₦airaland Forum

Whoever you marry, no matter the age, prepare beforehand to teach and be teachable so that properly, two become one.

E no go easy o, so develop that EQ!

I love you!
You love me?

True love is when she gives you a treat as well, Mr Man.

I'm Ibibio and a mature fellow, but I wish I was born in the West...

VeeVeeMyLuv:
It is not a joke o...

These leaders are not Nigerians, therefore they are not patriotic, so they don't love the country one bit.

5k to a $ will happen before we know it.

These white foreign people are piling humongous pressure on him to increase the fuel price further by actually doubling the price to around N1200.

They want Nigerians to pay the same amount that advanced countries (whose currencies are far more valuable) are paying for good and services.

What they fail to realise is that the purchasing power & earning power is not at par with these their planned policy. Both are far cries behind.

If they can do it in a whole Turkiye, then how much more Nigeria?

The Turkish lira went from around 2 lira in 2013 to near 30 lira to a $ in 2023. In just 10 years!

It is just like saying naira devalued from 200 to 4000 naira in 10years.

More like 200 to 3000. It's moving mad!
This kind of reality check is not good but it's necessary...

If your wife is not in lust with you...
They say modern women don't love but 2024, nlers, let's make money.

Shout out to DeArksteel...

Man did me well this year

egobetter4me:
I know a lot of you will blame me after reading this and even want to curse me, but this is my sad story and I just want to put it out there for people to learn. Don't ever let your parents decide your partner for you. Even if you have to run away, do it.

I recently got married to an ugly, short, black, smelly, village girl. At first my uncle took me to see her, then we spoke and she came visiting. All these happened in the village.

When I went back to the city, I told my mom I wasn't interested in her any more, but she insisted I must marry her. My mom would always take my joy by telling me about the girl anytime she sees me happy. There was no breathing space. We live together and I pay the rent. I loved her so much that I could do anything for her. She once sold her wrappers/materials and jewelleries, to send me money for school fees.

Anytime she tries to talk to me about the girl, I will beg her and let her understand that young people like to marry who they truly love. I don't want her, I don't love her and I don't think I will ever will.
After all said and done, she still insisted, so I called my elder bro to come talk to her. He came in from another state and spoke with my mom for hours. She did as if she would allow me marry my choice, just for my brother to go. Immediately my brother left, she started again.

My mom has BP. She stopped using her medication and was ailing. she threatened that if she dies, that I killed her. I thought to myself, that if she truly dies, I might live with the regrets for the rest of my life. I really tried but I was defeated. I succumbed. But before marrying the girl, I spoke to her(the girl) that I don't love her and that I'm marrying her against my wish, but I guess she was desperate. She said I shouldn't worry, that the love would grow in the marriage.

We got married. She lives with me and my mom. Even my neighbours were disappointed in me, when they saw her. Church members and friends were all disappointed. I can't start narrating to them how I got here.

We are over a year gone now and she still irritates me. I so much hate to look at her. We've had sex only about 5 times or so and I have to get high to do this. I only kissed her once(at the alter and I cringed)

I cry everyday.....both at home and while hustling. I never envisaged my life to be like this. I had hoped to meet a beautiful, clean and well mannered graduate from the city. Someone I would truly love and she would love me too. I'd hoped that I would meet her, approach her and we start as friends, then lovers, then I would propose and all. I never planned for it to be like this.

I am so sad with my life. Right now, I'm thinking of applying for masters abroad and probably use the means to Japa and never come back again.

My life is so miserable!

Learn from me. Don't ever let your parents blackmail you into marrying someone you don't love. Pls don't. Just run away for months or few years and they will leave you alone.

Boss, make NO WOMAN decide what's best for you forever and ever.

A child telling us what we already know

She de do di man favour by marrying and kissing him. Him no get self respect jor.

CaveAdullam:
Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year to all the chiefs and everyone in the house.

And to those "ogas" that are hiding their faces:

Pansophist
Ubunja
Ichidodo
Someonelsechild2
Smartb0y
Martinez39s
Nerostealth01
Tonnyray
Skepticus
Hedgefunds
Jeshal
Pukalolo
Saviolamemphix
Lordray
Adambeatz...

I'm still searching for them.

And to my sweet precious followers...you all are great.

Tensazangetsu20, I can see your doings and good info.
("I say make I put hand where you put hand, now hot water don burn me".

Well done, boss.

Thank you all for the mentions and encouragement.

Tuale, boss mi.

A funny, good year. Started with Dangote's bum pic and ending with Elumelu's party

jumokeadele:
Women get bored in marriage faster than men, but they never show it. I think marriage will be more fun for women if she's not the only wife. That gender is not designed to cherish peace of mind, but they don't know. Women are design to have competitions and Jealousy.

I also think men are not designed to sleep with one woman for six months straight and still maintain a strong erection.

100 Christmas likes for this jor

Stevenbright:
She simply means dress good, look take away and hang around where house parties are being held in Banana Islands and wealthy men will see and approach you.

K

kkins25:
Freedom?

One person stands tall, confident and energetic. The other is gutsy, succulent and beautiful.

From these stereotypes, who should be the Dom or Sub?

Answer this question like someone from space, devoid of any knowledge of traditional or modern sexual relationships.

OP, What is the opposite of submission?

Toke, how person wey no get IV go enter?

Women supporting women, in anoda mud

Omo, Lagos is a cold-hearted place!

He see church, he WOW!

Johnny enter Lag

SharingIsLife:
Awarded by who?

Cruising Netizens...e hard make you detect humor

Obainoman6:
Business is business, after all your president is a certificate forger and drug lord.

ProMumu man

Ms202309:
Assualt should never be tolerated by any gender, any age or anyone

You have no right to hit, slap or physically attack any adult

Me I like to course Vawulence, and specially assault her in za oza room.

How is actly did his wife make him lose his propertise?

Pls beat Ajaero again. Beat him harder

A rainbow in Sodom We read it was raining fire...

Like how ANGRY is God with this GAY SODOM wokeness? He's keeping quiet doesn't mean He's not RAGING.

Let's save our children o or these LGBT pipu will cause a sexual pandemic and kids won't be spared.

E no hard na.
Seems your dad inherited the house without formal documents, he should have made those.

You get phone na? Record family meetings discussing land ownership and your dad categorically reading his will on video to avoid tampering. No matter the size of the video, save am for cloud storage.

Make friends with Lawyer n Police people, find them something make them comot bullies from una property

As Governor, he was a DOER and TALKER. Lit the state up with developmental projects, dashed people and churches money, go see the way they love him in Ikot Ekpene. In person, he's nice and relatable.

I'm just saying, close your eyes and imagine yourself in his position, you be fighting GREED and SELFISH AMBITION, and those demons always win in political circles.

Some men...

Today like this, I attended a wedding where the groom was hesitant to grab his curvy bride's waist. To add to dat, you couldn't feel their chemistry. He's starting a lifelong journey with someone who isn't an obvious mirror(may he not be refracted).

Omo wahala for person wey no carry book write down pros and cons of marrying their bf/gf.

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As you fly international, encourage your passengers to assist others to japa... God bless and congratulations!!!

AsomStructures:
You need matured advice ke!!

A man had the audacity to tell ur wife to come so they can make babies and you're here asking us for advice ...

I'll keep saying it, the 75% of the species of men currently on earth today are funny breed, and has also lost the WILL power given to them by God. And it seems like been logical isn't a term associated with men anymore..

No be lie! You de find public opinion for matter wey you fit table privately