₦airaland Forum

dalaman:
They never heal known figures only arranged actors.

Staged miracles

Pastors don't also heal burn victims.

If your body was burnt in a fire, God can't help you. God doesn't do burnt offerings anymore

zionmade1:
Get out
I should go and snap d cheque.
He announces it in d presence of thousands of people and its a lie and redeemed or d people they claim to pay tithe dnt come out and say so.
Go to hell and believe wat u want since u also have evidence that they dnt pay tithe
Sons and daughters of belial

Pastors don't lie Abi?

dalaman:
Heal children with down syndrome.

They couldn't even heal either Buhari or Yar Adua. Is God afraid of healing Muslim presidents?

Pastafarian:
yeah bro, there's still over half of the year left for our medic to spill more nonsense that only laymen can spill

that guy's dumbness scares me

Lwkmd. I'm sure he claimed to be a doctor in order to get some science cred when arguing

hahn:
I don't think this is as foolish as when he said the brain sleeps

And I am sure we are in for even dumber statements. The year is still young

The year is looking good. I predict that kingebuka will make an even dumber statement before the year runs out

cardoso514:
They also tithe

To who? Themselves?

Junia:
How did you find out ??

2 different Pentecostal church members told me

zionmade1:
OP stop saying wat u dnt know.
Ibiyeome tithes to Pst Oyedepo
Pst Oyedepo tithes to Pst Adeboye who in turn tithes to a pastor abroad
Pst Chris tithes to pst benny hinn and so on
Dnt open ur mouth and say wat u dnt know

Lies.

Where is the proof for what you are saying. It means that Oyedepo pays millions to adeboye every sunday or monthly?

1. Give women bigger breasts and yansh. So many of my Christian sisters have to surgically enhance their ukwu.

2.Give older men strong €rections. So many men rely on viagra and other aphrodisiacs just to enjoy thier God given right to explore the Congo and plant their seeds.

3. Regrow limbs. Amputees never die grow their limbs back in churches. Christian musician, Ayefele has been on wheelchair for years.

4. Deflect Boko harm bombs. So many churches in the birth have been bombed by the Boko boys. If only pastors learnt ode-eshi ( bullet and bomb blocking juju) jazz from the holy spirit.


5. Turn atheists into believers. Jesus convinced doubting Thomas that he was not a ghost but a zombie. Jesus preached to many and turned them into sheep followers. Why can't these pastors deal with these nairaland infidels that call themselves atheists?

felixomor:
Sorry my sister
Sickle cell is not a "natural" disease", it has a cause
Zika also is a sexually transmitted infection, it has a cause

No disease is 'natural"

No disease is natural?

The most foolish statement of the year and we have not even reached the middle of the year.


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felixomor aren't you supposed to be a doctor?

felixomor:
You answer my question first
And for the sake of your ignorance, there is no "natural" disease
The worst u can have is what is what we medically term "idiopathic" (unknown cause)

So leave that hogwash and answer the question

Take the sickle cell disease, is that a natural reaction to the malaria parasite?

Is that not a natural disease that gets passed on genetically?



Or the Zika virus that makes babies have conical heads if the mosquitoes bite their mom's in Brazil? Is thstvnot natural?

I just found out that some pastors do not tithe despite telling their congregation to tithe.

Does your pastor tithe? If not, then why doesn't he tithe?


I need answers please!

felixomor:
You are yet to answer my question
You just said God is wicked for giving a smoking mother a child
And I ask should he make the mother barren?
Seeing that smoking is a risk for the innocent child?

Yes or No
Please, no stories

See dodging!


You think we didn't notice how you avoided the birth defects that are natural? Who is to blame for that one if not God?

malvisguy212:
good you admits God exit, now, can a spirit die ?

You are right. Spirits can't die in the truest sense.

What is dead may never die.


But spirits can be banished from both the spiritual and physical realms with the use of spiritual powers.

God is dead

felixomor:
I only defined nonsense for ( someone else)
No accusation was made
Your conscience seems to be troubling u

Were you not making accusations? Are you not lying? See your comment below

felixomor:
Nonsense is the art of creating multiple false profiles and monikers just for the purpose of trolling religious people on social media.
Its also cowardice

onyenze123:
Blaming God or the mother won't change the fact that the poor baby will probably suffer for the rest of his life.

