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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 8:10am On May 21, 2020
MOnkeyBabe:
SiR, what do you think about my PhOTOs?
okay. Ive seen them. I see the future TASHA grin

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Crime / Re: Young Banker Commits Suicide In Lagos (photo) by Braindealer(f): 8:08am On May 21, 2020
ProfAmaben:

A scientist. All scientists are philosophers which makes their highest degree Doctor of philosophy PhD.
okay. I just sensed some level of wisdom. Am a philosopher
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 8:05am On May 21, 2020
MOnkeyBabe:
ah AAhn, not all monkeys are uGly.
TheSe aRe my real PiCtuReS .
I love the end where they wrote,
Thank you DeBRA
With ID# CHAKAM grin I felt fulfilled
WOW. Your not the monkey i taught you were. Your a rare spacie - a prety monkres grin

But honestly your beautiful. I think you deserve to be in the house. Please ma, work on that stuborn pimples on your right chick.

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Phones / Re: The Gallery (Mobile Photography/Art) by Braindealer(f): 7:59am On May 21, 2020
chariisGRACE:

i bought it for 10kcheesy cheesy
chisos! Lemme buy it for 11k grin
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 7:58am On May 21, 2020
MOnkeyBabe:
SiR, what do you think about my PhOTOs?
what photos?
Crime / Re: Young Banker Commits Suicide In Lagos (photo) by Braindealer(f): 10:22pm On May 20, 2020
ProfAmaben:


Arguing with a Christian about Jesus or a moslem about Mohammad is similar to arguing with an atheist about the existence of both. We simply don't believe in their existence.
Exactly! Are you a philosopher?

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Health / Re: Can Celibacy Cause Child Birth Complications? Gynaecologists' Attention Needed by Braindealer(f): 10:17pm On May 20, 2020
ejimatic:
. Celibacy is a condition when a person decides not to marry or have sex with an opposite sex for a particular period of time.Somebody who makes that decision is a celibate.
okay. Thanks alot.

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Phones / Re: The Gallery (Mobile Photography/Art) by Braindealer(f): 10:14pm On May 20, 2020
chariisGRACE:
Gionee F103 + LR
wow. How much do the phone cost?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 10:08pm On May 20, 2020
cruxgemmata:


I think u should change urs. When i said lowkey i wasnt talking about their financial and social status. If u have read clearly, u will understand what i meant by lowkey. Incase u dont, i meant they r not in the public eye. They are living their lives privately.

Am even surprised u understood that lowkey part of my comment wrongly.

Social media has given y'all access to insult people because u can.
Sorry bro. I didnt mean to insult you grin
Celebrities / Re: Lockdown: DJ Cuppy Washes Her Range Rover By Herself (Video) by Braindealer(f): 9:59pm On May 20, 2020
CallMeDrino:
angry

See news undecided
asin ehn. How does it affect me?

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Family / Re: My Wife Just Told Me She Regrets Marrying Me. What Should I Do? by Braindealer(f): 9:56pm On May 20, 2020
DaddyOpe:
I got married to my wife 5 years ago. Before we got married, she dated a guy. We all stayed in the same area. I live here because it is close to my place of work. Her ex lives in the area. He does building contractor. While they were dating, I met my wife. I was able to convince her to date me. And since the guy was always travelling, I was able to get close to her. I think I won her finally after we had sex. Because that first day, I scattered her brain. She later left the guy. I proposed, she accepted and we got married.

I will say, at that time I got married to my wife, her ex and I were on the same level financially. But, recently, the guy has turned to something else. He does building for people overseas. People said the guy's work is good and he is always getting contracts. My wife said he had a 2.1 in Civil Engineering. He started selling cement. He is now a dangote cement distributor. He built a duplex at the junction of my street. He has 3 cars in the compound (he recently bought 1 car during this lockdown that people are saying no money oo). I and my wife do not have any car. I am still a tenant. We have to pass front of his house every day.

During this lockdown, my office has being delaying salaries. It has not being easy. I have had quarrels with my wife in the past but yesterday was the worst. During the quarrel, she said she regrets marrying me. That if she had ignored me and married her ex, she would have being living comfortably. I almost beat her up. Then she told me that this her ex paid her school fees in 300 and 400 level when she almost pulled out of school for lack of finance. She regrets paying him back by leaving him to marry me.

Since then, I have not being myself. I just created this account to express myself.
honestly ehn, this one weak me die!
Health / Re: Can Celibacy Cause Child Birth Complications? Gynaecologists' Attention Needed by Braindealer(f): 9:51pm On May 20, 2020
ejimatic:
. A path that is walked always is smother than a path that is not walked regularly or a path that has been abandoned. When a lady is still a virgin till about 34 or 35 the deflowering process may be painful as well as their childbirth .It is because of the contraction of the cervix as a result of irregular or non sexual activity..This however does not apply to everybody.... The solution is if there is a late marriage there must an ample time for pre-intimacy which helps lubricating the female genital for copulation. This will reduce the pain if it comes.When the lady is pregnant she must have sex on a regular basis with her husband so that her delivery will be easy..Abstinence from sex before marriage is not a problem as every sexual crisis can be controlled and managed depending on the understanding and orientation of the spouses .
Am lost here. Please what is celibate?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 9:47pm On May 20, 2020
NekkyCee:
I'm on my way grin
I would like to be there with you so that... grin
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 9:43pm On May 20, 2020
MOnkeyBabe:
yeah. I Did try apply too. Don't mind that Guy
good to hear. But i dont understand the 'MOnkeyBabe' part.

