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Not surprised, it is the old-timers.

Koscielny has ran as usual.

This kind arrest sweet. He even has access to the internet in detention. We the ordinary citizens can't relate to this kind of arrest.

This chat is incomplete. There might have been an exchange of some unpleasant words which led to that tripe written by the guy.

All I can deduce from this epistle is; Igwebuike's parents are wise.

Talkingboy:
Who takes Arsenal serious again ?

They will draw or lose lass lass ....

Quote me after the match

We are watching.

You know the answer already.

This Orji is suffering from amnesia/dementia. I will go with dementia.

press005:
guy, wer do u base, how many street footballers have u watched or know in person?

plenty guys dy ball for street ooo like or more dan messi with little or no facility.

I am surprised you are still arguing. Players like messi are seen once in like 20years(showing respect to the likes of pele, ausebio, maradona, platini, ronaldinho etc that is why I said 20yrs). If you could play like Messi or better than him, you should at least be playing in the Nigerian professional league.

press005:
guy d race of life is all about grace duo man needs to work hard still. If na by talent, Efe for no win. If na by talent , we get plenty guys for street wey dey play pass messi bt wer are they today.

Like i said, talent and hardwork is fantastic but ur morning , afternoon and night prayer should be, God let ur grace locate me.

Bt as u yan so, true true, Naija dy smhw shaa

Sorry bro, dem no get anybody for street wey play ball pass Messi. Please look for another analogy to buttress your point. Thank you!

Police wey be gate man, dat one na police? From the environment, he is probably a house boy/security man/gate man in one big man's house.
Rest in peace to the dead.

It seems scamming the Nigerian presidency is the easiest stunt to pull at the moment. The Martin Luther King award and now this.

Take him to court for what? Foolishness is now a trend in the Nigerian political sphere.
If I happen to be a judge and you bring such a hilarious suit to my court room, I will ask the bailiff to administer some lashes on the bum bums of the plaintiffs before dismissing the case.

Wetin concern me? Abeg Mancity should beat Man u and cofirm my 250k.

ChangeIsCostant:
A man identified as Vure Kingsley Ovonix is filled with thanks to God after surviving a fatal car accident which killed two people. The man who was traveling from Bayelsa state to Osun town on Tuesday, April 3 - revealed he was sleeping when the accident happened as he was awoken by the shout from other passengers.

He and another survivor who came out the crash alive and in good condition - took a selfie as they thanked God for sparing their lives.

Below is what Vure Kingsley Ovonix Snr shared on Facebook;

As Part Of My Hustling To Put Food On The Table Legitimately, On The 3rd Of April 2018 I Sailed Out of Yentown To Fulfil My Call To Attend A Program In Far Away West Of Nigeria Osun State To Be Precise, I Met An Ugly Scenario Along Benin-Lagos Express As Our Driver Over zealously Speed Beyond His Control Limit And Endangered Our Lives Just To Overtake, I Was Napping Though Never Saw It But Only Heard The Shout Of "JESUS"/

And Amazingly It Was A Ghastly Accident That Cost Two Lives But As Usual My God Despite My Swimming In Sin Still Mercifully Saved Me Again With Just Minor Bruises On My Forehead.

The Two Of Us Are The Only Passengers That Wasn't Admitted In The Hospital, Join Me Glorify God For Sparing Our Lives, I'm Hale And Hearty As I'm Still Doing Great At The Program.

Thanks To My Wife For Standing By Me.#BabaGodTooMuch..

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/men-take-selfie-after-surviving-fatal-accident-that-killed-2-passengers-photos.html

The bold phrase sums up the picture I have in mind about the kind of person the 'selfie taker' is. Amazingly

This woman(IMSU VC) should be sharing a stage with Ali Baba, basket Mouth and the likes. I swear, she is a super comedienne.

This is hot pepper soup.

In other news, Liverpool is giving it to Mancity as e dey hot.

This guy is not serious. Someone should tell this actor to leave Jesus out of this and give Enugu people a manifesto?

Kingkong101:
Before Buhari tags it hate speech, someone should please explain to him in Kaniru/Hausa language the content of the message, because I doubt if his demylinated brain can assimilate it.

Bill Gates concisely highlighted the Nigerian key problem in a blow without any fear of sentiment ..In one of the paragraph he clearly stated the effect of Clone fake data system in the health sector for mere propagandas whereas in reality lots of gpeople still dies silently from polio and other diseases while data presented to the world is different..

I was so astonish when he said Nigeria will thrive when the people thrive , when the actual and clean data system is maintained in all sector of the government and publish to the world.

This is the major problem with Nigeria especially the APC lead Buhari , a government of lies and propagandas full of dummies ..

How can a government be deceiving the people they are meant to protect and serve.. The old demylinated Lai Mohamend will prefare to cover number of death in any terrorism incident jus to protect the image of the party .. Nigeria is heading for doom with this set of leaders

Leaders lying to citizens at their beck and call .The situation in Nigeria is really alarming and Nigeria is seating on a time bomb with the set of clueless leaders in power.

Buhari regretted inviting Bill Gates because he was told the truth as against he anticipated praises..I bet you Bill gates has more reliable dat,proof and understand the Nigeria economy more than the seating president who has no atom of education in his head ..

It is high Time education should be used as a hard stick of electing our leaders,if we want a way forward ..Buhari and the nothern elite alike are too power oriented without any vision for the masses..

They shed millions of souls for their political ambitions.. Imagine the case of herdsmen and Boko haram, I bet you, they are invented by Nigerian politicians for selfish gains and political tussles, none of them care about the innocents blood they share ..

Nigeria be wise and trow out theses evil doers in the land come 2019 ..

The key point I grabbed from this a epistle is the quote by Aliko Dangote-“I didn’t get rich by pretending to sell bags of cement I didn’t have.” Someone should sing that into Lai Mohammed's ears every morning so this administration can start making progress.

Nollywood actress and comedian Chelsea currency who is a Nigerian stand up comedians based in Canada
@the bold part, ayam not understanding. Does nollywood now have a branch in Canada?

Cromcruach91:
When the government learned from the mistakes of the previous administration...and developed back channels of communication with Boko with the help of the Swiss Government, the Red Cross, and people like Ahmed Sakida

APC wants to get re-elected in 2019..and they don't want chibok part 2. Necessity is the mother of invention.

This is interesting, so the Swiss government has a link with Boko Haram.

Lai Mohammed is telling the truth. Abubakar Shekau told me his new recruits were only testing their kidnapping skills and the girls would be returned safely to their homes after the training.

He indeed hugged a transformer.

It is Liverpool vs man city. An English club is in the semi finals.

We must qualify whether Gatuso likes it or not.

This what you get when you tell a tailor; kpuam isi akpuru de John(meaning style/cut my hair like Oga John's own), forgetting your head has different shape from his. Sorry, use the clothe to mop the floor.

Chelsea players right now in p. diddy's voice.
"I'm coming home,
I'm coming home
Tell the world I'm coming home
Let the rain wash away
All the pain of yesterday
I know my kingdom awaits
And they've forgiven my mistakes
I'm coming home,
I'm coming home
Tell the world I'm coming"

It is going to be a long night for Chelsea. 90mins fit dey dem like 3hrs.

It is going to be a long night for Chelsea. 90mins fit dey dem like 3hrs.

BrainnewsNg:
This match will end in draw

Chelsea 2 Vs Barcelona 2

Dream on

Op come carry the rice chop abeg. I have lost appetite due to that left arm. I want to throw up.