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RomanceRe: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by BonPatrick(op): 10:10am On Dec 27, 2020
Ok thanks
femi4:
Please stop and your dick will come back to life
RomanceRe: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by BonPatrick(op): 7:36am On Dec 27, 2020
Thank you so much
kcowen:
I think you were nervous,you have been anticipating it since in your mind, like you couldn't wait for you to bleep your woman,it happens sometimes it's psychological, nothing is wrong with you and don't listen to them telling you to take drugs,if you do that now you will always rely on drugs
So take lots of water and fruits esp banana with milk ,relax your mind and you will see what will happen
RomanceRe: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by BonPatrick(op): 7:35am On Dec 27, 2020
Yes I masturbate everyday
femi4:
Masturbate too much
RomanceRe: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by BonPatrick(op): 12:46am On Dec 27, 2020
I feel shame
Kingluqman:
You are an irresponsible man grin

Free Kpekus oooo, wey you bn dey use Vaseline on when she no dey around.



This should be a punishable offense grin
RomanceRe: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by BonPatrick(op): 12:45am On Dec 27, 2020
You are right that is what she said
DukeJoe17:
Better go and treat malaria and typhoid plus heat.
RomanceRe: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by BonPatrick(op): 9:57pm On Dec 26, 2020
Yes but for 4hours yets it couldn't stand hard
alphaNomega:
BonPatrick,You were in too much hurry
RomanceRe: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by BonPatrick(op): 7:55pm On Dec 26, 2020
Are you serious many of my friends laughed at me when i said that.
SmellySperm:
firstly you're a big Simpson for thinking she hasn't had sex in a year,na there ur fvck up start..

maybe that's y ur preek refused to stand
RomanceRe: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by BonPatrick(op): 7:54pm On Dec 26, 2020
Guy am really feel so bad
Womanizer:
@BonPatrick please send your girlfriend to me let me do the job for you grin
RomanceI Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by BonPatrick(op): 6:27pm On Dec 26, 2020
Guys what happened to me today was so annoying, embarrassing and a disgrace.i had a girlfriend and each December I came she always visit me. Last year she we bleep and enjoy ourselves and I travel back and since then till now I never Bleep any other girl and she too has not Bleep any other guy because we trust each other and don't use condom. Now today she visited me after a year now we lay on bed, UnCloth ourselves and get into business and she was really in the mood, to my out most surprise I found out I couldn't maintain an erection she jack it we play on bed each time I insert it small time it will fall. For 4 hours I was ashamed she was not happy because she really need the sex. I had to lie that I drank beer in the morning. I myself couldn't understand why such happen because a week to her visit I drank lots of zobo and kunu and yoghourt yet I got myself in mess. I romance her many times yet I couldn't maintain the erection. Guys I swear I lose my dignity In front of her she said she will get another guy to Bleep her well though we laugh over it I knew ladies can do that. Please what should I do to get my dick to stand hard and Bleep well.
PoliticsRe: Senator Ike Ekweremadu Spends Christmas With NYSC Corps Members In His Home by BonPatrick(m): 7:11am On Dec 26, 2020
Nice one
HealthRe: Babajide Sanwo-Olu - My COVID-19 Experience by BonPatrick(m): 2:54pm On Dec 25, 2020
This man is a lier
RomanceRe: Nigeria Ranks Top Users On Grindr, A Gay Dating App by BonPatrick(m): 10:12am On Dec 25, 2020
I tell you bro we go rench them
Ever8090:
They should come out clearly as gay in Nigeria and see what will happen to them...mumu people
IslamRe: What Islam Says About Non-muslims Holiday And Celebrating Them by BonPatrick(m): 10:10am On Dec 25, 2020
Useless people
EducationRe: Ngige: I Won’t Give ASUU Opportunity To Go On Strike Again by BonPatrick(m): 6:11am On Dec 25, 2020
Useless man
RomanceRe: When A Guy Passes By, What Do Girls Look At? by BonPatrick(m): 12:32pm On Dec 23, 2020
You are right so can we that are fat bleep big booty
illicit:
Tiny dick cheesy
RomanceRe: When A Guy Passes By, What Do Girls Look At? by BonPatrick(m): 8:18am On Dec 23, 2020
Guys with big bombom nko
illicit:
They look at his bumbum....


Guys with tight bumbum have long stick....




