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Soon, all of the masses in Nigeria will upsticks, carry Ghana must go and trek north via Sahara to peaceful life.

Naija will just be inhabited by the elite behind their mansion walls and militants (OPC, BOKO,DELTA) carrying rocket launcher looking for their portion.

'Arsenal are my favourite club from childhood. It is the club I want to play for.”

Until Chelsea make a bid...then tori don change...

Kidnappers will now move onto their next prey. No govt, no security, no light, no leadership.

Well for me it just happened that I've never read any of Chinua Achebe's books.

Therein lies the problem. Put down the DVD and read a book. Make up your OWN mind.

He who walks behind a goat, picks up their faeces.

You are one among many reasons Nigeria is a dead-end piece of junk. Achebe was and remained one of few major contributors to Africa’s progress. You are too ignorant to even begin to comprehend Achebe’s contribution to the progress of entire African continent. In USA, authors of text books that hold rare knowledge are valued more than an idiotic politician who claimed to have granted free education, built TV Station, roads, bridges or stadia by using public fund. An author used his\her natural endowment, time and money to publish books so that drooling airheads such you had the opportunity to spew crap.

If moronic dingbats such as you had followed a bit of Achebe’s preaching and forget the never-do-well structure on a sandy foundation such as Nigeria, the region would have experienced explosion of progress and mutual corporations among nation states rather than ethnical and sectarian massacres prevalent in Nigeria today.

I shall never want to have you as a compatriot.

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Which kin bushmeat de guy in blue suit wear around his neck. Kai. I would boil one pot of water in hotel room, go downstairs, give him small talk and pour industrial alcohol into his drink 4 knock-out. Sneak back upstairs with my prey - add to pot - one maggi cube - FIRE!

NAAIJA!

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So some Nigerians even married those ugly HIV abi na Aids carrier south Africa women undecided

That big flood in Lagos last year, entered his brain and has not left. You will now get more sense from a drunk cockatoo with an I-pad than this ode.

but why are Nigerian womens always fat?? ..I will just stick to white babes!!

Bros, I know you are making plans for Brazil 2014. Salvador will be the jump off spot. I get one ghana guy that own bar there. It will be bundada central!

So now we go pretend no Nigerian dey enta Boko Haram. Cheap populism. They should sweep every house in Lagos to find arms.

Someone in her network organised this, one hungry, long throat guy. Pls bring her back sharply for sake of pikin.

Dis guy na Face of Kenya winner from 1985-2013 all years inclusive.

He internationalized TRIBALISM

Like ur Mama institutionalised bestiality!

It is a time to laud a mighty son of Nigeria, not to engage in revisionism. If you cannot place verbal laurels on his head, let your fingers catch frostbite.

Making ridiculous calls especially against home teams.

referee only for home team abi!

As for us, we aint going nowhere because Lagos is home and we'll defend it like true Londoners defended London in WWII even up to the last drop of our blood if need be.

All na wash. Londoners get backbone, Lagosians get cartilage.

Babyosisi, yoruba omoge, bluetooth and Dayokanu the residence tribalist, can you guys give it up already? Ain't you guys tired of this back and forth everyday?

Best way is to ignore them bros, they will soon tire.

Prison in Norway is better than freedom in Naija

1) Free Rent
2) Free Electricity
3) Cable and TV - plus free food
4) Conjugal visits - so if you use your time wisely and bombard the Norwegian dating websites, you go draw one lonely, frustrated Norwegian chick feening for African bamboo
5)No stress via robbers/police/politricks/lastma/sss/boko haram/environment day....

Class is priceless, money is temporary.

Rest in Peace - Mama - your family love you. Amen

However, decorum na non-existent - the guy is wearing a baseball cap with the swear word Fuc*&^%% b on the front. Are his Uncles illiterate. My head would have been used as an ice box if I tried that stunt during my Pharcyde/Onyx/Big L days. Kai...

The yellow bandana that girl is wearing is circa 1991 - Snoop 'Gin and Juice' days.

Uncle in the shades in yellow with the black hat...going on cold...needs his own TV show.... Papa dey young at heart!

I'm from London(born and raised) - Wetin, you wan medal for dat ting? You get house with Prince Charles abi?

and I worked at Stanford bridge as a steward when I was in college on weekends and I never met any racist football fans there...