If you want to play the blame game, I will blame the mother for being irresponsible and God who is all knowing for "putting" that child in her womb to suffer defects and disabilities.


The question is can God save the baby who is innocent?

If he can, and he doesn't what does it say about his all-loving nature?

Can the mother be blamed for all genetic diseases?


What about the defects caused by Zika virus? How can one avoid mosquitoes in Brazil? Both rich and poor have fallen.


What about heart syndrome in babies? Not only is the cause unknown, even healthy mothers do have babies with such defect.

felixomor:
Nonsense is the art of creating multiple false profiles and monikers just for the purpose of trolling religious people on social media.
Its also cowardice

Accusations without evidence.


It is natural for people like you to use as hominem when you have no argument left

felixomor:
Hehehehe, says the nairaland scientist.
If I start explaining now, before u know, u will change topic to Ayefele.....
Go ahead and list them

I am waiting.

Hypoplastic Left Heart Syndrome

felixomor:
I hope i am not replying the same person

Paranoia

felixomor:
Not the baby
For example. A mother smoking during pregnancy resulting in a child with birth defects,
Will u blame God for that.?
Lets even assume u want to blame God,
Does that mean there is no God?
If I decide to blame you for my problems,
Does that mean that u dont exist?

Some birth defects occur naturally. Don't be obtuse.

modelmike7:
I talk based on reality sis!

But your God is dead!

Doesn't Nigeria look like a godless, God forsaken dump?

stormfather:

are you speaking from experience? Does your pastor preach under the influence?

modelmike7:
A living foolish dead man talking obviously!!

Did you ever learn the meaning of "oxymoron" in school?

OtemAtum:
Souls don't die, they live on and on, but they can be changed from one realm of consciousness to the other. Yahweh is currently held in a spiritual prison and he shall be there for 1000years for the development of the brains of Africans to be fully developed. Once again, souls (energies) don't die, but can be transformed from one form to another.

God blew himself up with a soul bomb. You could say that he was an omnipotent suicide bomber.

Demmzy15:
I thought it was 77 virgins? Wait what's the exact number of virgins? You people just keep concocting any number of virgins that suits you!!!

Lemme list Christian terrorist groups for you:

1. Lord Resistance Army(Uganda): Their leader wants to establish a nation which rules by the 10 commandments. Responsible for over 100,000 deaths, this is more than what Boko Haram and ISIS have killed altogether.

2. Teiping Rebellion which lead to the death of over 70 million people.

3. We currently have Christian terrorists in Tripura and Nagaland killing Muslims and Hindus!

4. Mr. Jones, a pastor in the United States convinced 907 people to commit suicide. Can you imagine?!

You are a very sick human being.

When Muslims kill and behead Christians, you are nowhere to be seen in the threads. When Muslims imprison atheists, you are nowhere to be seen.

You are now jumping like frog up and down because you finally have a case of Christians killing Muslims.


The main issue is that Christians and atheists are quick to condemn massacres done by their adherents. They even go as far as fighting against terrorists within their religion. Different American churches fought against the lords resistance army in Uganda if I remember correctly. But with Muslims like you, some of you like to twist and dodge.

For instance, when an atheist was sentenced to prison for blasphemy, a lot of Muslim comments were ambiguous- they didn't want to outrightly condemn the sentencing because they would have to admit that the atheist has a right to blaspheme- freedom of expression.

Yahweh committed suicide.

He was lonely and created angels. The angels betrayed hI'm and were sent to hell.

He was lonely and created human beings. They betrayed him with the forbidden fruit.

The problem is that no one truly understands an omnipotent being. It s not easy being a god.


Also, the other gods hate him for claiming that he is the one true god.

Yahweh was so lonely.

Too long. Simple summary:

Why some educated people believe religious nonsense

1. They were radically brainwashed to believe in their God from a young age

2) Greed. The thought of enjoying heaven or paradise after their lives are over is appealing.

3. Greed part 2. The thought of getting blessings (e.g. tithing and doubling the tithe in rewards) is also appealing.

4. Conformity. Most people believe in God, why should I be different?

AccidentalGenius:
so as a married man, you believe your wife should do as you please at all times, because you are the head?
are you familiar with the word "dictator"?

DICKtator

Kingebuka forgets that the bible was written by men and the prophet in it were men.

Man created religion and god

What's happening?