₦airaland Forum

It is time that all those seeking public office declare their personal assets (Naija and abroad) plus bank accounts on entry into public service, during service yearly and also on exit. This should be posted online.

All federal money and budgets should be posted online with contractor breakdowns so we can see where our national cake is going and to increase accountability

This Guy's Picture is Always Being Posted^

Nairalanders have a Strange Fascination with this Man.

Some people still dey look for Papa!

If this happened in Bauchi or anambra - na tribal convention. I left one simple comment without tribal sentiment and you delete it - Mod - please cool down and see to it that equitable fair play relates to all tribes on all topics

Accra to Lagos - by road - u dey crase!

My brodas and sistas - i will let you into a secret...forget road, go by sea.

YES, ask local woodman to build you a 20ft wooden boat - buy Yamaha outboard motor - buy life-jacket - practise your front crawl/doggy paddle in case of emergency and you will be then ready for travel.

You will avoid the packs of hungry hyenas on the road - you can carry 50K luggage, no wahala - you can bring back big booty Ghana house-girl Maame or Nana without passport - you will not be stopped once - stay close to coastline (3km) - any further out, you go meet pirates.

Good luck

Foolish pesins - leave the foto dere!

We live in a country where the reality of our existence needs to be seen by all. Those people that think it is romantic to support (implicitly or explicitly) robbers, or know of them, will feel more impelled to report them to the police or SSS on sight of how we are abusing ourselves. A country that eats it's own children has no future.

Infanticide dere for Naija!

Betta than politicians that feed on sacrificial corpses of Nigerians in the name of dem all crazy! (aka democracy)

Banza - naija ppl don spoil any issue into tribal affair - just stick to topic.

Honeric - abeg, take laxative to relax small, small - on release, come back to laptop - you will feel better.

Kano Pillars 2013 Champions!

This is original, atavistic, dog eat dog behaviour from that part of the country.

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UN Council - 'Nigeria has now been given official 'Medical Empire dependency' status to the following countries(US, UK, Germany, India, Cuba etc...).

I look for good people irrespective of tribe - but if Fulani - dat one betta!

Naija is Naija... how many of you complaining have de-Nigerianised yourself from tribalism, nepotism and gra-gra?

Plenty shooting in area yesterday. I stayed indoors. This morning, corpses plenty in hospital and morgue.

It is no our fault. The majority of the North are suffering. Buhari is the answer!

Correct guy.

Banza! You people came from the Congo pygmies - brothers in arms - which is why you detest each other so much - to our Fulani gain Keep on fighting abeg!

No worries - Nigerians will sill rush dat place for teriary education, Nigerians will still rush that place to work in Primark, Nigerian will still rush that place to work in toilet in club (ask shymmex na? )

Lagos is one filthy place, even goat run from there.

You will not see anytin!

Women dey fear once they load their man picture. Another woman go say 'Dat my boyfriend/husband Femi O!!!'

I chose Femi because all the ones I know are rampant he-goats for love action.

This will never happen. My brodas from SW like confusion plenty. It is in their DNA!

Buhari for President

One Nigeria

Oil blocks for the north only$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Buhari for President!

Fulani Powa!

I am shocked. All I see on this forum is aboki this, aboki that. Mumu this, mumu that. Now you know how we control things in this Nigeria. I am even surprised you even managed to read the relevant oil allocation documents. You southerners brag about having better education than us in the North, but with that reading, you just spend most of your time reading Naija celeb and recycled western news garbage. Please carry on!

We the Fulani are less than 2%, but by using our Hausa foot-soldiers, we control the keys to all the important levers of this society (oil, army, everytin) Meanwhile we keep everybody busy with Boko, armed robbers, NEPA, fake pastors, kidnappers etc... By the time you get home, you done tire, you no get time to read important matta, just to dance Azonto and watch Barca v whoever. Please carry on!

When I hear Southerners arguing over which tribe is better, I laugh O. We have instigated undeclared civil war as you all fight over de scraps what we have left on the floor. Please carry on! While you sleep, we chop.

Nigeria must stay as One. Federal character must remain, apart from Oil.

South-South people are lazy - from when they traded with the white man, they got money trading slaves from interior. That region will stay poor because of the curses of the millions that suffered because of them.

South-West people - we are taking over dis area -Inshallah - it will soon be under our control with our Yoruba proxies

South-East people - we will send them all back during next election to their forest. They will never get power as their eye and hand is too strog.

Mid-belt - we have taken over dis area now - fully in control of them

Fulani Powa

One Nigeria

Nallen Jam Nigeria

We are taking back Lagos, Inshallah!

1:29 - Coffin for Head of state

Dese boys get power. Violence speaks louder than words.

RPG vs strongly worded letter

You have to make da puddy quint!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1YUh0szpVw

Jamaican rude-gyal behaviour - our Caribbean cousins - rugged and rude at the same time.

Yelwa love - We will be waiting for you.

He is not loved by all his people my friend, do not be deceived by what you see.
Most of his people do not like him. I have at least three of my colleagues from Venezuela who talk ill of him. This means he is not what you see
on the screen. You can never understand politicians my dear.

Ignorance among Nigerians is too much. If it's not CNN - BBC - it's Wikipedia or some colleagues whom I met at work or in my private University.

I spent a month in Venezuela in 2008 and rolled from Caracas where I stayed for a week, to Barinas, onto Merida and even to Barcelona. You cannot take your facts verbatim of one or twp persons, get off your ass and do your own research. Travel there.

Talk to taxi drivers, housewives, bank managers the unemployed as I did to get a picture of the people. Venezuela is a fractured society between pro and anti Chavez. I can assure you that the three colleagues you spoke to - were middle class or elite beneficiaries of the previous rigid capitalistic system. Ask them who are the people crying in the streets or who voted for him at previous elections - Are they ghosts or mirages?

The majority of the people love him and that is my first hand experience no word of mouth. I encourage you to do the same, or just sit down and take notes while seasoned travellers discuss global issues.

Buhari is the Naija Chavez

Hermano Chavez, people die but ideas live forever.

You have given pride and shared love to el pueblo. A people that never saw the fruit of their own land. Where multinationals turned your people into serfs and your women into whores living to serve the whims and wishes of executives from 'el norte'.

From the ashes of penury, you attacked the treacherous elite and shared the common wealth to the people. If only my people in Nigeria could understand the love you had for every person in society, not just the top 10%. Where our Naija Commonwealth is appropriated by the top 1% and the other 99% chase bushrat, oil tanker spillages, pastor-preneurs, rabid imams to solve their problems.

Tonight in Maiduguri, I light a candle to your spirit. O abraco irmao!