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When I first saw the thread, I thought Naira Marley has joined opposition Party.

Punishing citizens for the inefficiency of the Town Planning Authorities.

sweettease:
So weird... since it is a new sim and you're probably not attached to it, ditch it and get a new one before you will start telling stories that touch. If you're attached to it, you can try calling access bank and mtn to resolve the issue.

He has already registered it, I guess. The best course of action is to go lay a complaint at access bank. They would know what to do.
I had the same issue with an airtel sim I bought in January. Mine was first bank and I don't have an account with them. I went to first bank and complained. I stopped receiving the alerts, but I still get calls occasionally from the associates of the fomer owner of the sim.

owowa145:
Is LA GALAXY IN any of d 3 major league? So u can get angry further, he broke 3 different records one night. Enjoy both Messi and Ronaldo, its not too much.

Lol at getting angry further . I still maintain we can prove any nonsense with statistics.

owowa145:
Its on goal. Com, bleacher, sportbible... Go swallow sperm whale bro... If u ain't happy about it... Did u even read the headline.... Mainstream leagues bro... Key word there.

As if those tabloids are written by the gods. The columnists at goal, bleacher and sportbible are humans and in the bid to generate click baits they have just lied by making mistakes.

Sheggy13:
Don't mind the liars. Suarez, Dzeko and Ibra have passed that road.

Thanks. And they did it before Ronaldo and nobody spoke about it because it is no big deal. I have said it before and will keep saying it; you can prove any nonsense with statistics.
They failed this time though.

How is he the first to 50 goals in 3 different leagues? Others have done it in the past.

Niaja4real:
Is that a ring in one of the girl fingers
At her age fear this kind child ooh!

That looks like a rosary to me.

ThatFairGuy1:
What are you saying. Has he ever refused to probe any of his associate with Corruption cases UNLIKE jonathief. That's why PMB is still different. He's fighting Corruption very well.
He has never for once support his associates with Corruption cases

Yes just like the case of the kano state governor! Pmb disowned Ganduji during the dollar saga. He even asked the EFCC to probe him personally. That is why Ganduji is languishing in Kuje prison till this day.
Nonsense.

For the records, Messi has scored more goals than anybody from outside the box. The op is talking about goals from 35yard+ in the last 10years. That is mischievous as you can prove any rubbish you want with statistics.
It is just like saying no team has scored more goals in the epl than arsenal in the last 3days. That is true and mischievous because arsenal won 4 0 and city won 4 0. Technically, no team has scored more goals in the epl than arsenal in the last 3days.

For the records, Messi has scored more goals than anybody from outside the box. The op is talking about goals from 35yard+. That is mischievous as you can prove any rubbish you want with statistics.

iLegendd:
I was heading to the bathroom while on towel and a spirit said, "Why not you take a photo and post on NL so that your haters with potbellies will get angry while the rest abuse you all they like, but don't reply any of them."

So, that's why I took this picture. Enjoy and abuse while I go shower.

Be right back.

To be deleted when I'm back from the bathroom.

Spirit of osondi owendi.

logon599:
"Players will be encouraged not to spit or clear their noses..."

The players will be like "which kind wahala be this".

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I can bet if El Hadji Diouf was still playing, he would have been forced into compulsory retirement with the no spitting regulation.

This Charles Oko Enya deserves public beating. Ndi Ebony, over to unu.

alBHAGDADI:
When we tell you people to stick with the King James Version of the Bible, you think we don't know what we are saying.

The NIV and other Bible versions apart from KJV are false and composed by the Devil himself to create confusion among Christians.

Read the thread below to see why.

https://www.nairaland.com/4957299/bible-sword-butter-knife-why

Thanks, had to follow the link. I read those passages in from the NIV. Truth be told, I was disappointed and had to delete the app from my phone

alBHAGDADI:
Hello, read carefully. The verses are talking about different scenarios, otherwise the Bible won't have time to be repeating the same thing.

One case is clearly rape, while the other is consensual sex. Don't confuse the word Force for LAY HOLD. They are two different words with different meaning. See how lay hold is used below.

1 Timothy 6:12 (KJV)
12 Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life, whereunto thou art also called, and hast professed a good profession before many witnesses.

As seen above, does it mean we are to rape eternal life or force it? No. So, your understanding of the word is wrong.

Also, the case being described is a case of consensual sex between a man and a virgin. The reason why he's asked to marry her us because no one would want to marry such a lady after she had been defiled by him (sadly, the world is corrupt today). Simply because she consented to it, she must marry him unless her father says otherwise as seen in Exodus. So it is not rape. Read well.

As for your second paragraph, if you had use common sense, you would have known that sex with another man's wife is wrong and horrible. No man can stand the knowledge that his wife has been slept with by someone else. That's why God ordered death for such. Death for the woman as well for knowing she belonged to so.eone else but decided to give herself to another man who didn't pay her bride price.

Use common sense.

Please no need for the dribble.
NIV: Deuteronomy 22vs 28- If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.
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Looking for frogs in someone's fish pond and not community pond or canal. I feel they must have been stealing from the said kolawale which made him lay ambush for the petty thieves.
The judge should have handed him a sentence for manslaughter.