Thank you, rather than whiling away the time, counting your pocket money or facing advertising board, you should have listened to those barrow-boys - Leeds, Chelsea and Newcastle were National Front recruitment centres in the 80's - about same time you were taking first drop of SMA. Those guys are all in their 40's and 50's and unrepentant fascists. Remember the Wellbeck 'monkey sign'... that would never happen at Emirates or Old Trafford. Chelsea and Millwall are twins separated at birth. The only difference, one get money and plastic fans while the other just has the same 70's/80's hardcore.

If you don't know, ask your Uncles why they never went to the Bridge in the 80's and 70's. Chelsea started getting Naija fans the same period that they started collecting trophies. You may live in London but you are a learner.

Even check the story of Paul Cannoville when he was booed by his own Chelsea fans on his debut. Kai, I hate schooling these young triggers. Rather than taking notes, they run mouth!

Anyway, back to my village bed - I have goats to feed at 6am.

Soon, as every Nigerian moves into the air, we will begin to pollute up there too and turn it into a floating cess-pit of immorality.

We need to sell the Country and everything in it (including people) to the Chinese. They get plenty foreign reserves. At least Haruna, Hauwa, Ola, Shola and Chinwe go find cheap Chinese chair to sit in and bulb for classroom.

Lmao... The guy isn't bankrupt - he still cruises around London in big whips with one of my big naija uncles... Heck, he's now a top don hustling everywhere and getting paid on the low...#LowKey

He might not be as rich as he was when he played for Chelsea, but the doozy is still richer than at least 80% of Nigerians...

His lifestyle and women messed him up but he's still getting paid...

Big ups to the great Celestine Babayaro of Chelsea - I started supporting Chelsea in Sec. because of him, Tony Andre Flo, Ruud Gullit, Zola, Le Saux, Dan Petrescu, Chris Sutton, Jimmy Flyod Hasselbaink, Leboeuf etc... Then we later added Vialli, Didier Deschamps, George Weah, Marcel Desailly etc..

My bros - you are an average Naija fan - the ones that only follow Top 4 teams - Naija boys only follow Man U - Arsenal-Chelsea finish - if they are over 35, maybe Liverpool from 80's-90's success. It's funny, in the mid-90's, I never met one Barca or Real fan in Naija..now they will tell you they were born a stone's throw from the Nou Camp or Bernabeu.

Go to the Bridge and tell them how you are a Chelsea fan from the Gullit days - 90% of them are card-carrying BNP/EDL neanderthals and hate Jigaboos. Recent Naija footie fans are so clueless on history - SMH

Byteem = illiterate, regressive, wood rider.

Old man Ali - your generation is the one that messed up monumentally. Where the Chinese work to a 25, 50 and 100 year development plan irrespective of who comes into power - your set of Naija politicians work to a 25, 50 and 100 minute lootocracy manifesto predicated on self-aggrandizement.

The white man gave you the keys to the levers of national power - showed you how to provide 85% and take 15% as profit in any given project- your generation thinking you were smarter than Oyibo - provided 15% and took 85% as profit. Your experiment has turned Nigeria into a cesspit of crawling snakes and scorpions. So please, crush 5KG of rat poison into your bowl of soup and swallow in one long gulp.

As we - de young uns' - re-wire this national hard-drive.

IF USA INDIGENS TACKLED THEMSELVES THIS WAY ON NET,I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.


SEE HOW YOU GUYS ARE DISGRACING MY COUNTRY AND AFRICA ENTIRELY.


THOUGHT YOU GUYS ARE WISE.


If Nigerians were smart, in the collective sense, of providing for oneself, neighbour and friend at the same time. We would have authors writing books like 'This is a country' as opposed to 'There was a country'. What we have is the biggest manpower curse on the planet. A country where the average IQ is hard-wired to think as logically as a lab rat, continually making the same mistakes and only concerned for individual progress.

Ali did speak his truth regarding the SW. He will soon get plaque for Lagos and ceremony as Yorubas are very accommodating.

Yes, they got some Chinese brand 'Champagne' in Ogbomosho... no bubbles but plenty kick!

Chai! See Yoruba boys using Hausa names

A companero from Luanda sent me this video. However, it could happen in Ogbomosho, Nairobi or Cape Town. African men need to work hard to change their violent, psychopathic behaviour. Any suggestions?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvVrwQ7exI4