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Don't you just get tired of your partner sometimes, and just want to explore more excitement in your life?! "Same old, same old!" But be careful! Do not cheat with someone who he/she might know, a co-worker's or a classmate('s friend). 1.If you live with your partner it's going to be a little harder. Your partner is always snooping in your cell phone, so try changing your new lovers' name to your best buddy's name and a dot at the end( ex. John. ), this way you will remember who it is and your partner might just ignore it. Text or call only when he/she's not around. 2.Never bring he/she at your house, no matter what, make excuses, like - you live with your roommates, or one of your siblings and that is really messy at your place. Your new lover might visit you uninvited. Ask if it's ok to hang out at her/his place, or in the park, mall, somewhere. 3.Act like nothing is happening, be nice to your partner, buy her flowers, show him/her that you really care about your partner, tell him/her you love them (If you really want to cheat). 4.Try not to make too many excuses to your partner, too many might catch his/her attention. Make excuses like, I'm playing Halo with my friends, playing sports, or you're going out drinking with your friends. But don't worry, you can make as many excuses as you want to your new lover- you have nothing to lose anyhow. 5.Do not spend too much money with your new lover! Again, it gives your partner a red flag. If you do spend some, withdraw money from your bank and use cash; tell your partner you needed cash to get some food at work or paid your friend some money that you owed. Don't pay with your credit/debit card, he/she might be able to see in your bank statement, that you were dining at a restaurant. 6.If you met your new lover on a website, you better look on your left side of the screen, click on the first star you see, it'll come up as favorites, click on your history and delete the link from the dating website everytime you visit it. 7.Always make sure you know what your saying to your partner or your new lover, and do not appear confused! Make your lies as close to the truth as possible! (ex. Remember that movie we watched last weekend.) 8.If you do get caught, do not admit it! Even if he/she says "I have proof!", or that they will not care if you at least tell them the truth. Bullsh*t!! She/he will get mad at you and probably break up with you |
inurmind: Dont people understand that the same emotion u and the university students are using to say ''burn those houses'', ''burn the leader'' is the same the perpertrators used to kill the victims?istrael choose to live in peace today by eradicating palestina evil by evil, the law of moses simply the best,not the one jesus lay down on forgiveness, Jesus was born of holy spirit and not human like us, eveil for evil jooh |
kilimanjaro: na thunder go kill you!I say big Amen to this, thunder will kill shymexx within seven days for his stupidity post |
An eyes for an eyes is the solution for Nigeria, boko haram powers are low now due to eyes for eyes,soldiers shooting boko haram and their northerners partners harboring them, no more armnesty," shoot an arrow, reply with a bullet" if no war, peace won't emerge. If reprisal attack took place, goverment will respond but they keep silent, our government will keep postponing matters till they forget everything |
Reprisal attack is the best way student can't het justice, even if the entire village got kill, I will not pity them, they deserve original reprisal attacks because I am a student too and this could happened to any body.KILL THEM ALL jooh |
Good move by students,which the entire commnunity was set ablazed |
This is a game of two fight elephants, the grass will surely suffered, I pity those civilian but with the recent happening in the north, the northern civilian should have helped provide information leading to boko haram hideout,every covers as it pot, their children are bringing curse,tribulations,crises on them while they are silent treating the issues, the effect are falling on the innocent ones, forgotten boko haram are target of innocent christians, now they are troubling peace making soldiers, naija soldiers no dey hear fight |
If this news is true, I will budget money for drinks and offer friends love peddlers to Bleep while I pay their bills, I will celebrate and drinks my life! And also dance kukere and azonto, I don dey pray for thunder to strike and kill shekau for over many months now This news really worth celebrating |
ULSHERLAN: E-weed eletronic or eletricuted weed? |
How much is bold 2 |
ogugua88: Women should pay close attention to numbers 1, 5, and 6. Men should pay attention to numbers 4, 4, and 4. Oh, also number 4.which yeye attention, 70% of nigeria marriagess head to divorce, why marriagge is over rated, na pikin the koko |
The topic is deceiving it should have been" Lagos won't allow other plate numbers to operate commercial purpose" |
This is a good move by lagos, if you have to use any vehicle for commercial purpose in lagos, they must be registered with lagos and inter state vehicle on commercial purpose will go to their park only, he is not mandatory this on private vehicle |
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eletronic or eletricuted weed?