₦airaland Forum

dawnomike:
Making money

Hi babes

EXLOVER:
Me how to ride bicycle oh, nobody thought me how to do it, but i can ride perfectly well, but i started as an adult.


Happy New Year My People

Gay

BKsoul:
Now you are acting victim..... Even your own sisters cant even do half of what that lady has done in your life.....

I need a lady friend. Can I invite u to sleep over so we can enjoy togeda?

Shemmlly:
I'm 26years old but my penis look like a 9years old boy and I'm also having premature ejaculation due to masturbation .pls how can I enlarge my small penis and stop premature ejaculation.help a dying soul

Talk to sweetcunt97 sir. She a known medikal doctor & nairaland regular, sir

longetivity:
you'll waste a whole year on toto, who raised you sef

sir, why not? have u met fine Nmezor or the super tolototocious Sweetcunt97 from Nairaland, sir? HELL YEA!

Mine: focus on only females, 99%

HakimZiyech:
Hey guys, it's less than 48hours for cross-over night! 2021 on my mind!!

what are the addictions you want to stop this 2020

As for me; the addictions I need to stop are:

* gambling
* gambling
* gambling
* gambling
* gambling
* gambling
* gambling
* gambling
* gambling
* gambling

This shiit has done more harm than good to me.....you ain't wrong if you call me a compulsive gambler; nigga I can stake 10k on a bet nd d game will lose but I won't feel that bad, I have been embarrassed, broke, and starved myself because of this shit - Damn
but next year amma stop this shit

God won't be happy with me if I gamble with any bookie next year.....I need to get my life back on track.


drop ur comments folks!!

Men. I too yansh dem in the car

soulstalker:
ah!! Aye yin ti baje egbon

Spek english biko. Bros please can u kindly suk dik like a pro??

soulstalker:
as as how sir?

So I can invest in u so u can be come my man & my boyfriend. Bros are u single?

Odewaleadesoye:
Some of his Designs:

hello hi beautiful boy?

soulstalker:
So famz,
what have u actually learnt and gained from nairaland?

Mine was those who comment on my post either positive or negative few great minds who have impacted me positively, it has really helped me change my life and making the right decisions, And also nairaland is the first place i will hear people who believes or says God doesn't exist, (very weird humans), I hope they get back to thier senses shar.

So famz what have u learnt or gained frm Nl?

brother, can i rob your back wit soap?

Nmezor:
Hmmm, this is serious.

bro Did I mention am a millionaire ? Sont u want to enjoy me?

Goodlyhrt:
I got two options which in anyways I am fuccked.

Leaving my teaching job of which I am paid like a begger but at least I'd have hope of getting paid

OR

Continue with the job and jeopardise my chance of getting a better offer in January because my boss insists I give him enough time to get a replacement for me

Sizing these two options I chose the former. Now I will have to get stuck in and look for a job before I get evicted from my house whose rent would be over by February.

Hi. Brother u sayin u want to be fuk?

dorin27:
He use to be a WWE wrestler

You look like a masculine wrestler my dear. Can u dress has a female so i can date u please?

Preciousgirl:
He loves my fufu
Ghana made
Ask him
I started serving him this from 24th December and he still wants more

please leave men alone so we can stick together and be happier. He dont want ya!!

faste:
Disgusting human being!

calm down beatiful man. my brother, please can i kiss your neck & tickle yor nose for our friendship?
i like to np u sir

Bennysam:
Hahahaha Nigeria Na country, Oga rest joor

My brother. Hi. I need a friend sir. & I like u
Please can u suk dik good sir?

Bennysam:
Useless woman get yourself a job

U dumb prik. Must u be rude? If u dont no, u ignore the question & be quite. U children so dumb its unbelievable

Habeyy:

The tin just tire me

Hello beautiful. Hi are u sir!

Truvel:
There Is Dis Girl Dat I Admire Her Beauty But She Is Short. And 4rm My Observation, All Her Sisters Are Short. Dey All Took Their Mother's Height. Na Her Brodas Manage Get Small Height. Honestly, My Fear Of Marrying A Short Girl Is Dat I No Won Born Aki & Pawpaw.

Bro, women are useless. Marry short guy sir

BKsoul:
But you can't for see coronavirus cure?
You no dey see better thing??
all your evil revelations will be on your head.....

I like your masculine feet. Please can u dressup has a female so I can date u please? I dont want to be gay no more. Deal?

anodereven:
From who's mouth

Can I use your mouth sir?

Dreadlock69:
I started watching porn in my teenage years but later found out it was all a lie and scam like it was just fantasy how can you put a lady in odd position and bleep her
There was this position I saw on porn the guy was bleeping the girl boobs we all know that scene like bleeping the girl breasts.
So I tried it with one girl in my teenage years I just removed my dick from her virginal and started bleeped her standing boobs and she didn't push back like I was what the Bleep was I doing she wasn't fighting back ,she was really enjoying the shit but it was all a rough sex though imagine wearing her bra and clothes back for her cause she told me to do so and I still remove it back instantly.
I wanted to bleep her ass but thank my stars she said No . Porn isn't real and not real like I don't know


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8epifJ2cpw8

Gay porn as better story lines sir. They the best

Dreadlock69:
I started watching porn in my teenage years but later found out it was all a lie and scam like it was just fantasy how can you put a lady in odd position and bleep her
There was this position I saw on porn the guy was bleeping the girl boobs we all know that scene like bleeping the girl breasts.
So I tried it with one girl in my teenage years I just removed my dick from her virginal and started bleeped her standing boobs and she didn't push back like I was what the Bleep was I doing she wasn't fighting back ,she was really enjoying the shit but it was all a rough sex though imagine wearing her bra and clothes back for her cause she told me to do so and I still remove it back instantly.
I wanted to bleep her ass but thank my stars she said No . Porn isn't real and not real like I don't know


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8epifJ2cpw8

Gay porn as better story lines sir

Preciousgirl:
Assuming ur spouse/fiancee is an actor
Would u be comfortable with her or him playing any role at all?

Which roles wouldn't u allow her to play and why

Me, it is madness

My husband cannot be acting mad

Gay wrestler

Adaibeku:
Metaphysical if u think I don't know u are crafty , u need 2 examine ur head ..all dis ur Igbo wife mantra isn't selling again

Bo man want u. Leave our men alone u gold digger. I don't want u we dont want u. Men is sticking together. Go away

L4stl00k:
See as he they go

Hello beautiful man. Bro do u wear underwear and please can u wear pink lipstick sir?