@ilegendd, truth is bitter. The guy let his dick do the thinking and work for him. But we shouldn't be too harsh on him. RIP to the dead.

This looks disgusting to my eyes. Uncle Sega come and see what they have turned one of your clients into.

I know the story is made up but let me laugh at the mumu woman.

See these mumu people. Like say she no sabi where her sister dey live. She should go to her house and beat her and save us from this drama

Edson Arantes do Nascimento (Pele)
Diego Maradona
Thierry Henry
Andres Iniesta
Pirlo
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Samuel Etoo
Franck ribery
Arjen robben
Frank Lampard
Steven Gerrard
Buffon
Sneidjer
Xavi Hernandez
Francesco Totti
Oliver khan
Luis Suarez
Raul Gonzalez
Dennis Bergkamp
Makele
Eric Cantona

gretblue:
I really don't know if these youths don't read or they read but fail to understand. The article is self explanatory, there are countries who have started to develop vaccines for Covid 19 on their own. Nigeria would soon be granted/ listed among these countries to develop vaccines for Covid 19.
The WHO Representative, was clear enough on PTF Covid 19 on Channels TV yesterday.
89 countries have started developing vaccines for Covid 19.
Nigeria has just joined the countries to develop the vaccines, that means Prof IWu and others can develop vaccines for Covid 19.
Nigeria youths only watch Africa magic .
The news was repeated several times on Channels TV and Ait yesterday

Oga, the blame should be directed at the op who gave nairaland youths a half-baked story. They are reacting to the post.

Some women tend to be wicked to other people's children especially if they are not their kin. I can bet, if that little girl was her late sister/brother's daughter, she will treat her differently.
I think the op should talk to her mum, but this time with love and calm and see if she can change her attitude towards her cousin/little sister. If she persists, I will suggest he tells his dad to ask one of his aunt(op's father's sister if his dad has sisters) whether she will take the girl in. I believe the girl's aunt will be more loving towards her since she is her brother's daughter.

Roon9:
Close to my house there's this big govt land that gets really flooded when it rains. I think i'd be about 10 then. So myself and this crazy area boy took a bad fridge to this massive body of water and we started paddling and having mad cruise on our make shift yatch.

The joy was short lived though. As we got to a bend that would lead us to the next street, we passed right through the back of some buildings adjoining the swamp. I looked up at one of these buildings and right from a kitchen in that house someone was shouting " you own don finish today onoss". Omo it turns out it was my mom and she just left work to visit her co-worker that just delivered a baby. The shock nearly made me jump into the water.

Long story short, when I got home I now understood the meme below

.@Your own din finish today Onoss.

Ultimategeneral:
Am still confused, how that human being became a governor

Wuru wuru is the answer you seek

Anambralstson:
Below is Isolation center in Osun state

Kindly open the link to watch the video, the center is like psychiatric hospital

https://tundeednuttv.com/isolation-centre-in-osun-state-why-are-they-laughing-i-dont-think-these-ones-are-sick-they-just-came-to-eat-here/

Nwanne, leave that matter. Lets call a spade a spade. We shouldn't justify Okezie building a poultry as an isolation center with pictures of a pathetic structure built by another equally incompetent politician in osun state.
Nwanne, ihe a okezie wuru bu ihe ihere nye ndi Abia. This is disgracefully hilarious.

MelesZenawi:
What is this?

Nna men.....Nzuzu a adigokwa too much..


Can someone tell me what is this?


Abia apuola na state on a serious note..


Are these guys doing this intentionally?

Let me translate this for my brothers and sisters who don't understand the language.
What is this?

Nna men.....Nzuzu a adigokwa too much..(trans: this foolishness has added muscle)


Can someone tell me what is this?


Abia apuola na state (Abia is no more a state; that is to say this the depth of going on a low)on a serious note..


Are these guys doing this intentionally?

Who is he talking to?

babaolofin:
There is a difference between Catholicism and Pentecostalism. Easter is the greatest feast in Catholicism. The news of lockdown relaxation for Easter is a Welcome Relief for big Pentecostal Churches in PortHarcourt that missing their members in kind and cash. Priests hold mass daily on behalf of the people.

The Pentecostal Churches are very excited to see the members and pass necessary information to them, so Wine's decision is a welcome Idea to them

Dem go sow seeds tire.

All the state governors relaxing the restrictions to movements and gathering in their states, have shown that they don't even know why they told the people to stay in their homes in the first place. Clueless leadership breeds no directions.

megacity:
The Church should have faith not fear

The Church is not a place where people come and get sick, the Church is a place where people come and get healing. Shutting the Church can never be the answer

I expect the Church leaders to have prayer such that even if someone with Corona virus comes to church, the person would be instantly healed and not infect others. It saddens me that the Church leaders are rather advocating closure of the Church. It saddens me that even the politicians have more faith and appreciate the power of God more than these church leaders

The politicians are now the ones telling Christians they can go to Church whereas the church leaders want the church to remain closed. Too bad

If someone who is sick comes to church, the person should receive healing not infect others

Tell me this is satire.