₦airaland Forum

teekay213:
how this won take provide groundnut to the garri wey i won drink now!

Listen! Before you drink dat grrrrrr! have u fumigated ur environment?









Lassa becoming rampant...

If this trend continues like this, there is hope for Corruption's Death in Nigeria. Father telling his son to go and face the music of his crime and the mother is like 'she bi we tell you'.

That yellow object is the CAT, that should be their Filter. Compare with picture.....

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That would be unfair to them cos they did not use hand to commit the crime, they used their brains, so, their brains should be removed

Na so so una go de bring Africa down, y u no show the rest eating at a dinning?

"Trump spits Trash". Eyin bi eyin okere yen!

adren:
i go just stand there dey reason whether to call the god of thunder to strike her down or ayilala..

na to go arrange tfare to go back to her village the next morning...

She was not left with any other options now, since u av decided not to pay electricity bill (for electric cooker), no gas refill, no stove available and you commanded her to get food cooked as your thunder no fit cook na.

He no go know say the 'baby mama' in advance to be old pass am now, small tym now, he go de complain say she de smoke indian hemp, lives weird life, he wan carry him daughter/son go America for Rehab... ok, continue! We r witness to ur relationship and I go testify against you when they stop you in the airport in the nearest future.

If she wants to collect her dues @ once, then I giv her 30k as well na .... pay-off till another day, then I add am to my favourite list

goodlifehyd:
Humans are so funny, since they know how to arrange themselves on the road in orderly manner without disturbing movement of people why did they decide to turn deaf ears to the pleas of a whole COAS, the numbers of minutes used in telling Buratai and his men to turn back wouldn't be upto what would be used to pave way for them and avoid all this.

"Well them say head Wey go chop konk if e wear 10 caps Na Hin hand e go take off everything till e go begin receive better konk from all angles"

How dare you stole my comment?
A Yoruba man you must be, ur Adage

Cutehector:
Dats not the Nigerian culture!

LouisBERG:
Hmmmm. Is she not proud of the nigeria culture?? He looks good in it btw.
#caLLmeBERG

Which culture are you guys talking about nooow?!!! Were you wearing agbada or kaftan as at the tym u guys were typing these sentiments? afterall his Pman is a muslim, so does it mean dat he can not dress according to his father's religious outfit? If Davido dress like dis now, u no go ask of hin culture, nawa for bigotic Fellas of Nigeria o!

[quote author=SSpeter p n u luv d ost=42080872]I heard the supposed in-law is late. My parents and the wife had seemed to be communicating. My dad was a close friend to the late brother who sold the property to him. but I believe my parents are just being too emotional. I don't have issue with the lady but I don't want my brother to get married to her. Although my dad said he will tell my brother but I believe he is going to tell him the same version he told my sisters..........[/quote]Why did u insist dat ur brother should not marry her, is it because of d vow u made, or the hatred u av for d family already b4 knowin about d lady or just feel like being unforgiving soul? assuming u r in ur brother's shoes n u love n wish to marry d babae, wont you let it go? Afterall, if ur brother can let go, I dont think u av much hold on their marriage in as much the story is told to ur bro. BOL!

Either they marry or not, u n ur brother turn enemy or not, either forgive or not he needs to know the truth na except if u frame all these up. How can ur parents dat are supposed to know better than you can be hiding such un-concealable fact?

Olosho and Jigolo!

nikkypearl:
"Ifeanyi"begging repeatedly like "Tekno" is God huh
If only we can ask for forgiveness of sins as much! Smh!

The Lady is so adorable! But the Tatoo ?

I think say na only me noticed, Teckno sef dey form kati kati, na who dey hear in song wher boiz wey serious (Mosco Boiz, wey de studio now, dem no de play @al) de. Go ask Olu Maintain, 'O se record kaan abi meeji, o wa n gbe olosho (I repeat it, Tekno), O wa ni won yeye' culled from 'I catch cold' by Maintain, back then when you never grow up. Come form nonsense for NL here, you go know say u dey jonz for forming 'Lord' on dat small boi called Ifeanyi. I dey wait u na, person wey know u, make e copy u. Oshisko!

petkruz:
I don't hate him, I only mean well by encouraging him to move on. He's way older so I give him that respect! As for your revelation, there's nothing to handle because my relationship has moved to its permanent site.

