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Tetrahedron:
Seun you have to educate people working for you especially lalasticlala, he seems to be the culprit here

Bro, this is Nigeria. Who do you report to? Even the guys at animal protection are hungry. Nigeria is like a jungle where anything goes, as long as survival is determined.
So my friend, I'll suggest you save yourself the stress and imminent headache trying to educate us about such, maybe next generation Nigerians. But you see this particular set? Especially this Buhari era set of Nigerians, your case is D.O.A. Forgerrit

gambus007:
Bro, is not expensive to maintain if you have good mechanic and reasonable sparepart seller however get VCDS scanner or Delphi to avoid try and error. sparepart seller will never give u honest opinion. Read from 1 to current page that will shape your decision.
https://www.nairaland.com/810561/audi-volkswagen-issues-resolution-thread

Thank you so much

greatstephenho:
sorry which year Volkswagen is that?

2010

greatstephenho:
I would like us to chat on WhatsApp,there things I need to ask you about the car. 08034783992

Okay

gambus007:
Is better you look for someone else to give you good opinion. I called this guy to ask him some questions about Volkswagen mk5 especially the price of engine and DSG in case of any issue. He got angry saying i should channel my question to person who sold engine to me..I had no intention of buying engine or gearbox..all i wanted was the cost of maintenance of the car and to make him my customer as per i stay in Abuja.Better you consult professional Mechanic(Volkswagen) to give you better advice if is for you to pay little fees. Note: He quoted 25k for fuel pump which i got from someone else at 15k. If you are in Lagos go to itira international market get alot of contact for good and cheaper sparepart.

Thanks alot for your input bro. Someone is telling me VW is expensive to maintain. I'm just trying to look before I leap.

I need your honest opinion. Not as a VW parts seller, but as someone who is well informed about VW. I'm about to make purchase for a registered 2010 VW passat. What are the challenges I should like be prepared for with regards maintenance?

How much last, and where is your location ??

Paradoxically, snakes are really beautiful creatures

I guess mine is pretty obvious and self explanatory.
Where is that real niggarrrr, Slawormir?
Damnnn niggarrrr, as a real niggarrr you need to come and explain the inspiration behind your name to other real niggarrrs today, twice on a Monday.

