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dr kitaun, that was very harsh. u probably don't have any idea how hard it is to raise a child as a single parent or how it feels to disappoint the ppl u love so badly

Austin is a real prick and he's going to reap what he sows. . . every thing happens for reason. don't consider suicide or abortion. . . let go and move on and to do that u have to forgive him. . . it may seem impossible but u have to. . . sorry about ur father. . . wishing u safe delivery and speedy recovery (from the heartbreak)

sudanese ppl have problems. . . their laws and punishment r too extreme. . . u guys should get Jean Sasson's PRINCESS, DESSERT ROYALS, DAUGHTERS OF ARABIA and MAYADA. . . these books are a real eye opener to how their women are treated. . . mayada is quite boring cos it has a lot of history in it. . . d rest are a must read

i don't know how i do it but i do it. try distributing your time. . . work first then browse if u can't do d 2 simultaneously

LWKM. . . d whole house is really quiet and i'm laughing like a fool. . . really loudly. . . na white girls own wey smell pass. . . i remember one white girl like that in my primary skl, her own dey special

I really don't like skinny legs but i prefer them to hard 7- shaped footballer yams

I really dont like skinny legs but i prefer them to hard, 7-shaped footbal

I'm just going to yan fact. . . Ur babe is looking for a mugu to blame her shortcomings, failures and whatever on. . . Pls don't let that mugu b u. . . It'll b a shame, I can c ur a nice guy-esp for chesting d slaps- don't let ur b take u for granted, cos thats what i think she's doing. . . No offence, thats just my opinion

FB is crazed, d shit, i get 2 yan with friends, reconnect with primary school mates post pix, view and stroke other ppl's pix and laugh my ass off,

@ poster. . . babe which kin mumu job u do, just lie down dere. . . small gurl lyk me sef go dash him uppercut for his troubles.
anyways, a boy and a girl can sleep on a bed with nofin happenin but it takes a lot of control on the guys part

Na wa oooo, My mom is from his village, i even kno his house

@Sogyboy, r u rili frm Oyi LGA, Nteje to be precise, u might kno my family, Do u kno Thomus Udemezue or any Udemezue? Holla bk oooo

This was when a was jss1, the nyt b4 i was laffin at my roomie when she was hving menstral pains nd i was lyk thank God i never start and she was lyk by tomorrow i feel her, i just laffd it off sha

The next day after long break - midday snack, i stood up frm my seat to throw stuff into the bin, two girls just rushed to me and stood behind me, i was lyk babe what's it, she said i'm staind, i just laff nd said maybe i just sat on fanta, anyhow the managed to convince me it was blood, i used my bag to cover my backside nd headed 4 library cos no one's allowed into the dorm without a note nd my housemistress stays in the library. Got to the library nd the gay, pervert, mumu librarian told me to tk off the bag, i told him i couldn't then he said he wont let me in. I took off the bag nd the stupid guy told me to turn around 'i just saw something' i hissed nd stormed off with senior boys lookin at my red behind, omo, d disgrace too much oooo. i didn't moved out for prep that evening nd i stayd in dorm all weekend

My Grind - Mo hits all stars, song's ok sha, nt all that
Actuall listening to the whole album

I hate anything hairy, chests, legs, arms, ewwwwwwwwww

Met Bob-Mannuel Udoka at my god-mother's sister's wedding when i was little, he even gave my his number but i lost it, cried for weeks cos he was soo hot nd friendly, he even carried me nd he said my mom was hot, she blushd die, (ooops his not a music artist)

Olumaintain when yahooze just came out, he was nice nd he even sang for my friends nd i,
Timaya, nicest Music artist i'v met, met him at a party at my skl, we took pix together, he was reallllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fun, his kinda short sha, he came with his dem mama soldiers, it was madddd, they all had dread locks, one of 'em was particularly huzzzzz
Xproject, don't like them, just thugs
Duncan Mighty, came to my aunty's office, d guy is just toooo ruff, his english sef get question mark
9ice at the airport he was nice sha

I know these r not music artist but i'm going to mention them anyway,
Desmond Eliot, very very very scruffy nd dirty, was sitting beside me on a flight to Heathrow
Ini Edo, Bush razzite, disgusting babe flunting her flabby brests nd enormous tummy everywhere
Kate Henshaw, sooo nice nd smiley, elegant 2
Rita Dominic, Very very short, chai, cool sha
Bassey Ekpeyong (I think thats his name), met him at calabar carnival

PurestBoy:
Na wao, u're a true bitch, so u no dey fear rape? lol

at all, if d guy get liver to come na syphillis e go carry go [just kidding]

Rape is actually part of it sha, but rape is least likely to occur, i'm very careful, anyways, guardian angel wey go fire d baga still dey for my side

august 10, today

I think its rejection

I'll pack my bags nd leave d room 4 good cos i know i wont b able to sleep there again

Happy bday v3nom4eva

Yayyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'v finally found my bday mates - Kenflavour nd Sandysprax - thts August 10

Happy bday 2 Ogagus, Borat, Bollyfolly nd Fizzybaba, hv a great dai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sogyboy:
Y'all are saying what you like in your bodies, permit me to tell you what I don't like in my own body:
1 my chest (I've got boobs and I'm not fat so as to say it's cos of it)
2 my forehead (it's too dark I need help for that)
3 my toe nails (it's rough & looks old)

LWKMD, u could get a pedicure, it'll help
Ohhh, i forgot, i thumb is one of my best body features

My lips (full but not lebelicious) and my legs (they rn't all tht long bt they rn't yamy). They look ril nice in shorts, ,lol