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Useless guy lol

Aniboo:
Naso one day I visit my ex unannounced
Took her to the hotel cos her parents were around
At night after our first round. My brother I was really swimming inside the ocean. Omo I shock just that two weeks lockdown na eh this babe dOn hoe. I just lock up for night I carry this babe phone read chats
Omo wetin my eyes see eh I wan cry
I no get Choice wait in the morning I tell her make we try the ass sh^t she turn I use cream rub am well till she wet there
I put my gbola burst am
After thn naso we breakup o
But I no fit try that mumu thing again

Lol that thing is so disgusting

Starseed:
Well, my guy in UNIPORT wanted to try something new with his new gf that year. He opted for anal, niggar went in with his gbola only to come out with dick fully stained with shit ..

From that day till now, niggar never tries that shit no more

You are just a useless fellow

Chuky7:
So I once dated this girl with very nice curves. invited her over on val day. we had sex during the sex babe was like don't you get tired of the front why don't we be spontaneous. so I flipped her over and tried anal for the first time and it was so good and tight. babe was screaming like a burning chicken.

After that day I don't think we ever had sex the same we did mostly anal. the excitement was just so much better

I am in hot soup today o�‍♂�‍♂two of my girlfriends are visiting me today and I don't want it to cast I have been calling one not to come that I travelled she no pick up and the other will come anytime of the day. Please what should I do to avert the disaster?��

I did same too

paulolee:
a friend of mine said it feels very sweet n exciting whenever he goes down on his cousin...
even sweeter than his girlfriend...told him they are both under a spell

Whenever I hug my girlfriend though we never have sex I always get hard I immediately pretend to sit down to allow it to go down and for her not to see it. Is it normal?

Na your matter mtcheew

Cerebellum:
You need to go back to school to learn this, 'English'

You hear...Mumu simp OP, posting mumu post

To cut ur gbola is hu gry me self

My di*k might stand

jackcanfield:
She is Churchy and you are acting churchy ...both of you should continue pretending to yourself , so you can't sleep over and mind your business.

Good evening guys, there is this girl I am dating and she is very nice and churchy. So one evening I stay late in her lodge I ask her if I will sleep over she said yes, I say no because it might lead to something else but I will not misbehave, she said no problem but after I entered she locked the door but suddenly said if am really serious? I said yes she jokingly said I should go please. I laugh and said good night. My question is, was she trying to test me? Or she really need me but I was too fast and left.

Lol bro take it easy o

Arrewa:
I and My cartels invaded The page since on Friday...

Open another page and we'll bring it down!!

Using Facebook to spread hatred against the north is gradually coming to an end.


You can only do that here on nairaland... But trust me... We go soon table nairaland matter!!

God bless you my brother those guys are childish

Thinktwicemybro:
I have discovered that most of the useless and senseless comments are always in the first page. That is because most jobless I must comment people who actually have nothing to say do rush to comment just to be in first page.

Most of them are the onion goat, vulturebbqgriller, etc. They always want to be in first page with their empty brain.

Nice question

babyfaceafrica:
So what should we do with this information?

Lol

johnjay4u2u:
Na wa for you o.
I was just kidding.

My type of job doesn't even give me the luxury of time for that.
Dey chill.
Have a nice evening

You are too childish what will happen if you comment first? Will you win award?
Go and get a life bro 8years wasted on naira land just to comment first. Shame on you.

johnjay4u2u:
Chai,almost got the first to comment medal after almost 8 years on Seun's site.
Second to comment sef no bad at all.
OP, please serve a chilled zobo for everyone here.

3 things have been running through my mind

I just feel like being "Cubanaed" next weekend.
I think my friends are capable.

Will you rejoice if you hear that the president is gone to the world beyond?

What is the one thing I would wish I did before dying?


Finally friends, let's live life the way God wants us to. Do the right thing.

Lol you no gree o

kingsceedon:
I nearly run mad the day my guy thief this phone from my room, but I hold the guy so tight for Brokus with police, until he provide the phone, I bought the phone 70k then

Shame

Lol

Nbotee:
Dis is getting rather embarrassing... What's she trying to prove?

God bless you only a fool will believe that money is legit

temitope27:
Obi is a ritualist

Useless bitch

Big fat lie

The guy is a fool

he is a fool

Useless man

Lol you are so funny

lilvicky68:
Na only two things fit cause this kind statement.. bad weed or kolo..

U are a fool animal

BigDan69:
You claim you are in 200l but you cannot construct a proper writeup. Your writeup dey give me headache

You are a fool but you read am idiot

Cerebellum:
Mumu OP dey write rubbish a normal person can't even understand

To slap your dull brain dey hungry me self

Thanks boss

triogist:
Damn Niggarrr...Jeez Just Saved Your Ass
Believe Me She Has Someone Doing Fine Than You That she's Sourcing From...You're Just Like Dessert To Her Lunch...
Some Player Can Be So Protective Of Their Investment and That was The Time She's Spending with You..Jz To Make It Real and Make You Feel Loved.
Congratulations

Guys make una judge this a guy in UNN met a girl one day and they became friends the girl became nice to him so he decided to express his feeling by telling her he loves her and want to go into relationship with her. She got angry and told her never to say that again that each time she accept a guy they will try to sleep with her. So the guy continue on mutual friend he took her out one day she demands for hollandia yoghurt which he bought for her. One day she text him to give her money that she wants to travel and beside the guy has his suspicion that another guy sent her money two days before the day she ask him. Atimes when she wants to answer call she lows the volume of the call. The guy ask his friends about the situation they told him that she wants to eat him because the guy told her he has house he collect house rent. The girl only visited him once and that day a friend of the guy came he told her to prepare garri for him she refused and he was planning to give her the money but he recalls what his friends told him. He didn't give her. As the girl was going he plans to give her 1k the girl told him not give her money when she is on bike that she hate it, he got Angry and look for change and gave her 500. The next day the girl text him that (Hi so you choose to let me go without giving me d money you promised or even talk about it. You would have told me earlier that you can't give me a helping hand instead of giving excuses). She stopped picking his calls the guy kukuma deleted her number. What do you think about this, was the girl real or fake?

I never bang her we are just school friends but have feelings for each other then

Blackfire:
Questions??


If all this answers are yes, then you are a mongratuliated kantakurus



1. Have you banged her before when she was your GF??

2. Do you sometimes have the urge to bang her when you see her??

3. In BTW 40-70% will your girlfriend who is now married allow you to bang her if you make the move ??


Verdict: Guy you are the owner of the pregnancy you and your hellgirl friend imposed on another innocent boy..

Her husband is in Lagos so I do assist her in going to market when am free

Vinnie2000:
Dis BonPatrick Again!!..
Last time, she cooked for You..Now she wants to visit again..

Where is her Husband??
She nor get Work??
You yourself nor get Work??
Stay@home Boy..

Dis ur Story is Fabricated, just to waste pple's time
Goan Listen to Mike Okri 'Time na Money' and get some some!!

*Walk out of the Thread*

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thanks

TUANKU:
Fvck her, i mean bang her.