₦airaland Forum

9jii:
Now this is the Real war against Terrorism.
Unlike separatists gov.that wanted to use it and win election. But God catch and cast em.

Please DSS press their ballz with charcoal iron

feldido:
The reason why the whites call us animals... For GOD's sake this is a formal function, why can't they be civil for once?

bishopoliver:
Remember When the clueless one was in Aso rock, he sent the big fat toad, Anyim, to meet with these campaigners but Baba in his wisdom decides to meet with this people in person and highlight what his government has done/is doing to #BringBackOurGirls.


Well done, Baba !!!

Can't you see you are as clueless and brainless like your father buhari.

can you tell me what the dullard of Daura said he has done/is doing to #BringBackOurGirls?

Your blindness deserve serious surgical attention.

Keneking:
PDP men at work

- because PMB promised to start the war in July
- because he has sacked Oga pata pata in DSS
- because he has promised to conduct stock taking of the arms and ammunition purchased in the last administration
- because he has promised to appoint ministers when he is ready
- because they have secured seats in the national assembly where they are untouchable.
- because the heat is now on their looted funds
- because they are unsure of tomorrow
- because they want to return to power in 2019

Useless bunch of losers

Freemanan:

THIS IS REALLY PAINFUL...



WHERE ARE THE PARENTS? SUCH NEGLIGENCE..

eddyland:
Your phone charger might be a slow charger or a fast one. If you charge your phones with fast chargers, you will definitely enjoy charging phones in this epileptic power nation.

Now here is a simple visual physics experiment that you can do even now to know whether your phone charger is a slow or fast charger.

Pick up that your charger now and look at the output power ratings; if you see 5V----1A or like this 5V----1000mA or anything less than that 1000mAh, then you shoulgld immediately know that you have a slow phone charger. But if you see 5V----2A or in this format 5V----2000mA or more, then you have a fast phone charger.
Source: http://highteknology..com/2015/07/how-to-detect-fast-and-slow-smartphone.html

boujaye:
Tell that so called professor, passing blames and excuses for the inability of the Dullard of Daura to nib Boko haram at the bud
is unacceptable. Baba Dully has boasted that he will "crush boko haram" with the wealth of experience as a former head of state and
General in his campaign. Now is the time to act.

NO Excuse

For

A.b.o.k.i.

kheart:
My Prof was so on point.

oluface:
[size=20pt]Her name is Iya Ibeji, she is under sabo police division, Yaba. She mostly control traffic at St Agnes , I ply Oyingbo to Yaba,
I have never seen this woman in angry mood before , She work with Swag and Smile Alot, Most of her colleagues do envy the way she get tips from people so some of them try to do what she does but they didnt get it , when this woman is working every other policemen and policewomen will stand still while she control the traffic perfectly . [/size]

lalasticlala:
The man tweeted that he saw a man marking WAEC May/June 2015 in a BRT Bus. The few that replied him felt it's okay doing that in the bus due to the traffic situation in Lagos...

What do you think? Was he right or wrong?

tejpot:
I just noticed that the pictures coming out of Aso villa these days are truly revealing of the beauty of that master pics. My question is has it always been like this or this government is just bent or repackaging the country? Or are we in for pictorama throughout Buharis tenure? GEJ pictures no fine reach these once o, or prove me otherwise.

IdisuleOurOwn:
I have read people refer to President Buhari as "clueless" and suchlike adjectives of disesteem suggesting cognitive incapacity - for his recent reference to German Chancellor Angela Merkel as "President Michelle of West Germany" . That is ignorant. And I will explain why shortly.

There are many things to criticize about president Buhari, but clueless-ness isn't one of them. His thought - process are clearly complex, sophisticated and high - level. If in doubt, get hold of any of his off - the cuff remarks, go beyond the distractions of his accent, and you will see a man whose intellect is deep and whose understanding of governance and world politics is admirably advanced.

You are probably wondering where I am going with this. How can someone call Germany "West Germany, mangle its president's name and official title, and I not say he isn't clueless but insist he is, in fact, intellectually deep?

OK, let me start by saying I am not some viscerally one - dimensional, unreflective Buhari apologist who is wedded to what I call the misguided philosophy of Buharist inerrancy, that is, the wrong-headed idea that Buhari is only human who is liable to errors and lapses of judgment. Many of us who criticised him in the future, do so not because we are better but because, as the saying goes, the onlookers, not the participants, see most of the game.

Now, when Buhari called German Chancellor Angela Merkel "President Michelle of West Germany", he was merely suffering from what Americans call "senior moment", which is the momentary lapse in the memory occasioned by old age. . As psychologists know only too well, as we age, the speed with which we retrieve information from our cognitive reservoir slows. Age-related memory lapses, experts tell us can start as early as late 30s and get worse as we get older.

