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Well written. No insults.

Can any Hausa Person corroborate the Dog and Baboon explanation?

Its sad. Even if 50% of the allegations are true, its still unfortunate.

Professor Yemi Osinbajo has cleared the air in tweets a few minutes ago where he said.
"He isn't my father, brother, uncle or blood relative". But, he is a Nigerian father. he deserves our respect."

Looks like he is using the opportunity to campaign. LOL

More tweets below.

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Osinbajo is one of the best minds of his generation, Politics is sometimes not fair, like when he is referred to as a Pastor and the opposition forgets that he is a Top Lawyer and a Professor of Law.

Lol @ the Dinosaur BB

Dude is tired

meforyou1:
Brilliant article. Light in lagos is hell, courtesy of the master forger tinubu.
Where's the light tinubu and fashola promised after stealing billions of naira of tax payers money to build a failed independent power project?
APC is evil. Their members are thieves. Their leanders are certificateless semi iliiterates.

No sir Lagos has the AES Barge and several IPPs. But your clueless federal government insists that the generated power has to be reinjected into the grid.

Nevertheless Power is the responsibility of the federal Government.

had number one, before i upgraded to number 10.

Very nice,

Welldone

The Dude with the Maze raised on high still takes the cake

Here is the list of the worst 10 quotes of the year 2014 in descending order.


10) 'President Jonathan has already won the 2015 Presidential election' - Asari Dokubo



Speaking at the burial ceremony of Late Princess Preba Abigail Prince Ekineh, Asari’s grandmother organized by the NDSVF, at Buguma in Asari Toru Local Government Area, the controversial leader of the Niger Delta People’s Salvation and Volunteer Front (NDSVF), who is also the founder of King Amachree African University, Republic of Benin, said President Goodluck Jonathan, the candidate of Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the 2015 Presidential election, has already won.

He said the incumbent president must win the election adding that the election is a walk over.

“2015 Goodluck Jonathan will win, in whatever way they want him he will win. I am not afraid of anybody. My confidence is that he has already won' he stated.



9) 'A ceasefire agreement has been concluded between the federal government and Boko Haram.' - Chief of Defence Staff, Air Marshal Alex Badeh



The 'Good News' was announced by the Chief of Defence Staff, Air Marshal Alex Badeh, who stated

“Without any prejudice to the outcome of our three days interactions and the conclusion of this forum, I wish to inform this audience that a ceasefire agreement has been concluded between the Federal Government of Nigeria and the Ahlul Sunna Li Dawaa Wal Jihad (Boko Haram).

“I have accordingly directed the service chiefs to ensure immediate compliance with this development in the field.’’

The army spokesperson, Maj.-Gen Chris Olukolade, also said that the directive to the service chiefs had gone to the field and that it would be adhered to immediately.

However many doubted the cease-fire deal as the Boko Haram sect continued attacking different Nigerian territories.

It was not until the leader of the group, Abubakar Shekau, appeared in a video two weeks later in his usual fashion, and denied the ceasefire deal.

"We have not made ceasefire with anyone. What is our business with negotiation? We did not negotiate with anyone... It's a lie; it's a lie. We will not negotiate," he said in a video released on October 31.



'If Nigeria breaks, some people in the country would have no where to run to, but for me and my people in Adamawa Kingdom, we will pack our luggage and whatever we have and join our kith and kin in Cameroun' - Lamido of Adamawa


During The National Conference early this year, a traditional ruler, the Lamido of Adamawa, His Royal Highness, Muhammadu Barkindo Mustapha told his fellow delegates that he was prepared to secede from the present Nigeria if the country disintegrates.

According to him, if Nigeria breaks, some people in the country would have no where to run to, but for him and his people in Adamawa Kingdom, they would pack their luggage and whatever they have and join their kith and kin in the Republic of Cameroun

The Lamido of Adamawa who is one of the thirteen persons and number three on the list of traditional rulers representing the group tagged, National Council of Traditional Rulers of Nigeria Traditional Rulers Council of Nigeria, also said before the very eyes of other 491 delegates, 6 officers of the Conference and Journalists that he was also ready to lead his people on a walk-out from the conference




7) I take responsibility for the tragic death of 16 job applicants - Abba Moro


About a week after blaming doctors, lawyers, teachers for the NIS stampede and tragic death of job applicants , Minister of interior, Abba Moro said "I take responsibility for the tragic death of 16 job applicants"

It can be recalled that the Interior Minister, Abba Moro initially blamed the stampede at the Nigerian Immigration Service (NIS) recruitment centres on doctors, nurses, bankers, teachers and others in paid employment.