AdonbilivU.
If not for ur 'camouflage' boyfriend, what I believe is dat u will be living wit d guy in his apartment by now. Time will tell if am lying...

But if you are sincere, seek ur BF's advice and com and advise the other 'olojukokoro' like you on NL.

smudge2079:
Hmmm... And it made first page

Mere reading, it seems to be a joke, but deeply, it sends a message... you need to know the Illustrator's mind b4 you conclude.
To me, I think the expression simply implies that 'in any developing (third world) countries, most especially the corrupt ones, any service or facility managed by the government is not always being properly managed, so (selfish) citizens are not happy to make use of them for their personal purpose but get very happy when they want to benefit from the same system cause pple know that it is a loose system and they can manipulate, embezzle and enrich themselves (illegally) easily'. My assumption for the illustration anyway...

The Brides' Train pics reflect the ex-life of the Bride.... 'Ex-Nudist gives her hand in marriage'

olatade:
This man is a former COAS, Chief of Army Staff. By the contents of terms and conditions of service, he is entitled to a driver and an orderly who are serving military personnel. His residence is equally secured by serving military personnel . The choice not to be wear uniforms is dictated by the circumstances. No retired General of that status will leave his Military Orderly who has been with him for decades for an SSS officer, if there is anything like that. The person stooping is a serving soldier dutifully attending to his boss, a 3 star general. I challenge you to cross check these facts to avoid sensational reports. What is so extraordinary in a soldier officially attending to his boss, a general at that?

Why are you doing this to me Olatade? You saw shit on your leg and go ahead calling it wet-clay, khai, u r a dangerous carrier to the whole universe, in-fact u r deadly vessel!

Mak i go withdraw my lil balansh b4 d rest is history. I de joke o, GT is good for me but why dem go involve demselvs 4 DG case na....

cole265:
This is man is sick

Check ur mirror b4 posting comments next tym.

shorxynla:
This is funny isn't it? Yes people, Check out this picture of the Executive Governor of Ekiti State, Peter Fayose as he dressed like a Sheik
The Photo was Captioned "Sheikh AbdulPeteru Ayodele Fayose, the Osokomole himself"


lalasticlala Seun Mukina2 Ishilove come and see oo
SOURCE:http://ekiti247.com/photos-governor-fayose-dressed-like-sheik-of-islam-35953/#sthash.en5iRnUQ.dpbs

He belongs to everybody, he belongs to nobody!

Rapmoney:
Sorry to tell you this...you are one of the many Nigerians that still wallow in ignorance!!! Who told you she was wrong for telling you she was studying POLITICS? The study of POLITICAL SCIENCE can also be referred to as POLITICS! Political Science is common among Nigerians but it is still the same as the study of Politics! Check American and most European universities and you would see it is normally called the study of Politics. This means that u are ignorant, all the people in the bus that laughed were ignorant and those that liked your post here are also ignorant and to crown it all, the girl is right!

Am aware dat you know everything in the world but forgot to ask the lady's reaction, then pass ur judgement later!

stanley99a:
Your English self

He de hustle for JAMB na....

I graduated from UNIPETROL Portharcourt!

lofty900:
I don't understand your stories

Go and buy NOEC Book 1.

Widall:
cheii I zon die

Help granmomma to the street, both of u can make money dan Korede Bello, Nigerians still av mercy for the Blind people.

Widall:
cheii I zon die

Help granmomma to the street, both of u can make money dan Korede Bello, Nigerians still av mercy for the Blind people.

StefanSalvatore:
Nothing last forever

Try to use the Perfume made in the North....

merzybenedict:
What's my beezwax with this . Abeg who get sagem charger ? My phone is about to die !

Sagem insef don die, wetin u nid in charger for? I get bt i no fit giv without tellin me wetin u wan use am do...

Hitback2back:
Chai!!! School good, book good, knowledge good, wisdom good!!!

If you lack all of these you are a total mess.

As far as am concern even his enemies and haters will wish they had made this quotes....

School good ooooooooooooooo

What could be more inspiring than "I belong to everybody... (you relax small leaving pple yawning for more and then you finally say) I BELONG TO NOBODY" in a bold, confident and Brave voice? Rated as the No 1 quote in Africa in 2015, you com dey hail dat small pikin poem .... shior!