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ElDeeVee:
No vex, kid

okay Grandpa..
ogbeni, kilonsele

NakedEve:
Fortunately I had a male rummie.
He couldn't stand a fine babe's body.
He was also smooching me almost every night.
One day I couldn't stand it any longer n then the fucking began.
Day n night he hit me hard.
I loved it

Unfortunately he didn't know I was possessing him with demons throughout.

And now he treks the whole of Lagos selling drugs.
Chai. I HV destroyed his life.

ehn ehn... please where are you now... lemme see if I can pay you back

ElDeeVee:
No try that thing boy

shey e mi no boy? will you ever change? Oya apologise sharperly

only on these conditions can I date or marry a single mother

1) if and only if the father to her child is dead
2) she has all I wanted in a woman...


lobatan

hahahaha

So this is how pants look like

This thread made my day...

well my supernatural experience was that I perused this thread from page 1 to 42 within 20 minutes...



o ye ki won yibon pa awon e lomi ni shaa...

eldeevee, should I burst the balloons? you remember your early morning fortifications 6 a.m. to be precise

My range is not here jhur.... below 5k ni faa

wow wow! dope

someone was asked to choose between bleeping Nicki Minaj and making heaven, His reply was:

"Heaven sure before? I don off clothe before dem finish the statement"

oga, tosyn, if it's any of those jobs you want, come and collect it

and No, I think Airtel customer agents are the worst of all, they have a line they all use

"Your request has been submitted to the appropriate section, we will contact you once we are able to resolve it. Thank you for choosing airtel, have a nice day.


*Their Father*

lemme make this input so you won't call me fake

o.p, the sh!ts you posted up there are bull load oof craps from a myopic point of view...




at least I didn't appear to be fake now nShey?

Beards over text anytime..

looks like their eyes were plucked out....

I stand to be corrected tho

profojah2:
[size=18pt]Una don derail my thread[/size]

you called a derailing meeting..

misspicy2:
ko ti kogbon o,mo she she n meye no lapo ni...
odi Jo ti ode re ba yo enu loro mi,kin to GBA pe okogbon

How will he log in with his known moniker,dude practically needs social media approval to feel alright...I know this you know

chai.. bobo yii ti wa shi oja ra bayi... sha shora, ki o ma di alaseju

wristbangle:
Honestly bro. They can frustrate person eh! God dey

sometimes when I see these things, I just look at myself like
'Hey dude, are you really working?'

then I later realized that God's time is the best

misspicy2:
lol....we will do something about it

same line from 3 days ago... like you quoted it again Shey?

misspicy2:
kashanu kini?
eranko yen,OMA ti pe ti otin paro kakiri Nairaland nipami,ti mo nfi oju fo...

iro ti oloriburuku yen pa ni pa a won obirin mi fun mi ni yen fa,sho lorun lo ni pe kin ma RU sori be omode yen shey RU sori...

meanwhile temi lo ma fi kogbon

o ti kogbon to nah.. someone who couldn't login with his known monicker..

misspicy2:
call it whatever,am fighting for a good cause which is saving the next generation from paedophiles
if Mr president hears about it,I should be given an award





we haven't concluded you know

yes, a good course, and you merit a medal.. may be OON




yes, it's all left to you.. watcha say?

misspicy2:
baba its deeper than you think self,when an adult starts lying and seeing people as invincible enemies,their brains should be checked,what is it called again? hallucination I think

choi oya e shanu e o ti sa fun yin.. o de ti sanwo itanran fun awon to mo gba...

truth be told, dude bleep up seriously, b!tching around at 26, worst still, a graduate...

misspicy2:
LMAO.... make spicy no fight? see
I been dey watch d eediots since,coz of my new year resolution,he had to grow wings and spread lies just to get down with a teenager
my brother,I have her type as sister,I cannot open my eyes and allow a paedophile loose o,I go fight this one.call me patriotic citizen
kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa

patriotic indeed Oya, lemme see how patriotic Nigerians fight

wristbangle:
I know that area well. It's along Gerald road. After that round about that connects ikoyi to Lekki pennisula.

Bros, wetin those small pikin dey ride fit damage person esteem.

hahahaha.. bro, no be lie

STFUareyouGod:
Hehehehe see una don dey come one one. Una wan see fight
I'm awt!

baba, no go nah.. even me sef come with sword.. Temi mi no spicy nah

misspicy2:
it will be darling,you get yourself a cold drink and some popcorn then sit back on your couch and watch

hehe , *spreads my mat* (no couch) **sipping well water** (no light since a week) spicy, don't fight o

oga o, we all want someone perfect... now its voice... op, may God help you o...

this thread should be interesting...

Just one word for the OP and his post 'STUPID'

Nubian113:


You're better in my dreams

Don't be selfish, the dream is only you.. I want to get involved for real.. gimme a beat and let me show my dancing skills

Burntcoal:
this pics na for pose. have you seen women who are actually labourers? they dont parade themselves in weave-ons or clean clothes when they know gravel or mixed cement can pour on their body. but she try sha

God bless you for that observation.