According to him, these already employed individuals thronged the various recruitment centres in their numbers.

Moro said though these categories of persons never applied for jobs with the NIS, they gate-crashed into the venues of the recruitment, with the hope of getting foreign postings and being pensionable if employed by the NIS.

In his words “It’s odd that many of those who turned up included employed bankers, engineers, medical doctors, nurses, teachers and others who wanted to cross over to the Immigration Services at all costs.






6) 'We have rescued all 129 Chibok girls, except 8' - Major-General Chris Olukolade



On the 16th of April, 2014, The Director of Defence Information, Major-General Chris Olukolade announced the rescue of “all 129 girls” except 8.

Even the number 129 is false. The correct number was 276 abducted. 57 escaped through their self-effort. 219 Chibok girls are still missing

Major-General Chris Olukolade, the Defense Ministry spokesman, however the next day retracted his statement, which he said had been based on a field report indicating "a major breakthrough".

He added: "There is indeed no reason to play politics with the precious lives of the students. The number of those still missing is not the issue now as the life of every Nigerian is very precious."

5) I scaled National Assembly Gate to Save Our Democracy – Hon. Femi Gbajabiamila



Femi Gbajabiamila, House of Representatives Minority Leader, was one of the lawmakers who scaled the National Assembly gate during the pandemonium that took place at the premises last month.

Speaking on the incident via a statement signed by his research and media assistant, Gbajabiamila stated that he climbed over the gate to save democracy.

'What happened in the National Assembly yesterday will forever live in infamy. I never thought I would see the day when I would be forced to go over the assembly gates where I work to gain access into the chambers. But then our democracy has to be saved…

It was pretty clear the presidency in spite of a court injunction wanted to do something sinister and illegal.

They perfected the plot to stop the Speaker and the opposition leader from gaining entry. My members were already in chambers waiting for me to come in so as to provide leadership and direction. Most of them had gone over the gate too. I had to do the needful to save our democracy. We thank God we foiled their evil machinations. We will continue to be vigilant.'





Video Credits: Channels TV




4) 'You are a houseboy and a cultist' - Femi Fani-Kayode to Governor Amaechi



In a facebook post titled “THE POT-BELLIED CREEK HARAMITE AND HIS DIRECT THREAT”,Femi Fani-Kayode slammed Governor Amaechi calling a houseboy and a cultist.

He stated

'It is time for the President to take off the kid gloves and put this pot-bellied little monkey in his place. Once a houseboy, always a houseboy. Once a cult member always a cult member. Once a peasant, always a peasant.

If Rotimi and his Haramite friends are looking for trouble then we should give it to them in full measure. It would be a pleasure. Anytime a cockroach shows it's head it ought to be crushed'




3) 'Stealing is not corruption' - President Goodluck Jonathan



Nigeria is regarded as one of the most corrupt nations in the world. This should be no news but, what is however news is when this particular statement was credited to the Nation’s Commander-in-Chief, President Goodluck Jonathan that “There is no corruption but mere stealing in Nigeria” during a Presidential Media Chat.

That statement was not only alarming, upsetting and disquieting. It was simply terrifying. I tried finding an excuse for the President, but to no avail. Let's give it to him that he meant to say something different. Are we not too generous here?

Back to the subject matter, maybe the President was right after all. But come to think of it, what is the difference between corruption and stealing? Are they not the same?

Are they? Maybe the English Dictionary can help us out. Stealing “simply means to take something that belongs to someone else illegally or without the owner’s permission”. While “corruption refers to dishonest exploitation of power/resources for personal gain”. The underlying meaning in both words is dishonest acquisition.

Tiff na Tiff, simple.



2) 'President Jonathan is like Jesus Christ' - Doyin Okupe



The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Public Affairs, Dr. Doyin Okupe also faced severe criticism for comparing President Goodluck Jonathan with Jesus Christ.