Are you sure they will audition ugly girls? grin
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 8:51pm On May 20, 2020
Carloslehder:

See this ignorant man,go tell that to Jeff Bezos and bill gate,who born this cheap fools where money dey,you are comparing ordinary Bbn naija contestant with a wealthy man bros your ignorance get leg o.who do you think those hoes the show produce go to for assistance.
There are levels to this shit, fvck your fame ,money makes the world spin.
So you want to compare ordinary Bbn contestant to the likes of emoney,hushpuppy,mompha and co
i rest my case. I can see my level of reasoning and yours are not the same.

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Politics / Re: FEC Approves N623m For Customs To Buy Computers by Braindealer(f): 8:46pm On May 20, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
I tire brother
And na one politician go win that contract to supply the computers
Money dey politics
Whether devil like it or not am gonna delve into politics last last
After all the bombing
Na politics go end am
i go Join a party with Great ideology
I nor go join APC! Never. For me to join APC i better join PDP

Then like play like play i go find my way into the legislative arm of government

Then boom
I go propose or introduce the bill to legalize weed
I go begin recommend and make sure all my real niggarrrz in the street get government contracts
grin
Shey i be your real nigga? Noforget me oh.

But abeg before you go into politics, ensure you cook yourself with better juju.
Politics / Re: FEC Approves N623m For Customs To Buy Computers by Braindealer(f): 8:41pm On May 20, 2020
kingola87:
Hmhmm
Anyway, Na to just bash them (online) as usual, nothing wey we go do na.
I dey tell you. They don share money already. Notin we fit do
Politics / Re: FEC Approves N623m For Customs To Buy Computers by Braindealer(f): 8:37pm On May 20, 2020
Luckydubby7:


https://punchng.com/breaking-fec-approves-n623m-for-customs-to-buy-computers/

laslas, the contractors would buy china products at 100k per unit. Mtcheew
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 8:29pm On May 20, 2020
gurunlocker:



And who told you I am interested? Mr excuses!


You don't know joke when you see one? Taking everything in life too serious.
lol. Sorry for the missunderstanding sir grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 8:28pm On May 20, 2020
Carloslehder:

What do you take me for,I'm fvcking accomplished,man don't need to associate with some stupid sets of people for an attempt at fame.get that to your SKULL angry
Mr accomplished. Its just a fun programe. The fame is not even the reason for doing it. Its the paticipation and experience that matters.

Besides, nomatter how accomplished you think you are, with their fame, you no reach.

It onething to be rich or confotable, and its another thing to be a celebrity. Whey they will enter, you cant even peep.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 8:20pm On May 20, 2020
Babatunde40:
The time to be doing online auditions and wait for big brother selection, I would rather use it to do online dating.

Online dating that I started last month is already yielding fruits. Nothing like having genuine friends that care about you. One of them is from Ireland. I was explaining to her of my situation in Nigeria and she was asking if she can assist with small money. I just said no for the now

Why would I do BBnaija audition that I am not sure of when I can do online dating that is very sure. For those asking me the dating site I used, I used Bit Mistress
Nice try grin
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 8:18pm On May 20, 2020
Rossycee:
We are coming
Oya! PEPPER DEM!

So which one are you going with? Mouth ordor?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 8:15pm On May 20, 2020
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Sorry. What is Buhari? Is it anothe Virus?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 8:11pm On May 20, 2020
Carloslehder:
Making stupid unintelligent people famous
You that is not stupid, what are you waiting for? grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 8:07pm On May 20, 2020
gurunlocker:
Waste of time...



When they already know those who are coming to the house.... A friend to Ebuka, that's a friend to P square and a friend to Banky w.... grin
Your just givin yourself excuses. That ideology would not help you in life.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 8:06pm On May 20, 2020
Exc2000:
cool


Nice Distraction , NCDC updates don tire us

Hope Tacha and them 2019 oloshos don cash out and make savings because their retirement process just started and there equity just started depreciating

.
The NCDC updates don tire me to. But make we no go forget oga-coro
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 8:02pm On May 20, 2020
cruxgemmata:
At last. Mercy and Tacha will trend less just like the previous ones that are on lowkey now
lowkey. But they have achieved something you havent. Where that has taken them, you cant go. What that has given them, you cant get.

The connect they have gathered, you no reach. The life the will still be living in the next 50 years, you no reach.

Change your ideology. Think POSITIVE, think BIG!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 7:56pm On May 20, 2020
billionman:
Can't wait.
To audition or to watch?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 7:55pm On May 20, 2020
frankmoney:
Imagine... The world is fighting a pandemic .. and na bbn be DStv priority . What have they donated sef ?
People wey dey find money.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 7:53pm On May 20, 2020
Pharaoh01:
Bet9ja wasted over 200 million on FG as support for COVID 19, money that should have been shared among its loyal customers as palliatives .. As if that was not enough, it's about to embark on another fruitless journey on BB9JA.. When wl we get things right in this country?
Broda, its politics. They are surely getting favours in return. Most importantly, - FAME

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 7:51pm On May 20, 2020
lastempero:
These people wants to make another money.
Exactly. Its just a way to make more money.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020: Online Audition Holds (Details) by Braindealer(f): 7:50pm On May 20, 2020
vicdom:
cheesy
Abeg I need another silicon nyash and smelling Tacha in that house ooo. Ebuka (Aka Ogbu na echendo) take note ooo
my name is Ebuka oh grin

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