chatinent:
One afternoon after returning from work so fatigued, I had to take a nap (nap turned to a real four hours sleep). I woke up during eventide and felt like getting fruits myself by the roadside just about a stone-throw from my place.
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As I was moving, sth just told me cucumber will be ideal, therefore, I had to cross to the other side of the road to get it.
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I was heading home and that same sth in my head that has been advising me since I woke up opined that it's suggesting I buy groundnuts to eat the cucumbers along. It also spiced everything in my head once like: 'after the buying of the groundnut and you reach home, why not just put the cucumber in the fridge to chill a little, then enjoy it with the groundnut.' Well, it seemed nice. I had to go back to get groundnuts.
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Now, this was where the problem started.
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I thought about not coming outside again so I wanted to get everything that will definitely keep me indoors. I bought some fried meat and kpomo. Waiting for my balance, I was thinking whilst searching for other things I likely will need.
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I bin dey reason wetin I wan use step down those things I don tanda. I was like '..should I buy this Zero Coke or Hollandia Yogurt or should..' I was interrupted by seeing Sop (short for Sopuruchi) closeby who's 1. Has always pestered me to know where I stay, 2. I don't like her way of life, coupled with fact that she was ready to just come, come dey swallow kpomo anyhow with toothpick without conscience. Personally too, I'm not the sort who brings anyone to my place and dont like unauthorized visits.
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She's so self-centered that before you say Jack, she's uncorked one Heneiken and flushed it down her throat, and still be talking rubbish with you between mouthfuls of more swallowed beef. She's well known for that. Believe me bro, I've seen her attack sb so I took cover and I wasn't ready to overspend (when salary no go even come until two weeks later).
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I walked then entered into a close there. God so kind, an uncompleted building (duplex) was adjacent with gates opened so I stood there and remembered I had to call a friend I promised I'd call a day before.
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I dailed the number relaxed on a wall stamping a foot repeatedly. I could hear some noise the other side of the building: maybe they were partying I thought.
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As the phone was still connecting, ha, I was just hearing another strange noise. I thought my ears where deceiving and resounding the stamping of my foot more loudly. Nna eh, chains were beginning to hit together and the ground shaking like sth was about to collapse.
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O crazy me, I bent down to the ground as if to hear if the ground was mumbling till it barked! It was a dog! No be bingo, I mean a DOG! If you see how big this dog was!
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I swiftly started climbing the [uncompleted] staircase to save my life from this fat-headed brutal merciless lion-type dog. It dived at my leg (oh my cool leg)... but a chain stopped it from reaching the first floor where I mounted.
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I didn't even realise sth initially; the music stopped playing. I didn't take notice. I dey up there (feeling I defeated the dog), I bent and poured some sand as ' talk bark to the hand' abi was it to scare it? Dog was just gnashing its teeth looking at me. I even did ntoor to it. I decided to urinate on it cos I thought it wouldn't understand a middle finger. Of course, I spat at the asshole. That wasn't all. I take stone dey stone the dog until I turned around to meet many seated human beings looking at me (I mean very many people) who was attending a burial adjacent the wall; the MISDEEMED PARTY.
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Chai, I wished I could just disappear that day. I was like 'father lord, just take my soul.' I couldn't go down and nowhere to hide. The MC was even on MIC like: 'Please, young man.., hello young man, yes you, we'll like you to come down as we'll like to continue please. ' Na me come mumu come signal am (cos he wouldn't hear me if I talked from there) make e come close and told him my ordeal. The mumu MC carry MIC announce am say who get dog over the building to go shift am say 'to help this innocent stranded young man' there. People laughed me die. Just imagine a very tall cute light-skinned guy wey carry nylon on a building na. The matter just tire me.
This life no just balance.
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Well, it was one hell of an experience. Na that day I know there's a very giant difference between a dog and a bingo.
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Las las, I still jam Sop for road as I was going home very nervous and angry. Wetin just dey ring my mind na 'just dare call me, in fact, just dare look at me.. If I no on LCD for you now..'
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Well, I look back at some things that transpired long ago and I can only laugh.
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Please share your experiences with dogs.

Don't you really write academic projects for people? I doubt you do

Twinkletwin17:
Only one good soul out of thousands of viewers helped me. You saved me I don't know if I would have survived today without you thank you

This post is wrong in all aspects. What do you mean by 'only one good soul out of thousands of view'? It goes a long way to show that you're an ungrateful person. So you expect everyone to start breaking their bank accounts for you just because you asked? Do you know how many people have unspoken problems that are burning their hearts inside? Don't be like this in real life, for your own good

July 2017, 2:20am. A group of local dirty body odoured touts broke into my apartment with guns and machetes. Then I lived in a 2 bedroom, my sister was in one of the rooms with her friend who had spent about a week. They were fast asleep. I was in the living room watching a movie till I fell asleep but was woken up by sounds of a loud bang in my neighbour's flat.
Immediate I became conscious. It took about 10 minutes before the came to my flat, by then my brain was calculating a millions things at the same time. I could have bolted from the back door and scaled the fence, but then, my sister and her friend. Two beautiful ladies, sleeping almost nude. Rape? In my presence? God forbid, them go kill me be that. Ah God... if only I had a gun at home. Case for don solve. My heart raced much more. Then I quietly went into their room to alert them of what was going on. Na so dem begin shake, begin pray. I tossed my main phone inside one packed shoe rack, they tossed theirs under the bed. I was preparing my mind and body to chop enough beatings that night.

Suddenly those sons of bıtches broke in. Immediately I told my sisters to lay flat faced down on the floor and not look at any of them, as i had learnt from security experts. Smart move.
As soon as they saw that we had already surrendered, they only asked where the phones and gold was, didn't even ask about money. We chorused that we didn't have any money. One of them said okay na, brought out a device, I think a metal detector, that shıt led him to where phones and jewelries were hidden. They picked EVERYTHING, went to my room, cleared it. Jewery, wristwatches, TVs, laptops, phones, frames, even decoder. Anything shinny.

