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jeez, cnt remember d last tym i wnt to see a movie. . . April Gosh

kmt. . . doesn't seem so bad coming frm u, tho. . . Lolzzz

he calls me nkem nd i call him olowo ori mi. Its too lng so i call him fynboi more often. He calls me baby mi, too nd he is d only person tht is allowd. it pisses me off whn it comes frm other guys

geez, am i d first girl to actually yan

there was this guy i hd ben tlkin to for abt three yrs off nd on mostly cos of skl. Just normal gistin nofin romantic. We arranged to meet at d cinema. He got there abt 15mins late (still cnt bliv i waitd tht lng cos i'm rili impatient) he was rili lanky (well, i wasnt xpectin him to be buff sha) but he was tall. He said i was stuck up  because i didnt give him a hug. . . Kmt . . .nd he expectd me to be fatter dnt kno y cos i dnt look fat in my pictures. The whole thing was good sha even tho we split d bills in d end. I paid for food he paid for movies. . . Or was it d other way round. . .aniways, wsnt a bad xperience tho

its cosd a lot of 'damage' for instance just this afternoon i bought him an xpensive shirt just because i thot it'll look good on him nd i'm supposedly quite stingy. . .nd we've spent so much on phone bills tht we'll probably go bankrupt rili soon. . . D list is endless. . .

we usually try to reach a compromise but i guess i call d shots most times. . . he probably thinks d relationship is more important to him so he lets me . . .

emmboy:
U receive a text message u never wanna delete nd u love reading over and over again. I got dis love text 4rm a girl which says: 'I think about u all day long. And wen i'm not near u, all i think about is being near u. And when u are near me, i feel i'm @ peace with d whole world. I know am not gonna ask God for anything cos as long as i have u, i got everything i ever wanted. Just wanna let u know i luv u.' isn't that cool. Share urs here too.

sorry i'm probably burstin ur bubble but this particular text is sooooo mass pro i know lyk 4,5 ppl who hv it on their phones apart from me

apocalypse:
@ poster : I'd like to add that some gals/guys talk smart but aren't intelligent at all , there's a big difference btw the two. Some are up to date on topical issues & current news but can't solve a simple mathematical problem. They just have fancy talk.

GBAM!!!!!!! some just speak well nd appear knowledgeable but they r rili dimwits

it would be a lot easy to forgive my boyfriend rather than my bestie cos boys come and go but friends esp best friends r meant to stick with u till d end. . . she obviously isnt a good friend and she must'v had d opportunity to say no nd we'v known each other 4 so lng so y would she jeopardize our friendship. . . anyhow, i'll fashii both of them johr, they rn't worth it. . .

most def, d broke stud. . . we cn mk wealth together. . . chauvinistic pig, hell NO!!!

Glue

kushe:
INSTUCTIONS : to attempt the pencil test,subject must either be dekan or be clad in a tightly fitting apparel or simply underwear

1]subject must stand upright with both feet touching in perfect symmetry

2]get a very long pencil

3]visually examine the space beneath the , ,if there is an apparent diamond shaped hole beneath the camel hoof,abort test cos subject has passed

4]if however unsure,pass the pencil or biro right through the space,putting it in through the front and receiving it with the other hand behind

5]easy passage without friction is regarded as premium ,

6] little friction means dont proceed to the olfactory assessment

7]total obliteration of the space[i.e knocking thighs] means run for dear life !!!

na wa 4 ur test ooo

any guy tht asks me 4 money - they seem to b everywhere around me nowadays. . . tht's d no.1 thing, i seriously cnt stand them
Low self-esteem
Body odour, bad hygiene nd untidiness

@ poster
do u live in an anglophone country or hv u ever lived in one ur english is crashing my computer ooo

Siena:
If you class these girls as whores, what does that make you? An even bigger LovePeddler! So insecure, that you've actually gone ahead, measured your tool, and posted the results here. What next? An Excel Spreadsheet showing your "performance"? You need to grow up pal, real men don't gloat, kids and insecure grown-up "men" do.

lwkmd, give it 2 him jo!!!

MrPrsdent is totally ryt, our parents just wnt the best for us nd their tym was a lot safer than our tym. . .
u can only imagine how much my mom used to tlk to me abt boys and not hving anything other than a platonic relationship with them. . . everytym i'm abt 2 go back to skl, while i'm at home, when i wnt to go to a party, tlk on d phone 4 too long. . . at first i thot she was being a pest but now i understand y she does it. . . so, its all 4 a good cause altho some parents overdo it, just try 2 get them to trust u. . . they'll probably let u hv 'love affairs' when they think ur responsible enuf

i cnt blive i ballzd all that now i'm soundin lyk a parent, anywaiz, i feel u, it gets very annoying

okkkkk. . . lets see,
I can change a diaper, balance accounts, build a wall (i took building in junior skl), take orders even if i dnt like to, give orders - i'm quite good at tht, lol. I try cooperate, prefer act alone, solve equations (i'm quite good at tht too), analyse a new problem, program a computer, cook a tasty meal and of cos fight EFFICIENTLY with my mouth, of cos. . .lol

i most definitely cnt plan an invasion or butcher anything, still tking TD classes so soon, i'll b able to design a building, i dnt lyk anything sea so no ships and i'm no good with music, i cnt even play d recorder , i cnt confort d dying, its too sad. . . i dnt kno abt dieing gallantly and i dnt want 2 find out anytym soon

So there u hv it. . . i can do 12 out of 21. . . i tried ooo, its more than half

ooohhhhhh shoot i'll be back in skl. . . would've wntd to witness all d drama

Phemour:
Are u a dyslexia? or you're seeing double?

where did u see "Pic"?

Its a dyslexic,

welcome

yes, nah. . . u kno how we do. . . i kno Chika's r fine, well most of them nd u r most def not an xception. . . the trad in ur profile pic is rili nice nd i lv d scarf, fine girl. . . . . .

when is the contest actually starting is it too late to join? i didn't hear, was in skl. . . sounds lyk fun, sha. . . i hope it actually holds

well, d girl should actually contribute,