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Crime / Re: How A Guy Was Almost Kidnapped This Morning For Rituals by bornosheikh: 4:43pm On May 24, 2015
Wild, Wild West again....

Forget Bonnie and Clyde, this one is Iyalode and Femi...2015 remix.

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Family / Re: Photo: Please Help Rob Mamuda Find His Dad. by bornosheikh: 9:09am On Apr 29, 2015
Very offensive. I don't understand how that term got on the front page.

Nigerians need to stop throwing words they don't know the meaning of around....LOL....Hate it when global south people adopt the language of their oppressors and use it blindly...no critical thinking

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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Dies From Injuries Sustained From Beating By Husband by bornosheikh: 12:35am On Jan 19, 2015
Which kind of psychotic person locks up another human being (let's even forget wife) denies them food, contact with others?...

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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Dies From Injuries Sustained From Beating By Husband by bornosheikh: 12:33am On Jan 19, 2015
Naija guy on transit in Malaysia = yahoo, yahoo
Naija guy studying in Malaysia = yahoo, yahoo
Naija guy doing business in Malaysia = yahoo, yahoo

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Crime / Re: Photos From A Robbery Attack In Ikare, Lagos This Evening by bornosheikh: 1:55am On Jan 14, 2015
legalwealth:
This is sad but God will continue to keep his watch over us all this new year! !!
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The corpses and the bleeding victims made the same prayers on Crossover, in the mosque or with their alfa at the start of the year. Yet, two weeks into it, are already in peril. When the African brain leaves spiritual matters to one side and begins to work on organisation and planning with the same endeavour, we may, just may, begin to make the great leap forward.

Otherwise, those visa applications and fees will continue to be handed in and our people will continue to trek through the sahara to jump into zodiacs.

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Politics / Re: 150, Not 2000, Died In Baga Attacks - Military by bornosheikh: 2:04am On Jan 13, 2015
ChuckkNorris:
Our security is not their priority...

17 died in France..the world mourns!

2000 (150) dies in Naija...na business as usual!

Bros, you hit the nail on the head.

The French govt...ministers had an emergency meeting the morning after...troops deployed asap to random positions all over France.

Our president go dance skelewu, day after chibok and minimal response after thousands killed. .... our troops deployed to borno state and still cannot eradicate Boko..


White man fear death
Naija man fear organisation...KMT




https://www.nairaland.com/2089986/president-jonathan-expressed-sympathy-french
Fashion / Re: Girls With Flat And Small Bum Should Please Wear Butt Pad by bornosheikh: 8:23pm On Jan 12, 2015
I am selling correct buttpads (I will send from London (air courier to your address worldwide). You can pay by Paypal.

Ladies - PM me you know what to do. No make flat yansh give you fever, abeg.
Celebrities / Re: 2shotz Cries Out After Spending Night In Police Cell by bornosheikh: 3:54am On Jan 11, 2015
Pre-order of his 'Prison Jaga Jaga' album. 10 copies please.
Crime / Re: 80-year-od Man Arrested For Raping 12year-old Girl In Ekiti (pictured) by bornosheikh: 3:30am On Jan 11, 2015
Elites have been raping the country on a daily basis.
Politics / Re: Anambra Bishop Presents Bible To Buhari by bornosheikh: 3:27am On Jan 11, 2015
He will use it as foot rest in his 4 x 4 on the way back to the airport.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Youth In Surulere Burning APC Posters by bornosheikh: 9:26am On Dec 01, 2014
I hate APC because of the hypocrisy! Today, OBJ is APC's consultant. The hypocrisy is disgusting! Tinubu has sold us for his family's personal wealth. I will not be a part of that. Never voted for PDP but I will now.


BTW, I only saw it, I did not participate. Don't call me a thug. Thank you.


We should all reject APC and PDP - octogenarian lootocrats - People vote for them out of expediency and greed.

#newwakaparty#
Travel / Xmas In Abuja. by bornosheikh: 3:34am On Dec 01, 2014
Best places to visit and chill with family in Abuja...any ideas please, especially those off the beaten track?
Religion / Re: Man Asks Church To Return His Tithes Or Face Court Action by bornosheikh: 3:24am On Dec 01, 2014
If it is better to give than to recieve, how come the Naija pastor-preneurs do not give free education, subsidised healthcare, help with accommodation etc... to their flock.
Politics / Re: Update on Kano Blast: Do you know this child? by bornosheikh: 3:19am On Dec 01, 2014
Poor boy photo is a perfect example of 'One Nigeria'.