Finally one put a gun on my head and asked where the money was, 'oga I no get money', 'I no even get work sef, I just be student dey manage my life'. Lol. Na so him give me blow for head. They started telling themselves to head out. The whole house was smelling. Very smelling small boys. I felt defeated and weak, I couldn't defend my sisters. Thank God the unthinkable didn't happen sha, cos maybe I for dey 6ft under by now.

We went out after they left, they had beaten my neighbor very well, cos he was proving stubborn. A live cartridge mistakenly dropped from their dane gun in his apartment.

For days I couldn't sleep sound at night. My sis went to her friend's to stay for 2 weeks. Moved out of them apartment a month later. I still suffer PTSD and panick attack from that incident till this day. Any loud bang at midnight makes me super alert with heartbeats, especially now that my little neice and mom are living with me.

Ever since I don't take security for granted anymore. Lai lai...Right now I'm looking for means to get a registered shotgun.


Remember the phone I kept in the packed shoe rack? It survived by the whiskers. The device detected it quite alright but the guy was so much in a hurry to leave, he didn't check thoroughly.

And no, I didn't go to the police in the morning. I had made arrangements to go report but suddenly felt discouraged and let it go. Wasn't ready for any further stress

Mine was during NYSC. Oboy... damn... Back then I was praying it would never end. I was a very happy person. Had no worries at all

Where's your source?

Under16:
You sure? Akpabio seems to be bold and intimidating. I never expected it. Anyways he's been in d game for long.

Bold and intimidating you say? Is that what you call bold? The man was literally making an embarrassment of himself. It was so obvious he had nothing to defend himself with, hence all the charade. If he were in a court of law, the judge would have sentenced him to prison there and then. He should go and learn from Amaechi

Akpabio's mannerism and attitude is just so full of guilt. Even a blind man can see that from a mile away. That man must go to prison

OyibodeJennifer:
Please anybody leaving around the lekki- Ilaje axis in a nice and comfortable self-con or mini flat. Looking to rent out his/her place should contact me urgently on 08072060708. Only serious minded people, please.

Whats your budget?

Ademat7:
so what do you suggest?

Reason I brought it here to seek experienced advice

Ademat7:
Hire the operation manager of an existing biz for a day to be on the panel with you, two heads are better than one says the holy book.

The timing is quite short. Moreso the environment is new to me

Guys help out please

Hello guys,

I have an interview to conduct for a medium sized sachet water production and distribution business. The position is for an operations manager.

My challenge;

I do not have an idea on how that line of business operate.

2. I'm standing in for the owner of the business, he's a politician. He's been away to his home state since election is closeby over there.

3. The interview is for this Saturday, two days from today. I was informed this evening.

Kindly advice on a direction with questions and suitable answers to look out for in order to pick the most deserving.

Experienced people please help me out.

Thanks

I don't know if this is appropriate to do or not but I've observed that so many people detest the aforementioned moniker. From cancellation of comments to direct insults, just name it.

Asides Lalasticlala and NwaAmaikpe, I think mannabbqgrill receives more mentions on this forum.

And the funny thing is that the dislike is spreading. I can only imagine how the inbox of that moniker's DM will be.

It's also surprising to know that the person behind it is a 'she' (as always claimed in responses).

@Mannabbqgrill, can you remember the root cause of this?
Is there someone you are/were beefing?

I'm just curious

Dear NCAN members, no need for name check on dis one. The head is enough to nail him.
Look again.



Chai... see head

All these yeebos sef. Dem swear for una ni? Shior!

Op for u to tell us dis story today means u r a learner, or probably new to political issues in Naija. News wey we don hear since 1887

Thats how the elite use n dump them. Foolish Nigerian yoots
*spits*
Bia, no source?

I cannot comment on dis kind of nonsense thread

TB Joshua don talk say she go win. So I STAND WITH TB JOSHUA

Firstly, ur write up is sh.it. So incoherent. Arrange it sharpaly. Secondly, the first story seem fictitious, hence Adonbilivit. Conclusively, if the stories are real, then white people are indeed maad

One corrupt eediot down. More to go

guymanDspecies:
Do they allow drinking and smoking in camp during the free hours. Please sincerely reply plss

GuymanDspecies

Nigga u stand well, any camp u go