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Computers / Re: Apple Macbook Pro 16 2019 - Core I9/64gb Ram/2tb Ssd/amd Radeon Pro 5500m 8gb Gr by bootyeater: 2:48pm On Mar 28, 2023 |
250k or 2.5 million? |
Computers / Re: . by bootyeater: 2:47pm On Mar 28, 2023 |
Technology Market / Re: . by bootyeater: 8:38am On Mar 28, 2023 |
300k for a laptop with 2gb GPU? And a CPU that doesn't even have turbo frequency mode for heavy tasks? Let's not also forget that the thing is 7 years old. Kuku carry gun and force people to buy it. This thing nor suppose even reach 200k |
Romance / Check Out This New Way Of Masturbation!!!! by bootyeater: 9:57am On Jan 30, 2023 |
You wan try? The new style is applying small electric shocks to your dick now. There is a growing community already concerning the act
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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by bootyeater: 12:58pm On Aug 08, 2022 |
I want a mature and God fearing man. I'm tired of all the games. No hook ups I want something serious I'm ready to settle down No more games
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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by bootyeater: 11:50am On Aug 03, 2022 |
SweetBuns:I have nothing to say about a cheap hoe like you Go back to your offline life and useless yourself like the bitch you are 8 Likes
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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by bootyeater: 11:22am On Aug 03, 2022 |
SweetBuns:It seems there is a rule of never engaging useless people like you so lemme just end it here and now you have a history of hating on redpillers. your profile tells me all I need to know you're not looking for reason or order. you just want chaos leave this thread alone or else.... 1 Like
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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by bootyeater: 10:43am On Aug 03, 2022 |
SweetBuns:Shut up Nobody brought you here 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: How To Pump And Dump These Bitches (+18 Content And Receipts) by bootyeater: 10:39am On Aug 03, 2022 |
Don't mind the hypocrites OP Fire on! 1 Like |
Phones / Re: The Top 151 Fastest Phones In The World!! See Where Yours Stand. (Android/iOS) by bootyeater: 8:40am On Sep 02, 2021 |
Deicide:Hmmm |
Phones / Re: Another Reason Why You Should Avoid Transsion Devices by bootyeater: 11:31pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Hmmm |
Phones / Re: How Transsion Holdings Are Cheating And Lying To Nigerians by bootyeater: 11:26pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Why did this make fp? |
Romance / Re: See What Silhouette Challenge Made Me Do (graphic Pics) by bootyeater: 5:03pm On Feb 01, 2021 |
Bro, I get it that the videos are good but this is too dn much 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Advise On A Missing Phone by bootyeater: 11:49am On Nov 11, 2020 |
Jones90:If you have the account detail, you can just lock your phone Its very simple |
Romance / Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by bootyeater: 11:48am On Nov 11, 2020 |
azawuoba:Oh no the video is currsed...sharing it will give me another evil nutt which is bard |
Phones / Re: Advise On A Missing Phone by bootyeater: 10:36am On Nov 11, 2020 |
If you have an active Mi Cloud account, just go ahead and lock the phone from another phone bruh |
Romance / I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by bootyeater: 10:33am On Nov 11, 2020 |
it was a lonely saterday night and i wuz chilling on xvideos with my dick flopping out looking for gay incest rape vids. i was getting frustrated cause there wasnt really anything good but i came across a video called "CURSED VIDEO DONT WATCH" so my retarded ass watched it LOL. at the time it seemed like a good idea because it was the hottest fucking video of a dad pounding up his sons guts with force. i nutted with such intensity it felt like my organs were about to burst out my cock. I didnt bother cleaning up because i felt rlly tired after my big nut, so i just went to bed nude covered in jizz. i woke up the next morning and all the jizz was gone so i thought "oh, my dog must have licked it off while i was sleeping." i went downstairs to make my favorite breakfast (corn flakes and water), and felt like someone was watching me. lo and fucking behold i open my cupboard and MY NUT FROM LAST NIGHT IS IN