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Zonefree:
Why are they wearing bra

What are they covering?

Moh247:
No

I don't want a kpekus so strong it can break a dick

Majesty2:
Jagaban, make you continue to pepper those zombies, nah neck pressing day we dey, we go dey continue to press their neck till dey suffocate.....
My incoming presido, may God continue to bless and protect you

Petie33:
If you point out one finger three are pointing you your obituary is a thief who stole his people's money and hid it in his daughters account BAT is more pure than him

Hashabiah:
Oga, you sef no get conscience , so why are you complaining? Today is one man's lesson , and tomorrow might just be your own turn. And that your sex-mate , her Waterloo is not too far from now . Just pray that when she is caught , you will not be nearby to receive punishment

Sopies:
One of my ex gf turned FWB just visited me for the weekend, and from my observation I could only marvel at the level of simping from guys out there. This is a girl I quietly broke up with when I observed that she's this kind of girl that likes keeping guys around for monetary gains without really being sexually involved with them, she leads them on under the guise of being in a relationship with them promising them sex when she's ready. Of course the sex never comes till the scales falls off the magas eyes.

I just kept her for knacks and other financial perks since mumu guys is always loading her with money. She stumbled on my real gf one day in my house which led to a bitter breakup between us. Some months later we reconciled but based on FWB levels.

Now to the real gist, this girl is dating about four guys, the one she came to my house from his place already paid her school fees and other expenses. She even came with 15k that the guy gave her which we of course squandered together. The painful part was when she was on call with the guy, oga was sounding so clingy and needy, asking the girl to promise him that he won't share her with someone else. Person wey dey stroke my preek in readiness for another round of sex.

The guy brought up the issue of sex starvation and the babe immediately used reverse psychology on him by feigning anger and accusing him of being after her body. Oga started begging.....chain. This is an average looking girl with just small small curves here and there.

The next one called and it was still the same story, that one is based in Lagos and had sent her tp to visit him but she kept spending the money with excuses, Oga sent 22k in my presence for another tp with a promise of giving her 150k for business if she comes. Babe change am for am o, that if her coming is a prerequisite for the 150k that oga should keep his money. Oga started begging that she should give him time to gather the money.....Smh.....of course he hasn't even seen color of tight.

Another one called in the middle of a romance and the phone would occasionally fall of her hand while she's moaning, oga was on the line shouting hello.....hello....baby are you okay??....what are you doing....hello pls talk naa.....what's that sound..... Babe go pick up tell am say she dey experience mensuration cramp hence the sound......chai

I can go on and on, I've advised her to quit that lifestyle cos she might meet a guy that she won't scam and get away with it but she said she's doing nothing wrong.

Who do men this thing abeg I'm just so unhappy what my fellow guys are going through. One of them maga even has my number, I don't even know how he got it , each time dey have issue he would call me and I would tell him how to handle the girl so she will be loyal, the ode go carry every thing go tell the girl.

She's laying on my bed naked while one guy has been calling for like forever, she would pick the call and be rubbing the mouth piece on her hair, oga go dey shout hello hello. When she manage talk na tear she tear for the guy cut call, oga just dey drop text like rainfall, calling himself all kinds of derogatory name like idiot, foolish etc.

Honestly I'm sad, she's been touching me but I'm not just feeling her again.

Michelle55:
Small pikin dey worry you true true just kuku go house instead of wasting your people's money on top school fees..

Michelle55:
You sure say you be student with all these gbas gbos wey you dey sama us laidis?

Which one be we are always naked and fun?

Nairaland and all these small pikins dem sef anything to stay relevant is welcome here. Enjoy bros, nothing do you.

Sonnobax15:
. Then you must be in a big soup of problem.......You better run and go for spiritual cleansing and flogging by a real man of God before the ogbanje wey dey her body go successfully squeeze you enter 35 cl coca cola bottle

JackDaAlienz:
If all our DNA is traced to Adam and Eve

That means all of us in this world are brothers and sisters.
Since our father is Adam
Our mother is Eve
Their offspring (All of us)
That means the whole world is committing incest by marrying and fucking each other.

No wonder Jesus Christ had to come into Earth in a immaculate conception so as to avoid Mary committing incest by sleeping with joseph

Sonnobax15:

Op, gbammmmmmmm,you don enter one chance

Well, there's nothing to be worried about here..Na just infatuation . Just too much of affection.....Na just matter of time,e go reduce drastically.....But op,hope una no dey lash for the dreams cha? . Because that one fit mean something else..

Queenserah26:
Follow your heart OP.

You deserve to be happy so please, do whatever will make you happy.

obembet:
He’s the best of all time coz he needs to be at Barca to be the best ……you wanna be the best go around the world play on different levels and show you can still be the best…playing 5 League 1 games, No goal, No assist. What if he play in England or Italian league where they can breaker his leg and Refree will say play on.

Lalasticlala I think this thier Messi is overrated joo.

Prettyclown:
Why u de laff

Prettyclown:
Sometimes i just wonder how some of u guys come across some stupid set of girls, whom are of no use but a liability to yourselves.
A young graduate that's suppose to stay focus, work hard, develop yourself, make money, but is crying over a girl that's not Worth even ur primary school certificate..... Mtcheeeeew!!! I pity u...U better jack up and pursue ur career, once u make, babes go de rush u

Olumighty123:
Your gf slept with a married man till daybreak and you expect her to tell you if anything happens between them? You're such a joker(Simp) Your lack of job has made you loose your sense of reasoning I guess

Fmlao:
1,2,3,

She doesn't love you.

Ladies don't love truly.


Remove the emotions from your heart and enjoy the P while she hoe around.

Na 1k my girlfriend owe me and we have been dating for 4 years now.

She just owe me the 1k this year sef....
Shishi, i no go give

lilvicky68:
Wetin happen..

Abi your girlfriend don do another thing again?

SmellySperm:
You have candidiasis bro. Too much of rendering head services

Cholls:
My brother you dey lick plate

ChiefSosa:
-Stop brushing for too long or too hard.
-Your teeth can handle those strong tooth brushes e.g smoker's toothbrush, but your gum can't, simply cause it's flesh.
-Use those very soft brushes for your gum and brush gently.
-Powder is too harsh for the gum; don't use them. You gums can't grow back if they eventually peel off; keep this in mind. ONLY when you have some shreds of gum tissues left will they compact to grow.
-Stop applying so much pressure when brushing.
-It's not every time you must use toothbrush, try mouth wash once a while.
-If you have gingivitis, then see a dentist.
-Lastly, greet your gf for us.

His beards confirm him to be a male. Yes, some females could have beards, but OP's own seem to be a male's.

Bluetooth777:
First, are you male or female because I'm confused with your pic here