₦airaland Forum

freecocoa: Your fada, hilldiot.

no go pour sand inside my garri!I think say freecocoa means freetoto so I go fit sharpen my prick wella for incase of incasity like dem dey talk for high school, me love toto die

freecocoa: Oboy na wa o, I know the take their tax issues serious but isn't what he paid just too much?

freetoto, wetin dey haPpen now, you bi dey hungry me to nak akpako but you were found missing

I hope say the girl no go commit suicide, chai, the babe na really badluck because if she had stay, the guy wouldn't have win the jackpot

Totodike have finally ruin his name with a song after many years of turning deaf ears to people advice, arrogant with weed not good for people,now her song have been killing the nation, tonto dikey, another aluu in nigerian, hope she has been arrested too

I do not see reason why all these work, the truth is we learn divorced from the white, now we are in photocopy of what oyinbo do era,even married woman now on tattoo of boobs, financial problem occured in old days and yet they live till death pull them apart. Computer world change the story, even little fight, the next is court! Divorces,Terrorist,Suicide Bombers,economic meltdown and Hi/Aids all start with from abroad and they rule africa while Nigeria end up becoming headquarters to keep bad things

Wetin boys no fit do for money making, boys must drink, Bleep,eat and pay girlfriend constantly and if one person packs all, another person estort part its, them for dey rob politicians ,not hardworking innocent citizen, me tire for dis country ja re!

Akpors who is a boss interviewed 4 girls for a Secretary position.

He asked the
same question to each one of
them. And the question was:
A woman has lips in two different
places on her body, what is the
difference between the two lips?

1st Girl: One is hairy, the other
isn't.
Boss: Ok, Good!

2nd Girl: One can talk but the other
can't.
Boss: That's better

3rd Girl: One is vertical and other is horizontal.
Boss: Hmmmm...Very clever

4th Girl: One is for me to use and
the other is for my boss.
Akpors: You are hired!

Three friends Akpors, Rukewe and Oghene decided to go for a picnic.
Rukewe packs the picnic basket with
drinks and sandwiches. Oghene carried the basket and they set out for
the park 10km away.
It takes them 2 hours to get there.
When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches. After checking around, Oghene found out that Rukewe did
not pack the bottle opener. They then begged Akpos to make the 4 hour trip
to and fro for the opener. He disagreed. ''You'll finish the sandwiches before I return,'' Akpos protested.
''No we won't'', assured Rukewe.
After some more cajoling from them, Akpos reluctantly sets out for the opener.

After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpors. They decided to wait for another 3 hours. Still no sign of Akpors.
Oghene and Rukewe after waiting on Akpors for more than 8 hours were by
now very hungry so they decided to
take one sandwich each.
As they were about to eat, Akpors pops
out from behind a rock screaming: ''I
KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN''!!!

Akpos was riding in the back of
his limousine when he saw a
man
eating grass by the roadside.
He ordered his driver to stop and
he
got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?"
he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for
food,"
the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four
children..."
"Bring them along!"
Akpos said.
They all climbed into the
limousine. As they were going,
the
poor fellow said: "Sir, you are too
kind. Thank you
for taking all of us in."
Akpos replied, "No, you don't
understand. The grass
at my house is over five feet tall it
will be enough for all of your
family members!

If I was given 24 hrs to spend,I will withdraw all my money in account, give 10% to beggers then I will first of all go drink beers, sleep and wake up, Bleep my babe tired, take energy drinks, Bleep different love peddlers as long as I can, take when about one hour left, will start praying in church badly

bokohalal: The law actually allows you to kill in defence of your live,family and property but not in a situation were you had already disarmed and arrested the intruder.

Boko haram, you talks sensen are you ABu Halal?

nifemi01: That's a nice suggestion by fashola.
Here is mine though, howabout u start moving around also with just two or three cars instead of the usual motorcade comprising over 10 cars.

even if fashola is flying with 10 Aeroplanes, everything he said here is to assist the citizen and of health beneficiary to us and not him, No wonder those in villages live longer than those in city because they have more access to walking than us, walking boost health, it reduce your pot belly,burnt callories,reduce sugar and make your coconut head works better, it makes you fit and able to go 3 rounds of sex , not the quick one round which you will release within 2 minutes and sleep off like baby, walks away your sorry and not putting your anus in car all day

They should have been some thorough monitoring, thank God nairaland has exposed, maybe they will do something about it , Na from nairaland Naija war go star

Why not wait for your life to wreck in the relationship first, by that time, you will never be the one to walk away, she will personally walk away after she wreck it but if you walk away now for better life, you will lose the kisses and torches that will wreck your life" if a life is never wreck in one relationship, he will never know the value of the next relationship"

River state are bad people and some area in lagos which could do similar are things are fadeyi,eko idumota,obalende,surulere should learn lesson from this, area which are full of thug, criminals and illiterate people are the area that lynch compatriot, all these people are giving nigeria bad names and they should be beaten and burn in public for nigerians to witness their death and as prove that justice has been done by the nation, their ashes should be put in bottle and lock in cell forever as lesson to others burnings their compatriots, who among them is holy self and why police are still making them fresh

I laugh so tay, mess comot for my anus

Biggyd2: And we expect this country to move forward

we willl push them forward by force by fire, nigeria engined don knocked down patapata

Cameroon administrative causes problem, corruption are killing them too like nigerians, Eto was quite right, their was atimes eto was the one who paid 2000 dollars bonuses from his personal pocket to players like himself, if the government have been true and fair, the cameroon what it takes to finish cape verde with 3 goals margin

Girls are the worst living creature of earth, the only good things about them is Bleep, even within themselves, they jealous and keep hatred, osaze could be friend with taiye taiwo but in case of girls only beautiful girls flock together and ugly girls goes other part too

Beg ordinary women for wedding, I will never do that I swear, as long as I know her beauty will fade an another woman will develop fast fast,if she can't be serious, she shouldn't bother wasting her time, I can marry at 30-40-50 and even remarry at 60-70, as long as business keep going, young girls will keep begging, no wedding no car, I will automatically cancel the wedding myself and if all entire family beg me, I will say No, tufiakar

I never thought or dream of polygamy, one wife and one husband, cheating on young girls who need cash, even if I become the richest in the world, still down to one woman,never seen a man with two wives in our entire families and relatives, maybe because they made up of christian, so polygamy is an abomination to me, I must be a good cheater beccause no way for polygamy in my life, Never

obowunmi: Why cheat if you can marry as many wives as you like?

A growing number of Nigerian women lack self-esteem and confidence, so they won't leave. Plus where is she going with no job and three kids? Which new man wants a woman with baggage?

Save yourself the headache and marry as many wives as you like. Polygamy is not illegal in Nigeria. If you have money and treat them right, all the women will know about each other and will stay put.

@OP: your suggestions are for POOR boys (tell me if someone like Jide Adenuga get three girlfriends, which of the girls wan commot if he cheats on them? - them no fit.)

you are talking of your own perspective of Nigerian brain view, imagined what happened to tiger wood when he cheated, cheating with wife is kinda different from sleeping with 3 girlfriends for fun, cheat only term with committed relationship or wife and not fun girl,so use your brain box wisely

I never knew he was in jail, I just read more now from good and wikipedia, so sad for Godwin with all his statue and wealth, him no fit go Bleep ashewo like C. Ronaldo.Toto don send ham for prison