm On Aug 26, 2020
Who the F are you?

Who your respect epp?

You don baff?

oluwatosink:
welcome to English premier league Leo Messi.

I hope you play in England to gain my Loyalty and Respect completely . As the G.O.A.T.

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi's £95MILLION Salary Is More Than Neymar And Kylian Mbappe Combined by Bondnotjames: 4:59pm On Aug 26, 2020
Ode. Na so so nonsense full your head, na why you no fit spell LEAVE
cupidFlint:
Really?? The short devil should live his comfort zone and live La Liga where he can punch an opponent and get away without getting penalized

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Education / Re: Unilag Postgraduate 2020/2021 Information Thread by Bondnotjames: 3:32pm On Aug 07, 2020
Hello Chibexe.

I dont have my certificate, can I apply with statement of result?
Chibexe:
7 days to the end of application.

what are you waiting for.....
Education / Re: Mastercard Foundation Scholarship, Enter Here by Bondnotjames: 11:41pm On Aug 05, 2020
Thanks

linked:
Don't bother applying.
Education / Re: Mastercard Foundation Scholarship, Enter Here by Bondnotjames: 5:14pm On Aug 05, 2020
Please ditha and other people here.

I had a CGPA of 2.9. Do I stand a chance applying for this scholarship? Ive actually started application.

Thanks.
Travel / Re: Nigerians In Oslo, Norway by Bondnotjames: 10:09pm On Jul 29, 2020
Starflux and Olowujohn, as regards job losses.

What are the prospects of a software/web/ML developer?

How are tech jobs there and how easy/difficult are they to get?

I plan going as a student next year, while hustling on the side with tech jobs and hopefully landing permanent.

Thanks

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Health / Re: NCDC: We’re Running Against Time With Insufficient Laboratories, Ventilators by Bondnotjames: 5:37am On Apr 24, 2020
Lol. Your ignorance is smelling
googi:
Wait O! Is there any coordination here?

Politecnic Ilaro just exhibited portable ventilators begging for Mass production.

NDA Abuja also exhibited prototype ventilators ready for Mass production.

Innoson and another company in the West are waiting for green light.

Is the right people's hand talking to the left?

Abeg make una call o.
Car Talk / Re: ADVICE: Volkswagen T4 School Bus by Bondnotjames: 9:49pm On Nov 03, 2019
Thank you. I appreciate.


nurey:


Good alternative to the Toyota Hiace but the Long frame you are eyeing is what I have issues with. Our bad road isn't kind to it, makes the chassis bend on the long run, you will spend more time at the panel beater adjusting the chassis and frame, I would ask you to focus on the SWB or

1. buy a VW LT25 or 35

2. Mazda B2200 series though that one starting price is around 1.8 to 2.5m to even find it sef.

3. Hyundai starex

4. Mitsubishi L400
Car Talk / ADVICE: Volkswagen T4 School Bus by Bondnotjames: 8:29pm On Nov 03, 2019
Please i intend to buy a school bus for my wife's school.

Would have preferred Toyota but due to funds, I've settled for a VW T4.

Questions.

1. Is the car problematic and suitable for this purpose?
2. What are the common issues I can prevent with proper maintenance?
3. It's a 5cyl 2.5l automatic petrol engine long frame, is this spec ok?
4. At 1.5mill am I being swindled?

Thanks in anticipation....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy. by Bondnotjames: 7:00am On Sep 12, 2019
A new school in okota is hiring.

Call 08030515585 if interested.
Career / Re: Help Me Get A Job Please by Bondnotjames: 8:57pm On Sep 11, 2019
If you are interested in teaching in a primary school and live around okota.


Call this number - 08030515585
Career / Vacancy by Bondnotjames: 8:55pm On Sep 11, 2019
Teachers urgently needed in a new school in okota.

Call 08030515585
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley's Wikipedia Page To Be Deleted by Bondnotjames: 9:31am On Jun 01, 2019
What happened in my OAU?
BravoDe:
Good one. It's Zlatan that cause winter is coming in Oau. Students that have tests are damn scared, some are even thinking of boycotting it. Some lecturers too have japaa
2face come no trouble, zlatan come, he left a bad legacy.

If going to prison is the definition of legend, then criminals be legend niyen.
Music/Radio / Re: Name An Artiste Whose Lyrics Have Never Made Sense To You by Bondnotjames: 4:29pm On May 19, 2019
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Career / Re: Oil Companies In Nigeria And Their Staff Entry Salary by Bondnotjames: 1:32pm On Apr 22, 2019
Abeg what avenues can a fresh graduate use to prepare himself for the oil industry. Most trainings and opportunities are tech related.
IamAlexander:
For those dreaming to work in our industry as graduate you need to work hard because it's now very very competitive... Even if you prefer to enter through the back door ie connection, it must be very strong.. As the phrase goes, who is your daddy grin

Nevertheless, I can tell you e&p companies still recruit based on merit but you need to get your resume across to HR by being CREATIVE...You need to do something different from general online submission... wink ... If your dream is IOC and independent or marginal field company comes your way, take it up and later work and pray your way into IOC.

I must acknowledge that our industry is not recruiting fresh graduates frequently unlike before...However, keep believing, be Street smart, build strong network and develop yourself.. .. grin

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