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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests twin Brothers For Internet Fraud In Ilorin. by bootyeater: 2:21am On Sep 10, 2020
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Romance / Re: I Took Tramadoll For Hard Sex And Dis Happened (pic) by bootyeater: 10:21pm On Sep 01, 2020
Bossman, hailings o!
Keep banging them, no time!
Don't mind any hypocrite that will come here to judge you

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Education / Re: Nairaland Thread For Admission processes 2019/2020 (All Universities) by bootyeater: 1:47am On Aug 21, 2020
never knew we had serious kids on this site!
Phones / Re: A Good Android Phone With This Feature by bootyeater: 12:45pm On Aug 17, 2020
Corroro:
i will advise against rooting your phone so you wont have issues when it come to updating it.
See as oversabi don kill you
You're giving advice without knowing the facts
When you guys here rooting like this, you run like scared cats.
Tell me, what update does a low tecno phone like pop 2 plus get?
Phones / Re: Which Good Phone Can I Get Between 70k & 80k by bootyeater: 12:43pm On Aug 17, 2020
Threads have been opened on this.
Look for them and see for yourself.
Phones / Re: Nigeria Is Frustrating My Efforts!!! by bootyeater: 12:43pm On Aug 17, 2020
Where are the mods?
Lalasticlala
Puskin
Dragnet sad
Why is this still here when BBN gets to FP
Romance / Re: Life Cycle Of A Modern Day Female: by bootyeater: 10:20am On Aug 16, 2020
Stolen from ubunja
Phones / Re: Infinix Smart 5 Announced With Triple-camera Setup And 5000mah Battery by bootyeater: 10:19am On Aug 16, 2020
Its good to see that nairalanders are waking up
Phones / Re: Turn Your Android Phone Into A Tennis Racquet With Motion Tennis Cast by bootyeater: 1:21pm On Aug 15, 2020
This requires the use of latest and up to date sensors.... Something the Canon 15 lacks
Don't think your Transsion phone can run it... Eben if it's 2020
Romance / Re: My Mum Should Have Disowned Me by bootyeater: 1:15pm On Aug 15, 2020
Baba come...if u are feeling this way then you're going about this addiction thing in a wrong method.
You should at least replace ur addiction with another....something you have conditioned your brain with for 5, years can't be stopped in 45 days.
Replace it with something like running, getting a soft skill etc
Unless u wanna continue wallowing in sorrow

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Phones / Re: Here Is How To Use Instagram Reels by bootyeater: 11:06am On Aug 15, 2020
IG trying to fill the space of TikTok
Phones / Re: Looking For A Good Water Resistance Phone Of A 100k Or Below. by bootyeater: 11:03am On Aug 15, 2020
airminem:
What phone did you get for him?
Look for a CAT S60 device. I don't know maybe its in Nigeria, but its exactly what you're looking for

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Phones / Re: How To Install Fortnite For Android (without Google Play) by bootyeater: 11:01am On Aug 15, 2020
sagieramos:
Would camon 15 run this game?
Them no born am well.
Game that requires a SD 650+ chipset and 6-8gigs of ram to run smoothly (60fps)

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Phones / Re: A Good Android Phone With This Feature by bootyeater: 11:14am On Aug 05, 2020
root your phone and get a root explorer
Romance / Re: Friend In The Zone by bootyeater: 12:18am On Jul 16, 2020
See if I were you, I'd forget about all this small small girls and focus on my future.
Extra points to my suggestion since you're a man.

That girl you're chasing might not even know where She'll be in the next 5-10 years. Ask her and she'll say she sees herself with a rich guy.

Dont waste your future and time with a person that probably lacks vision. She will drag you back.
Romance / Re: A Question To Men Who Made It Out Of The Ghetto by bootyeater: 12:11am On Jul 16, 2020
purelyobjective:
I'm 31 male, fulani ,bsc in view,single.Please I need to know from those real players one or two tricks on how to get out of the ghetto.I mean how do I remain focused on becoming rich in a world full of hate and with no role model.I am about to cash out 2.5 million naira and this is a once in a lifetime offer.No role model,no business strategy and this is scaring the shit out of me. I don't want to cash out this doh and fall back to zero.How do I make this count? Real players,real legit hustlers who made it out of the ghetto,please help me out.
Ah, niqqa you're lucky that I found this thread.
See that money way you wan collect ehn, na ticket to lifelong Riches oh. But na also ticket to lifelong poverty if you no give yourself better brain. This money na once in a lifetime opportunity and if you waste am, you fit no see this kind chance again o. This na One chance.

