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craziebone:
but after 10 years wey you dey look for someone to marry you never still find, after 10 years?

Bro am still in search o, for a while, i placed priority on my life and how to be successful. I thank God dat now, I can afford to pay my basic bills and still in search of gr8a future. The lady i mentioned is fictional but av made move aggressively with freestyle (u might not understand buh i av dating experience very well), thats how i got one of them in picture And why did you ask? Anybody in ur mind for me?

lovethchioma:
Instead of wooing a girl you actually know you can't give a good future, why don't you do something more productive with your time. What the hell makes you think you even doing her a favour by wooing her? Mtcheeeeeeeew. Some Nigerian guys and their mumu mentality.
Hope you have sisters at home? Make sure you push them to get married before they clock 20.
When you finally have female children, tell them to put in mind that they are not worth more than marriage and when ever the first guy woos them, they should just go ahead and marry since that's the only thing that gives them worth.

Actually I dont know the category you belong to but let me help me you out. Everything in life has stage and is influenced by the SEASON. check my post again, i never mentioned 20, eventho 20 years is not a bad deal for courtship. stage of study, i.e primary school to secondary, i put that @ 5-17 years. If you are good to get further education (without financial threat or so), you ought to be rounding off tertiary education by 24 - 26 (except if you would be advised to learn a trade). As a woman that has good value for family and future home, by 25, u should av som1 in mind as ur future hubby (everything lies in God's hand tho). I am not blaming anybody for his or her action or inaction based on this note but my take is dat:
1. Most of young ladies are not too good in detecting a good relationship because of trending things, hip life and fake hope.
2. Poverty does not allow them to take right direction and they get it wrong easily since they dont have grounded education on life and existence
3. U the big sisters (i dont know ur age tho) dont counsel dem rightly because of the fear of the useless lives u have used in the past and u keep on giving them d impression of how wicked men are forgetting the fact that a man has shown more dan necessary care to you at a point of ur life (for his own desperate desire to marry you) and u closed ur eyes to him cos of the best reason known to you(probably he doesnt have 6 packs, height, handsome, money, academic background to mention few)
Not realising the fact that sincere love is very scarce and rare. Instead of u to think of how to live with those shortfalls considering the fact that u can never get a perfect gentleman. Afterall, u are not also perfect.
Her comes the person u call ur dream guy who is a fuckiing bleeper, can u see ur life? Dat one go com camp u and bleep u for years (shaybi na dat one u love na),at the end of it all, u ll now run out of his hostage one day and start running ur mouth against every other man u see on the street. the painful aspect is the way u scare the younger (foolish) ones that are also already in ur foothpath b4 they start attending ur classes. Go and check Facebook and see the numbers of weddings that have taken place this year among young people without financial attachment and u will know dat ur tym is up and the future of your younger sisters is here!

craziebone:
@misspicy, can you see this post? I told you its about rejection. Its rejection that makes these men come up with topics like this.

If u like, call am ejaculation, everybody knows wetin he dey find.... u cant speak for anybody g.

is dis gurl for real? just thinkin...

e get one wey i de try woo now, her age never even reach 24 wey u mention, she de put ear piece for ear.... i com de remember a lady of her age wey i cared for d same way i care for her now, ten years ago. the woman dey woo me now but i no gree, me de woo dis one now she de carry ear-piece. i dey help her pray say make her battery run down b4 i change my mind

yomexp:
“While we were in court, they filed a 2000 page proof of evidence and the counsels were unable to review the document and prepare their defence.

That Ajuwa wey dey do like say na rule of law in de protect, na lie o, na in pocket e de consider. make e com swear for NL wey in carry dis video com say he never or no go collect money for in service. wetin mak i com do wen e com de say dem no know may be a criminal is alive or not. mtcheew! person wey no get my pity for eye wen e de chop my money make i com de pity am wen dem de suffer, Nigeria Police I fenk you!