Guys with large feet have large stick....
CelebritiesRe: Flavour, Rachael Okonkwo Gift Cows To Zubby Michael (Pix, Video) by BonPatrick(m): 3:42pm On Dec 22, 2020
Fools
CelebritiesRe: Bishop Oyedepo Storms Tope Alabi’s Home On Her 50th Birthday (Video) by BonPatrick(m): 3:30pm On Dec 22, 2020
He maltreated a friend of mine
Chrisbeks:
What did he do to you?
CelebritiesRe: Bishop Oyedepo Storms Tope Alabi’s Home On Her 50th Birthday (Video) by BonPatrick(m): 3:24pm On Dec 22, 2020
Useless man
EducationRe: The Novel I Can Never Forget In Secondary School by BonPatrick(m): 8:12am On Dec 21, 2020
Thanks for mentioning Oliver twist that was my favourite novel I don't get tired reading it
9jaBloke:
Oliver Twist
The Burning Grass
Samankwe and the Highway Robbers
Arms and the man
She stoops to conquer
Chike and the river
Wedlock of the gods
Echi di ime
Tales out of school
Adventures of Souza
The African Child
The virtuous woman
Animal Farm
The mayor of Casterbridge
The Potter's Wheel
The Concubine
Lamb Tales from Shakespeare
Twelfth night or what you will

Literature was my favourite subject and I was a library rat. I read over 100 novels but the ones listed were in our curriculum.
EducationRe: The Novel I Can Never Forget In Secondary School by BonPatrick(m): 8:11am On Dec 21, 2020
Omg guy you don old wow I remember the novel when I was in primary 4 or so
Honduras01:
cheesy The Sugar Girl. Ralia! grin
EducationRe: The Novel I Can Never Forget In Secondary School by BonPatrick(m): 8:10am On Dec 21, 2020
God bless you
danyero:
Chike and the River
PoliticsRe: Governor Umahi's Massive Convoy At UNN (Video) by BonPatrick(m): 10:26am On Dec 19, 2020
This is a big lie I am a student of unn this pics was when he came to unn early this year at PAA and this fool is lying
CelebritiesRe: Rory Van: 'Strongest Girl In The World', Aged 7, Who Lifts 80kg Olympic Weight by BonPatrick(m): 12:04pm On Dec 18, 2020
Thank you bro we should not believe everything we see online there are things that are impossible
wayne4loan:
Na scam shocked
CelebritiesRe: Rory Van: 'Strongest Girl In The World', Aged 7, Who Lifts 80kg Olympic Weight by BonPatrick(m): 12:03pm On Dec 18, 2020
Oga I don't believe that at all you know wetin be 80kg I disagree with this post bloggers and lies
Samfloxin:
Let me pretend that I believe
PoliticsRe: Anambra Man Of The Year: Check Out Those Listed For The Honour by BonPatrick(m): 10:16am On Dec 15, 2020
E money na fool he can't even be in top 10
Christianity EtcRe: How Do I Defeat This Monsters Called"masturbation And Porn Addiction."? by BonPatrick(m): 2:09pm On Dec 13, 2020
God bless you my brother you nailed it.
That is the solution
Mozino007:
The only way out is to get marry!...if u like stay 2yrs for prayer mountain,when u comes back u masturbate.ur libido is high try get marry asap.
RomanceRe: My Experience Riding Bike With A Lady With Big Bum Bum (pics). by BonPatrick(m): 12:23pm On Dec 10, 2020
What a stupid post from a useless guy nonsense
CelebritiesRe: Kechi Okwuchi, Sosoliso Crash Survivor, Remembers 15th Anniversary Of Disaster by BonPatrick(m): 12:05pm On Dec 10, 2020
You are a fool for saying that there is no God
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
To be sincere
Her surviving that plane crash has nothing to do with God
She was just lucky

God doesn't give anyone a preferential treatment if actually he exist. ..to me there is no Supreme being up there in the sky that oversees the affair of the world

For every day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die...so for the fact that we didn't die today or rather we were lucky today to escape all the hundred ways to die doesn't mean we are unique and being guided and protected by one God
The death might still come tomorrow or next tomorrow
We were born to die
RomanceI Need Your Answers Please by BonPatrick(op): 4:44pm On Dec 09, 2020
Between guys and girls who has more self control when they are Hot?
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: What Buhari Told Governors by BonPatrick(m): 5:15am On Dec 09, 2020
That's not buhari

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