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EmiDon11:
Thesame reason he made ur penis look like the tail

You don turn woman? You come de talk about my mandingo, shay you don see am abi you de imagine am. Mahd f*#k!

Wrt my mama;
A rich Mama's boy

She really did that?

There was a time his name rhymed with idiot.

Expect the iPhone 15 featuring four models in about seven months. From mid September this year, the base model may be priced from $800-$900...

So, who's already saving? What to expect? 🧐

https://www.phonearena.com/apple-iphone-15-release-date-price-features-news

We wey still de use 12, shay na advanced dynamic island we go go buy?😂 Island wey I no fit build house...

MsJackson:
Good morning house. I need your opinion on this issue.

Around May last year, my husband and I went with my 4 year old daughter to visit my sister in-law (hubby's elder sister). They insisted they wanted her to stay some days with them, that I should return for her in two or three days time.

After much persuasion from my oga, I left her. But my heart wasn't settled because I've never stayed away from her for that long.
I just noticed that when we called her on video call the very next morning, she looked and sounded depressed, telling us to come take her home. I just thought she was missing me.

I returned the next three days to pick her up. It was even the oldest cousin, a 15 year old girl, who was actually very fond of my daughter that helped me carry her on her back and saw us off to the bustop.

Two or 3 months later, at the end of a Bible study I had with her, my baby said she wanted to tell me something. Hubby was lying on the couch. My baby said the period I took her to that house, the 15 year old girl was always sucking her vagina. My brain shut down immediately. Her dad jumped from the couch and told her to repeat what she just said. She did. She also said that the girl usually holds her mouth close during the act, and that she beats the girl on the head to stop what she was doing, but the girl refused and beat my daughter back.

I broke down. Hubby had never become so mad at his family to the extent of turning his back on them, to the extent of shutting his dad up, but he did all these because his only child was involved.

The family, they all said my daughter was lying. My question is: can a four year old lie about such? The nature of this supposed lie. I don't think so. But all the family members said my daughter lied. And even the girl denied it.
They are totally refusing to address this. They even after some weeks have codedly believe such happened and have called my husband to beg, hubby said so, I don't know if it's true or not. But me the wife, NOBODY, I REPEAT, NOBODY CALLED ME. Like I am nothing in their eyes. Not even the evil mother that insisted my daughter spent some days with them. It's not like if they called me to apologize it would change the past, no, but I might have some tiny relief.

My daughter talks about that experience till date. Even up till yesterday. I am beyond heartbroken. I can't forgive.

The family all turned their face away. Nobody cared to address it, even his parents. I'm thinking of going to their church to expose her because I hear the 15 year old girl is getting baptized next week. Hubby told me to forget about it, his brother told me not to try it. But anytime my daughter remembers this incident and brings it up, I become very disturbed. I don't know what to do.

Please advise me.

...like in the garden of Eden, your daughter has eaten bad fruit. Sex education, at a childish level will build her against been prone to joining the LGBT community in adulthood.

Start with Bible stories and Basic biology, and demonize the act. Explain why you haven't done anything to the other girl and play with her more. If it were I, we'd go to a store and buy a balloon doll, take it home, imagine it was the 15yr old cousin and beat it till it deflates. That will be therapeutic for your baby.

Teach her how to hit people's nose or bite, child defense strategy.

Your daughter needs a friend in her age group, so she won't deal with sexualizing women subconsciously.

Trauma is real so guard against pornography. She will later want to know what that cousin did and understand, tell her how it will destroy her sexuality and make her a slave to Asmodeus (Demon god of fornicators and Sexual deviants).

Find materials, books, that will heal her and make her a positive, more moral person.

VeryWickedSimp:
To prove that I love my fianceé unconditionally I decided to etch her names on my forearm forever.

When she sees it tomorrow morning I'm very sure that she will finally understand how much I love her.

Tattoos can be erased but this will never go away just like my love for her. As I'm typing, I'm looking for hot black pepper to rub on it so that it can be permanent.

Kendra I love you so much from the bottom of my heart. You are the like button on my heart, you are the life ban on my account.


Nothing can separate me from you baby. If you die I will follow you immediately.

Nlfpmod lalasticlala seun mynd44 rocktation dominique please show the world how much I love my woman.

More stupid to his "ity"...

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Mirasteel:
Avatar way of the waters 8/10

Really nice movie and the money spent on making the movie is worth it.

Share link abeg

Na human being na...Media doesn't want him to drink or get drunk? Nawa o!

bepositive11:
Lust can also be long lasting

Lust converted, yes, but not lust in it's pure form. The magic and mystery vanishes after intercourse. Lust is the emotion, love is the commitment.

jesusjnr2020:
Says not me but...
John 1:12
But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:

But of course you're speaking of angel "Michael", the jesus of the Jehovah Witnesses, not my own Lord and King Jesus who is the King and Lord of all angels in heaven, including angel Michael.

By the way, Jehovah Witnesses also collect tithes and offerings but pretentiously so stop being a hypocrite.