gists:
I suggest you better look for another job elsewhere because if this is how your boss reason, you people may close shop sooner than you think.
Ministers appointed and doing their work and someone is saying Nigeria closing shop.
Oil vessels are on the high sea with extremely little buyers and add the fact that the oil price is down, yet you boss thinks getting stolen funds (in billions of dollars) to beef up the country's financial strength is a waste of energy.
Are the ministers not working? The other day Fashola gave a presentation just as the minister of finance is embarking on an ambitious revenue drive

na u b the worker wey steal my comment now, wetin u wan me make i talk again?
he no even reach d one wey dem go de make us de reason dat Bubu should forgive and forget d past. so how den do we recoup the stolen funds or how den the govt should discourage subsequent looting if judgement is not attained. Bros, abeg update me o, may be u go get knowlege pass me, sey na Bubu be d EFCC chairman now ni? abi na him dey head the team wey de try Dansuki dem ni? Small tym now, dem go say witch-hunting, the tym wey PDP de rule us, how many APC members dem de favour, If dem no use their turn well dan to chop money and another govt com dey use their own power dey witch-hunt dem, why should i shout mo gbe o! Father I thank you! for this APC wey dey witchhunt the PDP wey don spoil our economy for more dan 16 years. Allakua! make all dis trader wey de call dem self business men go sidon jere. Obo n gbe obo pon.

dapsonlou:
Will rather climb Possy than Ride a D!ck. Arguing with you is pointless. Everyone knows the Blog is her only business. She's good at it and work hard at it. But the income is not Enough to cover a 600m naira home. If you calculate the ad space. 15*500k per month then Times it by 12, you will get her yearly blogging income

Dont be too proud dan what you know, na me u de say 'it is pointless arguing with u' cos of that primary school arithmetic u did. What do u know about business? do u think business is all about coming here to type 15k multiply by 12 and get wetin wetin u got. by wot u just typed now i discovered where u r coming from. let me educate you, dat ur N15, 500 by 12 is 186 000. can dat subscribe for an annual data plan for any serious blogger (even u wey dey use left hand to type). Now, their major income comes from advert, endorsement and contracts (if u want to learn, be humble), Rumour monger just like you just said she collects N30m monthly from Ambode for PR or whatever reason, it might not be realistic but with her stage in social media, she will have a lot of fat contracts dat can give her nice income.... she has customers like Communication companies, Banks, Oil companies. lavish politicians and political parties, u de der de talk about blogging premium, I no blame u sha if not for her wey small pikin de worry her and her sister wey de shout like village girls. wetin concern me if dem catch am tomoro morning, why she self no use part of dat money affect people's life positively. I wan go sleep abeg

dapsonlou:
I hate arguing with d!ck riders . The can never use their minds to think, everything is on Sentiments.

Pusi climber, n u except me to get along wit dat ur factless guesswork with dat fake accent, go n sleep if u r upset n wake up wit another dream dat will take me to ur school of thought.

dapsonlou:
Zukerberg is Stock Rich because his Company went public. Linda's Website does not Generat income to Justify the house, unless she's got a side business we don't know about

Then let us assume she does other businesses as u guessed or probably u r underestimating her income. Mind you FB reached a very great net worth b4 it attracted investors.

Acidosis:
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APC is a party of career propagandist, destiny looters and fundamental hypocrites. Dine with them, and cut short your lifespan by 45%!


AMBODE, a common excommunicated civil servant sponsored the greatest and most expensive and sophisticated ads in the 4th Republic and NO ONE IS SAYING ANYTHING!!!!!!


AMBODE PAID LINDA N80M/MONTHLY (Source: Popular blogger Kemi). THATS JUST 1 of the over 30 Ad portfolios including the popular video ad where he hired over 10 Naija artists including Ice Prince, etc.



WHY THE SILENCE?


WHY THE ATTENTION ON AIT Channels aired more ads for the APC. Why are we witch-hunting people for the same crime we committed? OMG! I HATE APC With Passion!



APC is the 666 (THE MARK OF THE BEAST) OF THIS GENERATION. DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH THEM, THEY WILL DESTROY YOUR LIVES PEOPLE!

DASUKI's LOOT is nothing when compared with the amount APC SPENT ON CAMPAIGN.


REASON NIGERIANS, YOU ALL SHOULD USE YOUR BRAINS!!! Before you become a programmed zombie, use your brain and analyse events as they unfold!!