THE PANTRY AND ATE ALL THE CORN FLAKES. it walked around like some sort of retarded kangaroo and moaned every time it took a step like a humpback whale. it was the scariest fucking thing i have ever witnessed in my life. i ran upstairs screaming and locked myself in my room and started smashing my ballsack with a hammer because i never wanted to bust a nut again. all of a sudden i hear knocking on my door and my nut says in a terrifying voice "aye bruh whats the wifi password" and now im utterly horrified. i barricaded my door and tried to call the police but they didnt pick up because they saw that my number called them 800 times in the last month asking for help with my math homework. so i was stuck by myself. i tried to distract myself by listening to lil pump and watching anime. "TRAPPER UH DA CENTURY! TRAPPER UH DA CENTURY!" i screamed to myself but i still knew that my nut was still outside my door. i must have fallen asleep due to sleep deprivation and lack of food, because i blacked out and woke up like 36 hours later. i pressed my ear to my door and listened for my nut walking around the house. i couldnt hear anything, so i inched the door open slowly and walked out to get something to eat. i creeped carefully around the house and tried to open the freezer when i heard those godawful footsteps and moaning noises. i tried to hide in the fridge but there were too many greek yoghurts so i just fucking slipped out and smashed my head on the floor. the room was spinning around me, everything was blurry. my nut slid up to my ear and whispered "lmao my nigga your dick small as Bleep" and i realized i was still nude. THIS WAS THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE. i was blind with rage at that moment. with all the remaining might in my body, i punched the shit out of my nut and send his goofy ass flying across my living room. i forced myself to stand and started jerking my dick furiously. i screamed and yelled in pain as i stroked my wiener. my foreskin had become red and numb, but i pressed onwards. through what felt like a fucking strand of barbed wire coming out of my dick, i created another living nut, specialized to kill my other evil and malevolent nut. i named it evan. i witnessed as my two globs of cum splashed upon each other, wildly swinging ropes of jizz at each other until Evan held my evil nut in a chokehold and it died slowly. I gave evan a high five and a starbucks gift card and let him go and live his life in the big city. i burned the body of my evil nut and threw his ashes into the toilet. sometimes evan still calls me and we play video games together. i will never watch gay incest rape porn again. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Phones / Re: The Top 151 Fastest Phones In The World!! See Where Yours Stand. (Android/iOS) by bootyeater: 3:28pm On Oct 24, 2020 |
TrollKiller:Gbam. Its sad that the brands Nigerians run from are the ones who give the best quality and most durable devices. |
Phones / Re: The Top 151 Fastest Phones In The World!! See Where Yours Stand. (Android/iOS) by bootyeater: 3:25pm On Oct 24, 2020 |
Samsung or nothing! Xiaomi or nothing!! Iphone or nothing!!! Those who know the truth and still insist on getting trashion devices ehn. ... Keep suffering and smiling 4 Likes |
Politics / Network Is Down In Different Part Of Nigeria by bootyeater: 10:05am On Oct 21, 2020 |
Notice!!!! Internet speed has been throttled. Reports of sluggish network from MTN and Glo from different parts of Nigeria have been reported. This might be to prevent uploads of video and audio content to the net! They don't want people to see! Please forward to any group you may be in! |
Romance / Re: I might die before I clock 30 by bootyeater: 2:11pm On Oct 17, 2020 |
Nairalanders have been advising this one for 2 years now... his condition didn't change. this one doesn't want to be helped. either that or its a fake account filled with fake stories and loves to use sympathy to seek attention. no sympathy from me to you. you no wan hear word. nothing way you go say here way them never tell am before. Goat. Keep at it eh? |
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by bootyeater: 11:33pm On Oct 16, 2020 |
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Phones / Re: The Redmi 8A Battery by bootyeater: 9:06pm On Oct 16, 2020 |
I'd like your phone battery usage statistics please |
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