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This is an end time uncle.

Vaseline crew; Over to you.

tempest01:
Why do most of them have king as their last name?

The thing tire me self. Maybe, it is because they are members of his extended family.

tempest01:
Why do most of them have king as their last name?

It is because they are members of his extended family.

Gofwane:
I don't know how to go and greet people when they are sick or when someone dies.

I hate being told what to do. If i'm about to do a thing and you approach me to tell me to do that same thing, i won't do it just to show you that you can't control me

I go out of my way and comfort to help people

I can spend a whole day without laughing. Not because i'm a sadist but because I've seen so many shii in life to the extent that most things don't look funny anymore.

I can relate with all you wrote, especially the first 3.

1. I prefer sitting on the roof of the house whenever I want to have 'me time'.
2. I chew eba.
3. I don't talk much on Saturday's.
4. I enjoy scattering by apartment occasionally.
5. I avoid elevators. I always use the staircase unless I have no choice.
Bonus: I have watched 'Con air' more than 50 times.

Both of them are foolish.

Pronunciation
IPA: /ɪˈlɪtəɹət/

Etymology ▲ hide
Recorded in English since 1556, from Latin illitteratus ("unlearned, ignorant", itself from in- ("un-" + litteratus ("furnished with letters" (from littera ("letter, character").

Adjective
Unable to read and write.
Having less than an expected standard of familiarity with language and literature, or having little formal education.
Not conforming to prescribed standards of speech or writing.

Synonyms
ignorant
unlettered

I feel it is a disservice to call that man an illiterate as he is nothing like the above description.
He doesn't have a degree and his english is not that polished. That's all.

Justbeingreal:
Smh

Bullshit detector just got an update. I just got mine.

The next time Chukwudi my neighbor asks me; why you no go church( albeit after spanshing his babe the previous night), na slap go follow am....... period.

Thank God a snake wasn't accused this time around.

Na so I allow one sleep for my shoulder last week, she come baptize and draw map of ogbomoso for my white shirt with saliva.

This one no go sabi act anything.

Enough of the 36 million snake jokes! Let the authorities get serious and make example of the culprits. These jokes are becoming annoying.

flexyfit:
Arrant nonsense... Na all this kind of things dey make people no dey help...madam give him back his kidney mbok

Relax ma, no too vex for the lady. What made the man wait for 21years before popping the question? If I were the lady in question, I would think deep before accepting his proposal.
Wetin I sabi self? I no be woman.

Himmler:
Chelsea will win this game, Giroud will score two goals

No be only brace na hatrick e go score. It is not early to sleep as it is past 22hours. Go find pillow bro!

spencekat:
Conte really loves Bakayoko despite his poor form.

That is what you get for selling a proper footballer (Matic) and replacing him with a muscular wrestler (Bakayoko)

maxiuc:
ungrateful Arsenal fan

Come to Liverpool and feel more pain

Una dey sigh player's u no Happy

No mind am, negative fans will always complain even if we sign Messi. Good transfer business; getting rid of Walcott and Sanchez(albeit someone who doesn't want to stay) and replacing them with Mikhi and Auba.

He should stop posing for pics and do something about his weight. "We no wan hear gone so soon."

COYG. Lets do it over the 2legs against the swans.

5 cars; 8-2-4-10-7

We don watch this movie before.

Rip soldier! I pray the good lord gives his family the fortitude to bear this irreparable loss. My younger brother and I used to refer to him as "jokers"

I see a draw loading.............................

Lion on the loose.

You don't deserve to be a Mother Teresa for any low life.

Mayonnaise and soursop abi na shawachop. I can't stand their aroma. I puke when someone close-by is eating it.

ziga:
RIP.

Mr facebook user that said she died at age 153 can lie...

Na so one lion(liar) tell me say im grand my wey just die been reach 150yrs. I ask him how old his uncle that happens to be her first child is? He said the man was 81yrs old. I just hissed and walked away.

People just dey lie anyhow for this August.

This op is confuse.

rugipp:
Gunners for life.. welcome Alexandra Lacazette. Arsenal expecting Riyad Mahrez and contract extension of Ozil and Sanchez with another signing. Good to go boys


Can wait for Xhakalaca next season (Xhaka assist to Lacazette )

@Xhakalaca, good one!