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So because we want to use our brain now, the looters should not be prosecuted or because tinubu owns 65% of Lagos properties as u de claim, d $2.1bn should not be recouped abi. I said u shud go and sit down and stop confusing pple

dapsonlou:
Whether Oluloyo is lying or not, Linda's income doesn't support a 600m naira home. It doesn't had up.

Wot of zukerberg own wey hit $50bn? Na u b her accountant?

vivianblog3:
The Comment Weah i go Drop Still dey DO PRESS UP ......

1. IF NA EFCC OMOR DAT 600M MANSION DON TURN TO FG PROPERTY OOOO
2. NO PHOTO OF LINDA IN THE SWIMMING POOL ... NA PHOTO OF LINDA SPENDING 4 YEARS IN JAIL.
3..... Make i just save my comments till 9 O Clock in the morning Tomorrow ... i know EFCC Officials dey Visit Nairaland

Linda Nothing dey happen ok .... Na blogging we dey do . ... VIVIAN tORI (GIST)

Wetin de do u now? Wey u de do like ashana wey no get customer com de beef inmates wey customer de wait for while on another one. Na dat old cargo wey Dem de beat around u wan de follow abi, Dem never kill the ram wey Dem go use in skin do d koboko wey Dem go take flog u. U leave the person wey suppose b ur mentor go dey folo dat one wey dey use battery.

Chanchit:
The highest they can get is Arase sending a rep'. And the case would have to die a natural death sooner or later.

Normal

Omotayor123:
I haven't noticed... Maybe because I don't wait for my Data to exhaust before I renew!

Forming mama... How can u make another subscription without exhausting d current. We wey dey do 20g sef never comment

[quote author=vizkiz post=41001601]tosin, why you no add yahoo boys to that list na?

Those murafuckers been stealing our girlfriends since the time of John the Baptist

That was how sheila thought I was a yahoo boy and she dumped her boyfriend to date me. Iya ma je omo yen oh




I will remind you of this shiit you just typed when you lock 40 and still searching for a husband

U r a badt guy
Gist me full na. How u take suffer d sarewa na?
No mind dat one wet de run her mouth. Na men de talk here! Gist me sontin jere

E ni ja ere!
and na still the same set of people go de look you for street as commoners.
make dem recover d money from dem, commot their prick and let dem go back to their respective homes with joy and happiness

E ni ja ere!

Today na my own Birthday too na! NL no de check calendar like FB ni. Even self GT don greet me for house...

why e no carry biro and calculator now? mumu....

In the earlier page of this post, I saw where somebody posted saraki's worth and fleets. If he truly has the interest of this country in his mind and not mocking Nigerians, I think he should be considerate enuff to make contribution of (even if just) four out of his most expensive cars for national assignment most esp @ d present situation pending d tym Baba go slow will recoup the stolen funds. Well, if my opinion is childish, I know dat one day, our leaders will push us to where anybody will not even bother to wear slippers in the morning. God forbids war in Nigeria!

Abbykem:
Ok

Whatsapp, fb, or any other private mail, then u complete day plsssss, I promise not to dream of you.

Abbykem:
What's that

Ur PM, u delete it after 30 secs and am asleep. A deal?

Abbykem:
Go and sleep

I can read ur mind, dat is not ur wish, but if you insist, can I make a request?

Abbykem:
Lemme confess you

Av already been confessed, command me my princess...

Abbykem:
I'm blushing

Seriously? Then my mistress how can I satisfy u? In seekers voice to the mother confessor....

Abbykem:
ok, tanks. Stop flirting with me now

Not really, am trying to be frank, just d way u r except if u want me to really stop saying d truth... Even if am romantic dis is d best section on NL

Abbykem:
Ehn! Indirectly, I sound immature abi?

22 is not a symbol of immaturity, wit I consider is your youthfulness and enthusiasm.

Abbykem:
Chisos

Am I too far?

Abbykem:
Oya, Kini age mi?

U sound 22.

Abbykem:
How will I know bro

From our chat sis, I can accurately/approximately guess ur age from d lol chat we had

Abbykem:
Age does not matter, it's maturity

Am I?