Get well soon.
Politics / Re: Kano Mosque Attack: Bombs Were Detonated By A Strange 'white Man'- Survivor by bornosheikh: 3:16am On Dec 01, 2014
Na Lie Lie...Only mumu go believe dis one.
Politics / Re: Disturbing Images From Recent Kano Mosque Attack, Viewer Discretion Is Advised. by bornosheikh: 3:11am On Dec 01, 2014
Nigeria is a forced marriage between six people, who live in one 3 metre by 3 metre room by force.

The only question is when, not if?
Romance / Re: Bizarre: Global Boom In Sex Doll Sales (pictures) by bornosheikh: 1:26pm On Nov 29, 2014
I am selling Funmi, Hauwa and Uju varieties... at N35,000 - pre Xmas delivery.

They are 5'10" ....light and have plenty nyash for back.

PM me if you need order and to pass on payment details

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (3 - 2) On 25th November 2014 by bornosheikh: 9:12pm On Nov 25, 2014
City are back, Cit are back, HELLO, HELLO!
Education / Re: Three Dead As Military Men Open Fire On Students Of Unijos. by bornosheikh: 9:02pm On Nov 25, 2014
I cn't post their pics here cos dis wil jst go viral


LIE, LIE, U get natin for JPG!

VC - UNIJOS - Hayward Mafuyai... vc@unijos.edu.ng

Talking is over, let his inbox swell with vitriol!

E-warriors...sharpen your fingertips and re-post your e-mails on this thread, abeg...
Crime / Re: The Fiercest And Most Chilling Images From Political Unrests In Africa by bornosheikh: 4:06am On Nov 23, 2014
Most of the photos are from CAR... however Nigeria violence will be on the same level if not worse...Why? The hunger for money and power is heightened by how big our country is and how much resources we have. Don't forget, if men were stabbing pregnant women and cutting out their unborn babies in Kano in 1966...then their progeny will do worse...
Romance / Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by bornosheikh: 6:29am On Nov 22, 2014
You know when you take am for hand and feel full ground, surround gluteus maximus...

If na padding and you have spent money...na FFK you go find on the basis of gross misrepresentation.
Romance / Re: Why Is Our Nowadays Girl's Having Big Booty by bornosheikh: 8:47pm On Nov 21, 2014
Bros, Naija na small tin. Go Ivory Coast or Ghana, you go refuse come back for full ground basketball...
Sports / Re: US Embassy Ruins Blessing Okagbare’s Honeymoon by bornosheikh: 8:30pm On Nov 21, 2014
Blessing no vex...I am at Heathrow on my way to LAX.

I go wet nurse you in LA till your husband get visa, take TEFL (cos his broken strong na) and brush up his presentation skills.

I just complete 100 press ups at Terminal 3, ready for our first training session.

Politics / Re: Why We Invaded The National Assembly And Fired Tear Gas At The Speaker-Police by bornosheikh: 11:38pm On Nov 20, 2014
In Burkina Faso, everyday people run to parliament and dodge bullet and tear gas for freedom.

In Nigeria, politicians run to parliament and dodge bullet and tear gas for oil block, power and money.

Naija - a country of 250 million ghosts kidnapped by 1,000 political goons.

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Health / Re: “how Enugu Doctor ‘killed’ My Son’ – Senator Jim Nwobodo by bornosheikh: 2:09pm On Nov 20, 2014
Welcome to Naija...where death roams freely.
Family / Re: What Is The Prescription For Anger? by bornosheikh: 1:25am On Nov 17, 2014
You slap your boss! Chai.

Na real red mist.

Eh..Slap am again to collect pay rise sef. By March 2015, if he receives enough slap, him go call you Oga.



....On a serious note....you need to follow the advice above and engage in psychological re-training.
Education / Re: Nigerian Girl Commits Suicide In New York by bornosheikh: 2:10am On Nov 16, 2014
Mum wan chop na. Leave NY, enter Festac buy mansion.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Army Retakes Mubi From Boko-Haram by bornosheikh: 7:21pm On Nov 13, 2014
Only pesin wey enjoy Mubi now na coffin-makers...

Dem dey measure body for motor-park, mosque, gaming centre for free with discount for 1000 naira pre-payment.
Food / Re: Xmas Holiday Naija Food Budget! by bornosheikh: 11:39pm On Nov 12, 2014
Utako...good...i will go there and arrange it.
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast In FCE Kontagora Niger State by bornosheikh: 4:02pm On Nov 12, 2014
Some people asking Naija which way?

So bomb every day is not enough for you. Na wa?

United we stand, by bomb we fall!

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