I like your post, but the way you respond and your general vibe no resemble Junior Jesus at all. E be like normal manchi and it gives Jesus bad cred.

I like reading safarigirl and Amotolongbo, but you see that siofra and UyaiIncomparabl, they don't have sense. I see their names and I skip skip skip.

MzErica:
This guy was a pussy boy that year. The fool was crying on international TV because of one lame hoe. Once a simp always a simp, I expect him to get cheated on.

Yeah. Dude never mature.

It's not a new trend but I decided to find out about Airpods Max headphones, the terrible p9 clones and then...

I stumble on MGET headphones, which are reportedly the best clones of Apples stylish headphones. So from the video review in the link below, I'd like to get them, it'll save money while still giving close quality and the same satisfaction as the pricey ones.

Wait o, does anyone know anybody that sells this in Nigeria? They should cost about $150 - $180.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anOhhQ07UVQ

It's nice to read about lovers doing selfless things...

Women, especially

About time...

Be like the new Twitter staff slow to ban person.

Use the cracked software na... Simple!

SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.

The Tiger should stop telling the Lion what natural desires to crave. In the end, the tiger will have his stripes and the Lion it's mane.

Also, Erections are a sign of good sexual health. Broke guys now should have poor... Ok, are you also saying they should overf#ck when they are no longer broke? Sex is as natural as taking a shit but you women overexagerate it.

You know nothing and have no right to tell people what their bodies should do.

Sometimes it's good to be part of the VAWULENCIA community. Still, a white won't attack a black like this, this just screams abuse.

Emperordynasty:
Thanks so much for taking your time to identify the animals
I really appreciate

Medibang, Painter, Procreate (I'm not sure how this is like on Android) are good enough Apks to use. Find their modded versions, download and plug while painting.

Put your shit on Behance, Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook, Twitter...

Follow other wildlife artists and photographers, paint something from NatGeo and tag them.

Sell your art on sites like redbubble, istock and other image sites, artsy alternatives...

Do something mesmerizing for a Politician. Push your limits, and let your output appear Western than Nigerian.

Your ego too mush.

Women matter and the world will be like a large boy's hostel if they didn't have the power of sex (they won't be women if they didn't have this power, they'll be men). WE NEED WOMEN.

This infinity no be Tinubu own o, na better Arab money.

DMerciful:
Like I said earlier, you're using the minority to judge the majority. Nigerian men are well respected in Africa and the world at large when it comes to hard work and getting resources, the only people who tend to belittle Nigerian men are ironically Nigerian women. Women of other nationalities respect us and wanna be with us (that can't be said of men of other nationalities regarding our women) but back home they take us for granted because dem don see us finish. This is the reason our guys are marrying foreign babes because a prophet is hardly homoured at home.
This thread is not to do unnecessary comparison but a wake up call for our brothers who have forgotten they have the knife and the yam!

Simp-a-girl, man-a-woman, No-is-easy, mind-upgraded-man, etc can make men men again.

pocohantas:
At no point have you all ever been "tigers", you only had women that were very submissive- thus making your pseudo-masculinity obvious. Tiger that was colonised and whipped in the butt, watched their women get fcked by colonial masters, sold themselves for mirrors and combs. Tiger that is in a third world country ravaged by hunger and ordinary malaria. Tiger that can't even boast of good roads and electricity...

Can you see that your masculinity revolves around toto? Something that is inconsequential to fast developing counties?

We are very hungry and bitter people, so we love and fck for all the wrong reasons. It is only normal we experience lots of fake pain.

Hungry, bitter people love and f#*k for the wrong reasons to experience fake pain. Where's your head at?

Blessedmercy8:
What I deduced from y'alls reactions here is. people enjoy and are so immersed in bad things a lot that if you try to tell them to stop, because it is sweeting them, they can bite off your head. That is what I see in all your reactions. .

Non is even arguing brightly, only attacking and tearing themselves up and down.

Bad things dey sweet. This is why it is difficult for majority to live a holy life. Too many bad things.

...gone through your responses even up to page 10 and you don't come off as a "mature" Christian and you bring in the "holy" inside this kind talk.

My take: So God is creative and Nature is proof. The Creator loves variety and practically, a playful and moderately creative couple will come up with these other styles...

If a busybody pastor came to discuss this issue with me and my espoused, I go use body language shut am up.

I'd like to read this...

Righteousness2:
That's some mysterious event.
GOD is using them to pass a message about the times we are in .

Folks, This World is at the tip of the edge.
There is about to be a gathering in the skies.
A gathering that will separate the Sheep from the Goats.

Live Ready oooo! JESUS is Coming!!

Don't Stop... Jesus is coming and foolish bridegrooms will not say nobody told them.

I also think you should ask for wisdom to show people the way, not just blast their ears.

There's this interesting Spanish drama that is visual about a man first perceived as Alpha, whom love turned to "part-beta" and another Character who went from simp to Avenger.

Some men will always be simps even when they feel vengeful.