Noble Prize - winning neurologist Eric Kandel and his colleagues published a well - received study in 2003 in the Journal of Science Translational Medicine where they, among other things, reveal that a "memory gene" in us appears to get weaker as our brain ages, causing us to forget easily, mix things up, and be unable to easily recall information stored in our memory bank.
Buhari is not the only president who contends with age - related memory impairment. The late President Ronald Reagan, America's oldest president, who was elected at nearly 70 years in his first term, was famous for his bewildering senior moments. I will give only few examples. President Reagan constantly referred to his own Vice President, George Bush, Sr. (father of George W. Bush), as "Prime Minister Bush" . (Remember Buhari's reference to Vice President Osinbajo as " Osunbade " during a campaign rally in Owerri? )

And, according to Tom Friedman's 2006 book titled You Are Not Alone :1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments : "President Roland Reagan's senior moments were legendary. He often forgot what foreign country he was in or the name of the dignitaries he was meeting. When he visited Brazil, he referred to it as Bolivia. He greeted Princess Diana as 'Prince David' .

Have you seen any similarities yet?

Well, another US President, Richard Nixon, had a senior moment when he went to France in 1974 to attend the funeral of French President Georges Pompidou. Nixon had a lapse of memory and totally forgot why he was in France, so he said : "This is a great day for France! "

There will be many more Age-related lapses from President Buhari. Get used to it. It's no big deal. It's part of normal process of aging, and has no impact or whatsoever on cognitive ability or performance. In spite of his notoriety for embarrassing "senior moments", President Reagan has often been ranked as one of America's greatest Presidents. In fact, a February 2011 Gallup poll placed him as Americas greatest President of all time ahead of Abraham Lincoln.

Like Buhari, Reagan lost in a past presidential election, but went ahead to defeat a younger incumbent in 1980. He won re-election at nearly 74 years with the biggest Electoral College victory in America history. When he left office in 1989, Reagan had an approval rating of 68 percent, which is the highest rating for a departing president in America modern history. Only Franklin D. Roosevelt and Bill Clinton rival this feat.

I am not implying Buhari will be a Nigerian Ronald Reagan, but his age - induced cognitive impairments and slips should not cause us to dismiss him. When he recently said to Nigerians in South Africa " I wish I became Head of State when I was a governor, just a few years as a young man. Now at 72, there is a limit to what I can do", he was referring to the inevitable impairments that age imposes on people. But senior moments don't impair performance if the will to succeed is there, as the example of Ronald Reagan clearly shows.

Although I think it's ignorant to hold Buhari's senior moments as evidence of cluelessness, it's fair game to poke fun at them. That's the nature of democracy. Even Reagan laughed at the humour his senior moments actuated. I hope Buhari and his Legion of zealous, humorless supporters will learn to laugh at his senior moment joke.

booqee:
https://img.pandawhale.com/post-38538-Friday-Ice-Cube-damn-gif-wtf-f-rjyQ.gif

boogee, na your fiance be that? his mouth big o o o and e nor dey fit close am

boujaye:
From the statement above you can see that APC is never the change Nigeria needed, all the false alarm raised against
GEJ's administration is just for witch-hunting. APC as a party has noting to offer. Only Buhari in the team is still making effort to strike the ball at the net, but unfortunately Buhari has not put his foot right.

Neyoor:
hmmm gud for her.

If she escapes this one, she can't escape the next trap of allegation coming her way.




We will tame all gej looters

In APC voice

sammyyoung2:
WETIN KONSHINE ME

PAGAN9JA:
[size=18pt]What a joke this Nation has turned into?!

This case has become like that of letting a murderer take a round to a weapons store.


This man has been accused of terrorism. and you let him go off for a vacation to the very nation that sponsors terrorists gobally. For what? To gain more funds for boko haram?[/size]

You people don't know what is happening. Granted permission to travel means:

Baba don send am message. He is on errand to clear things with the external bokos. Baba is now president, the deal is done, talk to them to stop

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Best Wishes!!!

realtestament:
Burundi's President Pierre Nkurunziza came by bicycle to vote at a polling station in his hometown of Ngozi:

source http://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-africa-33208598

boujaye:
Buhari was only playing Nollywood scripts, he was never real, but viewers thought it was real

How can the manifestos become real with Saraki and Dogara's emergence?

Buhari's plans have already started failing with the emergence of the duo.

Buhari, has no plan B, the whole Nigeria must push that train if it must start.

pathetic