₦airaland Forum

Nigeria Football Federation are seeking new corporate sponsors in line with our new global image of having the most exciting, goal-laden leagues in the world. Messi/Ronaldo forget am. We have Musa and Ejike.

We are now tendering to Betclick, William Hill, Naijabet but are interested in other offers...

Your suggestions please?

1) Did they re-start the game from the Penalty spot?
2) Messi and Ronaldo. Carry go. We get 2 Nigerian Golden boot winners this year! By season end dey go mark 900 goals each.

Naija - no dey carry last.

I pity anyone there taking stroll on election results night in 2015.

franchizy, to franchiz, franchized, francharama - verb = to expound a point of view, that will leave all readers/listeners baffled into brain dead stasis with your intelligence and convinced that you were seeded by a schizophrenic billy goat on day release from a mental institution and an egg stolen from the ovaries of a depressed rhino.

Baba Jesus, if I ever do bad tin (God forbid) and am convicted to gaol, please let it be in Sweden or Norway where my prison room will have heated pillows, TV, study desk and nyashing rack from a visit by my Nordic princess as conjugal visits are mandatory.

Dese Scandinavia prison is better than Proteas, Federal reserve hotels, walai!

So she is done messing around with white boys? Now she is old and unwanted, she runs back to a nigga, pathetic!

Bros... one round of full width and depth Igbo stretching don make her repent her ways sharrrrply! No shaking.

June 2012 - Rabiu who lives in Maiduguri does not have job - no power or respect. Considered small boy by society.

June 2013 - Rabiu now given gun. Power and respect are immediately his, his seniors go greet him ' G'd morning sir', young women dey dash am food and invites to call around later for gnashing correct. He sends boys his senior on errands for gum and sweets.

At end of saga - you expect him to hand back tool that has given him power, food, nyash and money. Ask Sierra Leoneans what happens when you give young men fresh arms.

Egypt now = Nigeria in the early 80's = Coup and counter coup wahala

Let them mount RPG on the bonnet and continue their patrols.

SUV's to the civilian JTF abeg!

Soyinka speaks the truth - while Nigerians fear it.

Plenty snakes in Abuja

By time Naija mentality don flower for this airline, they will be pushing you down runway in a wheelbarrow and then playing take-off sound through brick phone. Guy will bring one dry moin moin in plastic wrap from his pocket and put in your hand as in-flight meal.

Vote buying for 2015 has commenced. Nigerians are still on the slave ship.SMH

All convictions by military tribunal 'kangaroo courts' should be reviewed. These military affairs are just show-trials and verdicts are chosen in advance.

RIP Madiba - For me, it is his patience and quiet, steely determination to fight for his rights.

RIP. It has been confirmed.

Dear Burkina Faso Govt.

May we exchange your Bunce and Pitropia for our Ideye Brown and Musa.

We will also furnish you with 15,000 barrels of Delta oil per month.

Yours urgently

Stephen Keshi

CC GEJ/Asari Dokubo

Tahiti time

Nigeria better score pass Tahiti.

Spain 4 - Nigeria 1.

Nigeria one player sent off.

Kidney transplant in India, Cuba etc is a lot cheaper than the sum they quoted. I can already see the signs of someone looking to chop from this incident. SMH

16 v 4

Dis one be Pikin Wars... the battle has commenced. Osman don 2 Face is on US soil for missionary position conversion by the sword. He wants to dip his KoKo into from the Bight of Benin to the Pacific.

The scary part is everything get market for Naija.

U wan Justin Slayer chicken, N500...you wan eat chicken - N2,300, you wan brain from chicken - N250

Homos plenty for Naija. If you know the 2 codewords!

Even in developed countries like the US...STOP DERE.

It is obvious you have never been to the US

We will be playing in Salvador, the home of Afro-brasil.

99% of the crowd will be supporting Naija. Go to Salvador main lake, all the Orishas are there - 40 feet high.

I hope we do not disappoint them.

Mais Forca Nigeria no terra do Zumbi!

I have stayed at that Hotel Ivoire in Palmeraie. Plenty Naija boy for Marcory in Abidjan. Ivorians are respectful and very accommodating.