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This one na 18 years old break up

She left after she finished my account, it took her 3 years to dealt wit it

onila o! If you like bump like water or bomb like boko haram, time dey go na him lord dey talk. . Let that your ass and legs stick to one lane or have you forget the story of cgpa man and the online pussy, hope your case won't be like that, the man who see his future after fucking pussy, and wanting to run away from pussy, he has forget the pussy have shown light to his future, instead make him worship the toto, he bring am for nairaland for mockery, i just pray yours won't be like that

i'm sure if the girl have asked you to withdraw from school before you sex her, you will not think twice, you go don withdraw, you no go don come here they shout 3rd and 1st class, whether na carpenter, na him you go dey learn now. Na GOD know but the girl mumu give you toto first, you nak toto finish, you remember say cgpa dey for your wardrope, one go bi lesson for onila because her nyansh too no stay one place, make her story no bi like this girl too because the pikin, wey dem teach 4 home wey no hear, na outside dem go teach am come

Your friend case small, i have been original mugu,if i swear on what i did to ex girlfriend, you people will pity and even some nairaland will cry for me, me being a bad boy is not ordinary, i suffered from ex girlfriend no bi, i was one of the greatest mugu, she drain my life even my friend talk said my case worst than the person they used juju for, thank GOD bad boy has made me a better version,i can not be 100% good any more, i suffer for funmi hand o, na GOD go judge her, na she turn my goodboy to badboy

You know wetin dem dey call awaiting Result, the answer will keep saying,RESULT NEVER COME, You still dey O.Y.O oyo lo wa

How to cheat
1. Change your partner name to someone like John
2. Stop keeping text messages except the one with male friend alone or Network advert
3.Always have your phone in vibration and explain to your girlfriend you are allergic to sound
4.Make sure your phone is in pocket anytime you are with her

Hotie Tima:
don't look now

please do it quick,change it fast for God sake, Don't cause trouble here, I am begging ,

onila:
this is why I love Nigerian men. .they can throw money, damn!

An LV shoe, Black Berry Porsche, Ipad and Mac Book. Chai, better man! Hehehehe!

Onila of a girl, you are typical original naija girl, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that your mouth don wide

Hotie Tima:
aww did i insult how? when? coz i don't remember doing so too

Please change that pic on your profile, it is pornographic, I can see the colour of the undes

rokiatu:

stop dulling the games, let's play the Card together, you might be the lucky one, don't judge me by the cover

Yield is not Yielding any result here

If this poster lie,then igbo have been sold

E  be like say GEJ no dey hear words" Dem warn  fowl make im no go for dustbin place, im dey complain say dem no wan make im chop food"Wetin GEJ dey fine for Aboki land, make him leave then Boko A Ram alone, because if wahala happen now. na our neck im go put trouble

Dyt:
wale

Mama Wale, I beg no vex

I think say na only me notice am. I bi no one talk so dem no go say na everything wey I see ,I dey talk

Dyt:
ignorance dey say

dem don reach here

Goldieluks:

Ode! Have you taken your ogogoro shots this morning?

I don't have your time this morning, learn to show respect, i may be your future husband, but if pickin pretend to die, then im mama self go pretend to bury am, as for this morning, I yanfun you for God, I no want wahala or else Hunchback go beat disable die this morning

Goldieluks:
I totally disagree with this generalisation bullshiit, OP get your facts right, with your motor boy english!

Have you taken your injection this morning?

Warning,All Northerners on nairaland should not put on pink or red cloths because this might frustrate Boko A ram on valentine day and may launch attack with anoyance when they see people walking on Pink cloths or top,Pink already look bloody and this might contribute to them launching attack

You can Bleep your girls at home but don't take them to hotel in Northerners, Boko haram can launch attack anywhere in the north.

