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Una just dey read dey waka pass abi? Una nor go tell me whether e dry abi e don dey stale? Which kind people una be sef

Bad Market for 419er subdued by a friend. Excerpt.......
Mr. 419: Hello, how are you?
Ayo:Fine. Pls, who am I speaking with?
Mr. 419: Haba, don't you remember me? Who do you know in UK dat could be calling?
(Sensing a scam, I threw in a trap…)

Ayo: Johnson! Is that you? (Meanwhile,I don't know any Johnson in UK.) (Thinking it's a break, he swallows the bait)
Mr. 419 : Of course,this is Johnson! How come you didn't recognize my voice initially?
(Certain it's a scam, I decided to punish him verbally and financially. I had the time that morning so I was going to assist him waste his call credit.)
Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku gbaa ni o! (You are a very bad boy).Your father died, you didn't so much as show up or send a note. Omo a se iru e fun e o! (Your children will repay you with such). Didn't you hear about his demise? He was so bitter and full of original and heavy curses for you.
Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued) I didn't hear. I would have come.
Ayo: Too bad. You heard your mama has leprosy too? You didn't hear about that, abi?
Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn’t hear.
Ayo: (Enjoying myself thoroughly) Too bad! Is your wife that foolish too?Not even a word from her after you folks married without our blessings? If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame-witted too?
Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm certain she'll get across to you. There's an issue…
(breaking in before he begins his story)
Ayo: Ah! Jooohnson, O se mi o: (you offended me).I sent you money to buy me a car and you just disappeared. When am I having my money back?
U want me to curse you too like ur father did? I don't have his kind of patience o! I'm sure u know. I won't wait that long before I give u what u deserve. epe buruku ni ma se fun e! (I'll pronounce wicked curses on u)
Mr. 419: (Grunted). This issue is important..
Ayo: Shut up!! When are u sending money home? Haba! We sent u to school, clothed u and sent u abroad, Are u now a 419?
The guy ended d call straight away!!!

OP, form alliance with the guy in question na, the best way to stop violence is always by calling a truce. You're dating a gal you love, and her colleague is sabotaging your image thereby attempting to ruin your political career ba? Tell your babe about what the colleague is doing to you, plus tell her you'd love to meet him and discuss with him. I think every sane man would desist for the frivolous act after having a word with him. Your babe is not the cause of the wahala, so a break up isn't an option

Rocktation: If all you can deduce from this examination of her motives behind wanting you back, is a long list of negatives; only because she's getting older, she wants to leave papa's pressure tent, or she finds that you're easier to manipulate, or she just doesn't like the new guy, rather than realizing that she made a mistake in breaking up with you, then please write her off to experience.
But if you think she's being sincere and you deem another try worth the trouble, then by all means, examine your own motives too.

Do you trullllly care for her? Or you're just lonely and not sure of meeting another like her? Have you lost status from the break up and need to regain it? D'you want your shot at her for the hurt, she put you through?
If you cannot trust her as it is now, then the relationship will make for her punishment, because you'll be overly insecure, intolerant, watchful and dictatorial to her. Which will rouse the caging that prolly made her walk out on you the first time, and still can, this time.

The less emotional you can be when making your decision, the greater the chance you'll make the right one.

Exactly my mind

Well, i've actually dated my ex's sister. The relationship though was short lived cos i was unable to stand criticism from friends who knew i dated her sister. I've moved on, and still keep in touch with my dear ex (not her sister).

Gamuguma: nothing is wrong with re-sit exams. NUC should make sure universities have proper equipments so as to make our graduate has proper practical knowledge. That is their main tax. Gbam

hahahahahaha o boy, this is serious. Hope you are not a graduate of Nigerian Uni?

I'll like to meet idowuogbo and see if she's actually razz in person, would also like to meet JARUS cos ive so much learnt from all his nairaland posts, then sagamite (the self acclaimed god of intellect) and finally mrs chima

OP, tell the moderator to redirect this post to the family section, cos most of the posters in here are not married, and so lack experience on this very issue.

Todaynatoday: Is it the same juventus that was unbeaten in their league?! Hahaha
chelshit don gbe!

Yes o, same old lady that conceded to defeat in the italian cup final last season against Napoli that was whooped by your so called 'chelshit'. I beg hate less, it does not pay

afam4eva: RIP Chelsea...i hope they come out of this fixture with at most 2 goals deficit. UEFA wicked sha.

Yeah, same poo we heard last season when chelsea met barca in the semi final of the CL, even the final sef, you guys never ceased to hate. Just remember that haters are liable to die of heart attack or coronary thrombosis

Mynd_44: Spoken like a true ash bin

Typical! Clueless and silly reply as usual. But wait o, are people shy/afraid of telling you how brainless your comments often seem? Guess you don't have true friends here.
I used to think intelligence was over rated, anyway sha, there is no offense for being silly and dumb. After all this is a free world, you're entitle to your foolish opinion. However, don't ever claim to be smart cos you're apparently far from being one.

phranco: ^^^^
Thanks very much bro,i really appreciate your candid advice.what if i use someone's credentials(a cousin or brother),and answer the person's name to secure a job.won't it be more safer.i still need your opinion.

Don't impersonate, it doesn't make sense, once you're caught, it will be trouble for you and the real owner of the certificate. Besides, having a certificate does not guarantee you a job, only God is the giver of Job. So please, be prayerful and hopeful that whatever you're encountering now is just for a short time. Be honest in whatever you venture into, and every other things (money inclusive) will follow

I suspect the supposed girlfriend is a sister to the guy in question cos no babe will allow a strange girl to spend weekend in her boyfriend's apartment without suspecting anything let alone calling to ask for the reason why she has not been visiting. So op, tell your friend to question his babe very well

Flashaldrin: you're just a silly troll.

Terrible troll at that. There should be a limit to the number of posts a nairalander should make in a day cos it seems the more the Id.iot comments, the more ridiculous he sounds.

This topic has been flogged na

freecocoa: ^If she decide to take note and respond accordingly, una go start to play victim, wahala dey sleep yanga wan wake am.

I'm not perturbed

Sneezing on your palms
Quarreling with a bus conductor in a public transport system
Shouting while making phone calls
Insulting guys at every slight opportunity

Idowuogbo i beg take note

D-Explorer:
Mynd, are you on probation?

Maybe he has been banned or has exhausted his data service

OP it is difficult to find 'through' love sha. Has any one ever found 'through' love? Me i want to know how 'through' love feels o.

This is the first time i'll make this kind of comment. OP, i use God beg you, don't ever create a topic again till you grow up and know the reason why a topic should be
created. What a very useless topic

Mynd_44: Them don turn us to Mr/mrs fix it

who be us? Shey this one think say him don ever give reasonable advice ni?

kosalabaro: All thanks should go to Rafael "Rafa" Nadal! that's the truth! Well, well, well, ourso-called "invincible" Novak Djokovic is fast becoming a BUM these days - his winning days seem to be over!

Now I'm confused. In what way has Rafael Nadal contributed to this victory?

Op, I'm also facing the same problem o

Reyginus: What if it's true. Even if it is nt in our time, it must have happened somewhere in history.

Don't mind the dumbass, check all the posts on romance section, you'll barely find one devoid of his comment(s) 99% of which sound utterly stupid

Mynd_44: Coming from a Mo-ron, I am not suprised

Aint you tired of using that word? No wonder you're a contender for the dumbest poster on nairaland