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walemadu:
"Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas."

- Al-Suyuti, Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351

Warrisdis? Seriously? This, in a holy book?

Nice, her students may laugh at her but God is pleased with her.

...I've heard most of his songs and can't figure out how he stands out. Make Una explain

Hehehe, Hollywood power couple! Na so Beyonce and Jay Z marriage go finally crash. It's inevitable.

Beyonce and Jay Z own de come.. maybe after some years. It's inevitable.

From a friend's update on facebook. See screenshot.

...Natural Women are like gold. Ladies, try out other natural innovative hairstyles, abandon this foundation makeup something, stop showing bum and dress with the fear of God.

You will never experience this.

Minister of Sports...

Red Rice

lofty900:
African mentality is a disease. Probably because she's not sending home enough dollars, now they're trying to use lesbianism as an excuse. If the girl have been sending thousands of dollars every year for the family upkeep, will they reject the money? Will they say she's no longer their daughter for being a lesbian? The answer is a big NO

Your mentality is your disease, cure it.

He created them male and female, what Whites tolerate shouldn't be accepted by us.

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Sermwell:
I feel going to church is just a waste of time since they are all going to be repeating themselves everyone here in our house is busy preparing for tomorrow's sunday service but I don't see the big deal and I'm already making up my mind not to attend any church service anymore! I'm just tired abeg!! I hope this is normal!

Hello brother, I'm a born again Christian who experiences the same thing. The thing is that you are an elect, a person whose desire for spirituality is manifesting. Churchgoing is flesh, being born again is being always or mostly in the Spirit.

You're in a phase of searching for real Bible truths not the shallow Christianity in Churches.

Being a Christian isn't about church. Hardwork, discipline, determination and loyalty to God in staying on this narrow path will build your character as you develop a more intimate bond with the Spirit. Do these everyday and the lord will guide you to the gathering of fellow like minded children of God.

12am, Wake to communicate with the Spirit and tell him all your desires of seeking his kingdom and joining the right fellowship. Pray ceaselessly even as you step into your house when returning...

Denounce sin before him every night and while the encountering it in the day.

Avoid sinning cos he's watching and living in you.

Do this till it becomes a habit.

He'll guide you even as you leave your worldly friends behind, get knowledge of the word, witness Him before others etc.

Find JDF. If you're being real, He will lead you there. Don't ask me what it is, ask Him.

Milky rice and beans, yes, the milk be like a thickener, plus the slight milky flavor...

NSRDC no fit even specify the regions that will experience this, abi na only Lagos?

...is it only me that has noticed Salt isn't salty, especially this Mr chef salt. Friends started saying I consume too much salt.

mizzbouqui:
Change what

I catching cold, can't fit shout.
Pls telling one of the Mods to do as I say. Na till I tagged them before they obey?

Toks2008:
I am a lover not a fighter.

You and the girl are derailing.

I'm not criticizing anyone's thread, I'm speaking generally. MODS, hope you can hear me? Shay you guys will do something about it?

Hello Mods and Nlers, please some topics displayed on FP are irritating. Headlines like massive boobs, big booty causes commotion, rape of female children by father, transgender people trending photo threads.
Let there be a way of choosing which related threads you wish not to see at all from this section. Thank you.

I've never really understood this portion...How about praying loudly in a face me I face you apartment. When should we pray considering other people sleeping?

Meganewday:
Seriously? Do you know how many people they've injured, raped and killed?
The People's Anger is Accumulating one by one, and when they finally have the chance to unleash and free themselves of the Pain they should now hand over the culprit to the police just like that!

It's not done anywhere!

Are you serious? We are civilized, we have authorities that deal with people that injure,rape and kill. The people are not executioners of accumulated anger which becomes this Jungle justice. You ignorantly don't know a partaker in a mob killing has shed blood which is murder.

Develop yourself!

...we have to put this to a stop. Nobody has the right to judge criminals this way but the Law and it's enforcers.

What business has Light with Darkness? Come out of them and be ye separate.

A gospel musician with spiritual songs has no business with a secular artiste who sings carnally.

Folorunsomuyiwa:
Nairaland! Where do I start?