I go just drop small yarn here from one gee to another.

1. Avoid woman like corona virus

Trust me, if you find woman with this money, I assure you say this money go finish like mtn data bundle. No look for woman NOW, get patience and when you done make better money, you go make SMALL time for them. Bleep olosho with your profit, not your capital. Also some ladies na BAD LUCK, even if the business way you finally choose na sure banker, na your own go spoil since the girl bad vibes don enter your life finish when you fvck am. Run from woman o.

If body do you, e better make you hold am or better still buy good fleshlight and use am dance better soapy once in a while for the main time (no shame in that, na your life), this na for protection of your future. Run from ladies


2. Dont let your family member or friend hear about this money

This one day self explanatory. Their own problem no day finish and na all the time them need money. Use your head o. If them hear, that money no go rest...
Just allow your mama and papa know, no even tell siblings self because some of them no day give their self brain.

3. Invest in a business you have some XP in

Since you no get any business skill, why not ask from a guy that is into business (friend or family). Just ask them how the business is and dont be afraid. Trust me, just rub their ego with praises and they will blow their trumpet for you.




3. Buy food in bulk and keep.

Trust me, this go save your money o. Buy garri, rice and beans etc in bulk, na your wallet go thank you.

4. Reduce living space.

If you're living in a house too big for only you and you're paying rent for room that is empty then you need to change that. Na only you day, forget gf or okpo or fans


Hand don tire abeg. This one don do

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Romance / Re: How To Stop Being Hornyy by bootyeater: 11:57pm On Jul 15, 2020
Bro, your body is just jacked up with unused energy so its trying to expel it by sexual activities before it gets corrupted.. Just look for a hard Job that takes a lot of energy to do, you go day alright

Dont masturbate o
Romance / Re: If Only Guys Will Take This Advice From Ladies... by bootyeater: 11:50pm On Jul 15, 2020
Obarofrederick:
you are well-learned.
Thanks baba!
Romance / Re: If Only Guys Will Take This Advice From Ladies... by bootyeater: 11:50pm On Jul 15, 2020
blinking001:

I'll like to go deeper with you. Tell me more sir
Lol come on bro, you dont need this info since your life isn't remotely affected by this vice.
Romance / Re: If Only Guys Will Take This Advice From Ladies... by bootyeater: 4:11pm On Jul 11, 2020
Juliusmomoh:

I was introduce into the world of mastubation by a friend of mine. He told me he also learn it from his friend.... He said he tried it and it is good... Then we start mastubating... That is how i start mastubating ...
It as affect me all way round mentally, socially,academically..... Even spritually. And i can't stop it since 2014 .. Pls help !!
I can only help you a little. but your recovery from this vice depends largely on you. you're the person that can help yourself right now.
I was a masturbator. an avid one self.

I had time and money for data then so everything was worse.

I could do it 2-3 everyday. in my quest for answers, I stumbled on the answers.

1. Fasting, prayer and church/mosque cannot heal you. they can help the healing but they can't single handedly take it away from you. you started this. and you're the one to end it.

2. ditch all SM for a month or two. even nairaland. this will help you avoid porn and going back to your masturbation habit.

3. read the following books

the coiled serpent

the virile benefits of masculinity

richest man in Babylon.

books on sexual transmutation


these will show you the truth and show you how masturbation is a monster.


that's all I have for now. the last time I had masturbation was 2 months ago. it was a hand job from my babe but I considered it as masturbation sha.

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Romance / Re: If Only Guys Will Take This Advice From Ladies... by bootyeater: 3:36pm On Jul 11, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
Take me alro along oo... Am a mastubator... Pls help
why do you masturbbate? .how has it affected??
Romance / Re: This Is What Happens To You When You Are A Simp (photos) by bootyeater: 3:03pm On Jul 11, 2020
Lol. this one is busy sending $500 to a thot in USA

meanwhile in Nigeria, millions of people live below 1$ everyday.

why won't they call us black monkeys when we behave as such?

even homeless people seem to have more finances than a low level Nigerian household (which is probably infested with unplanned children)

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Romance / Re: If Only Guys Will Take This Advice From Ladies... by bootyeater: 2:57pm On Jul 11, 2020
HomerTimpson:
ARE YOU DONE ? undecided
I have no time for your likes
Romance / Re: If Only Guys Will Take This Advice From Ladies... by bootyeater: 2:56pm On Jul 11, 2020
needanswer:

bro don't leave me, take me with you grin too much sense in one post.
Lol bro, this na small thing
if I take you deeper you will be scared to have sex

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