As for the western part of Nigeria, you are 100% safe, you can have sex in front of BRT,nothing do you? You can wear complete Red, you are free, if you like Bleep on top of tree or on 3rd mainland bridge, no ones will stop and you can use your condom as balloon ,carry am go anywhere you like,even fashola self go dey busy with wife,kai go dey bleep too and trust Nigeria police, they will be found with ashewo in brothel,no arrest will occur for over doing in Lagos

But as per eastern: Be careful of militants because you can be kidnap for 3 days and you may be ask to pay 1 Million for celebrating valentine, don't go close to Niger Delta Militant arena because GEJ have not pay them their amnesty agreement but as per other eastern side you are free to have sex anywhere and hold your gift tight from warri boys because dem that one go collect your gift finish by force and them go wait for police,if police come, na you wey get gift them go still arrest o

onila:
dumbass 419 nigerian men

Onila of a girl, I suspect you might have been taking indian hemp

Hausa should be careful because Ibadan, Lagos will start attack, We will never fold arm and be looking like Ibo mumu, 1 millions Ibo already died in last 3 years and are kill by  Hausa in the name of Boko-A-Ram, I am disappointed in Ibo,if Hausa attack Soyinka in the name of Boko is a A ram, we will kills 5 millions Hausa in reprisal attack

rokiatu:
How is that ur headache? Do u think having a gf or bf is everything in life?


Fu cked up mentality I tell you.

don't be like your sister who want to remain lonely, a woman who have everything but no man is an incomplete wo-man, for a woman to be complete, their must be a man according to bible, i have told to come to me, i will give you rest but you betray my love for you, i do not want argue with you, you days are number, i'm not resting on your case

*You did not remember CGPA when you are searching for babe online
*you did not remember cgpa when you invited for real
*you did not remember cpga when you putting your prick inside toto
*you don Bleep finish, you clean mouth then enter wahala,come here dey cry
*you don't know fornication ruins future, you are yet to see anything, take your bible and ask for forgiveness, cut your dick off according to bible if it will lead you to seen, devil still rule in you

1. Cheating- about 75% of Nigeria girls cheat,they are perfectly good in head games,they store guys name with female names and also calling sugar daddy their uncle,they can play guys for years without getting caught.

2. Food- 95% girls are hungry lion, they can eat copse, don't mistakes them with MrBiggs, They will eat and also take away, they can lost themselves when its come to food, they don't jokes with bone after eating turkey and they are never ashame on food matter

3. sex-if you are not good in sex, never start a relationship with Nigeria girls, getting them on bed for the first time maybe hard, but immediately they sex you once, you have sign death warrant because they will always demand for sex all time

4. selfishness-99% of them are selfish, send credit of 500 either they call you with 1 minutes to say thank you or they flash back,they are like insurance, you pay, pay, pay are you will never get anything in return

5.  Amebo(gossip)-This is their culture,they jealous themselves and condemn those beautiful than them,they can gossip from morning to night,they talks more than parrot

6. Nollywood and yoruba movie is not something to write about when it comes to naija girls,they always sit in front television when they are less busy

7. Unsatisfy shoe and cloths, even if they have 100 shoes at home, they are never satisfy, they will still want to buy more. excuse they give is all the colour must match

I am very confuse if these are happening to my fellow nairaland guys,girls may be cheap or hard to get but what baffle me is why they always think of settle down whenever they found themselves in relationship, my girlfriend and my reserve girlfriend both want to settle down, the same happening to most of my friends in relationship. I have been enjoying relationship for the past but this settling down news ringing on my hear may jeopardize the relationship,me no get time for yamayama talks because i'm afraid of spending money i'm suppose to be taking to clubs,beer palour on child at the moment or make one wife come dey disturb me for money for soup or time wey i go enter house, why can't these ladies be patient till men are ready

Hotie Tima:
y not feel sorry for ur self first

u don't even have a girlfriend wat a loser u are Mr

Who told you I don't have? I have at least two beautiful girlfriends, one main girlfriend and another reserve girlfriend in Ikotun plus ashewos hang over around the clubs.

Why marry me, I no marry you causes fight between Bestjon50 and Rokiatu

Dickson