Giving back. I would like to imagine that is what I am doing right now. I mean this platform has given me a lot and it also made me lose a lot. I hired my first set of employees here, some of whom have gone on to create their own companies, some of whom I still keep in touch with, all of whom I wish well. I also had a post created about me that basically destroyed my company sometimes back, I was called all sorts by former employees I had hired on this platform but I take all of the blame, starting back then was rough and I made some many uninformed choices which I would like to believe I have learnt from. All of my good and bad decisions have basically led me here, to this point right now. And honestly, when I look back, I am glad I had this platform to start with.

I am not yet where I want to be (not even close) but I don’t want to wait till I become the person I am becoming to start giving back to this community that has helped me grow.

So starting immediately I look to investing one to ten (1-10) million naira in working ideas monthly. I am not interested in dot com ideas that don’t have the potential of generating revenue that does not mean I am not looking at investing in tech, but I am more interested in businesses that generate revenue, businesses centred on agriculture and exports are highly favourable. Businesses that do not depend on importation and instead depends on creating actual solution to basic problems are very welcome. Basically if you think your idea is brilliant then this is for you.
The monies I am investing might not be so much (obviously) but it would grow as I develop more confidence in this little experiment I am running right now. I remember a time when a fraction of this investment was all I needed to run my business, it is with this same mind-set I am sure that there might be some people here who would this extra resource to be of great help in the advancement of their dream.
Included in the monetary support would be tech support. For ideas that need websites or applications we would provide that additional support and more.

To apply send a very short summary (3 paragraphs) of your business plan / idea to my Instagram @Folorunsomuyiwa via direct message. Only send what you are comfortable revealing, but I would have to advice that it be interesting.

For those that do not have Instagram please be patient while I get an email for this purpose. This idea for what I am doing right now just came to me this evening.

One last thing before I leave. Nigeria is going through a very tough time, it is easy to point fingers and sometimes you would right in doing so, but we have to do more than that, we cannot allow the current situation in the country to weigh one down, no, you must rise above it. You as Entrepreneurs should look around at the problems facing the country and seek to make your mark, but whatever it is you choose to do, make sure it has a very high potential for good revenue, I cannot stress this enough. Think long term, but make sure the short term doesn’t hurt your pocket, put that in mind when you draw your business plans and send to me.

Cheers!
Folorunso Muyiwa

(I would not be able to reply any messages here. It would not be advisable to put your idea out here so I would advice that you read this properly and do as I have instructed)

An email is easier to create than an instagram account, gmail preferably. I hope this isn't just a smart way of getting people's ideas, or some other trick especially in this recession. Sounds too good to be true since its strangers you'd be helping.

graciousme:
Hello food lovers,

My name is Kemi Oladipo. I recently completed a course on 'Biosafety of plant Biotechnology' at Marche Polytechnic University,Ancona,Italy.

I am currently conducting a survey on the 'Readiness of Nigerians for the commercialization of genetically modified crops in Nigeria'. I am using the social media and other associated entities to share the survey.
I will your support and provide you a medium to express your opinion about genetically modified foods in Nigeria. Please find the link to the survey below.

Available to answer any question. Kind regards,

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScLvbgIbUnannWQCz01AW8FIVT1aq4JCba1ki6lQV84QAcKBQ/viewform?c=0&w=1


Kemi

Exotic fruits is a welcome development, I no get the genetic modified foods concept. Anyway, abeg make e no be cancer giving foods.

Vegetables, melon and eggs. I don't know what they call this kind of soup but I'm enjoying it.
Since its just me, I've tried mixing milk powder with rice, it gave the rice a milky flavor, should try it again. I put flour in beans while on fire, it lathered... hahaha! I know I'm weird, so...

I vote FYNESTBOI CC NLJEGA

I vote FYNESTBOI CC NLJEGA

You should google about sex demons, succubus and its male counterpart. Sister, ya havta purge your mind, we in wicked times.

...It's common here in Calabar and Lagos, notice how the beard slides from the hair to a step on the chin.
I've posted mine, so post pictures of this particular beard style, let's see if it fits all head shapes.

Color sky...