Speaking during a live breakfast show on Channels Television, the presidential aide said Jonathan had borne the nation’s problems and woes on his shoulders in the same way that Jesus Christ had always carried the burden of Christians all over the world.

“There are political issues. People do not understand the burden this particular President is bearing. He is like Jesus Christ. He (Jonathan) is bearing the burden of everybody.”



Video Credits: Channels TV







1) 'There is God o!... Na only you waka come' - Patience Jonathan

And of course this list cannot be complete without the famous “There is God o!... Na only you waka come?” quote by the Nigerian First lady.

Nigerians designed viral video edits on Facebook, Twitter and instagram with images including T-shirts and caricature of wife of the Nigerian President, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, to mock her for speaking pidgin English while addressing Mrs Asabe Aliyu Kwarmbula, the Principal of Government Girls Secondary School, Chibok, Borno State over the abducted 234 students of the school at a press briefing.

“Principal… na only you waka come okay, when the first lady is calling you, come I want to help you, I want to help you find your missing child, will you keep quiet? Chai, chai, chai there is God o, the blood we’re sharing, there is God o, there is God o…!” she said, bursting into tears.




There you have it, NigerianEye's Top 10 ridiculous quotes of 2014.

Can you remember any other outrageous quote by a top placed Nigerian individual in 2014?

Please kindly share in the comments section below, and it will be added among worthy mentions, with the credits given to you.

P.S: Original/undiluted quotes only.

SOURCE

kennosklint:
Na dat one cause am make he nor win africa best once 4 he life...

Dude. Do you have to be so mean?

Osinbajo.

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Yeah right!.

The same Federal Government, whose head flew in with his entourage to "Pay condolences".

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dabriggs: Hyundai is SouthKorean and not Chinese. Their main Korean competitior is Kia. The name Hyundai is taken to mean ''Modern'' or ''Modernity''. The name is pronounced ''hiyon-day'' and not ''ha-yon-dai" as most people pronounce it.
Over the years the car has come to strongly compete with Toyota which is taken to be the most trusted brand by Nigerians. However ''Trust'' is a thing of choice and experience. Trust is slowly but surely being built into the Hyundai brands as the years go by. People have realised that they are affordable and give or take if bought new, a car can serve upto 5 years before giving regular issues. It is expected that with increasing patronage, available financing and available technical service provision, the sales will continue to increase.

People will continue to prefere Toyota to Honda and Honda to Hyundai and Kia. This is because Toyota has been aboe to win the trust of Nigerians. Regarding durability and ruggedity it is difficult to say. Go online and type in the following ''problem with, " and put in the name of any car.You will see that all cars have issues. All of them!

KIA and Hyundai are not competitors, they are brand names for the same company.

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Today, Nigeria set her foot in the sands of time, making history and making the whole of Africa proud by Producing the First-ever World Bank President from Africa. Our own daughter-of-the-soil Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala is to direct world economy. As from today Nigeria will have a greater say in the World Bank, and consequently the vision 2020 will now become a more visible possibility for Nigeria.

Latest reports reaching us in the early hours of today revealed that. Dr. Jim Yong Kim, a South Korea-born, naturalised American and President Barack Obama’s nominee who was a strong contender for the post yesterday night withdrew from the race to become the new world Bank president sighting fears of him being not capable for the position, due to personal issues that he's currently facing with his family.


Kim, who is the President (Vice-Chancellor) of Dartmouth College, New Hampshire and reputed as a global expert on health matters. said "Its sad to admit it, but i must say this is the end of the road for me now, i have to be accountable for what goes on in my home first before i direct world affairs"

In an unexpected development, Jose Antonio Ocampo, former finance minister of Colombia and the Ngozi's other opponent declared on National Televison, RCN TV that he has decided to step down for Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, therefore she became the only candidate for world bank precidency.

she will now take over from current President, Robert B. Zoellick

In a phone call conversation with newsmen in the early hours of today, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala couldnt hide her joy in what she described as "Destiny finally fulfilled"

"I have a God who never fails, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob never fails me. i am so happy" she said

http://www.nigerianeye.com/2012/04/breaking-news-ngozi-okonjo-iweala-named.html