₦airaland Forum

budaatum:
Don't I?

When Nigeria stops subsidising my fuel use and charges me fuel tax instead like many nations already do, I'm very certain I will understand the news then.

The problem with this your train of thought is that most of those "countries" actually produce something hence their economy can afford to tax that much
Yours do not even have a welfare scheme that does not involve sharing rice😄😄
So yeah let them keep charging you oh😄
Smh

Softmirror:
There should have been one named after Ojukwu afterall he died chasing to become Nigeria president after scamming his tribes men, women and children that he was all about Biafra while really he was all about power. Benjamin jam dem to their grave. What a pity.

This one is still in sifia pains
Stop wailing upandan

flokii:
Go and sleep jor..

E easy yet poverty index in Anambra increased from 25% to over 55% under the 'gbaju e' master.
Empty barrels always doing cho cho cho upandan.

The way you minions parrot this "what did he do in anambra" thing is an obsession o😄😄
Everyone saw what he did with the resources he had
Thankfully we are now seeing what the miracle lagos worker has done nationwide

That a former government official has to resort to making stu.pid statement on social media just to get paid for impressions or clicks is quite sad
Worse is that this doo.fus worked for one of the best leaders in the history of this land
Smh

VulgarVulvas:
Why not demand that Achebe get a Noble Prize as well since you are now competiting with Soyinka ?

Same Nobel prize every and I mean EVERY African writer boycotted that year?
Okay😄

This is pointless
The man rejected national awards when he was alive
He surely wouldn't want any one now
Heck he even turned 50 cent down
That is called principles
Something the average Nigerian would struggle to grasp
QED

Even fact check people don't bother to defend Apcheat anymore
Only minions like Afamed and helinues still do their 30k gig

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First question is
Did you apply
Secondly unless you undergo training jumia will never ask you to resume
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Jashub:
Drop your number

Sold

Samsung S10 scrap
Screen is cracked and faulty but all else is fine
30k
PM if interested

Liverpool
Man City
Madrid
Barcelona
Arsenal
Chelsea
Those teams are just odd to me🚶

Somebody needs to teach naija YouTube channel owners that voice overs on content for too long actually decreases views
Meanwhile who is she?

I'm surprised
The i**d*ot didn't blame eastern peeps or obi
Shameless m*or*on
Smh

aremubabs:
What are you even jabbering on about?




Do you know how many Americans are in debts, from mortgage to student loans, etc. If lenders resort to cheap abuse, blackmails and all that, you think society will continue to function optimally?





No one is saying that it is good to owe money, but there are ways for recovering debt. Legitimate lenders take you to court to recover their loans. They don't resort to lies, falsehood and criminal defamation.





Did you know that all of these criminal loan sharks originated in China? The Chinese government had to send them packing when the citizens began to complain about abuse and all. The loan sharks ran to India. Same complaints. Indians were committing suicide because of lies and falsehood. The Indian government drove them out.





Look at Okash, for example. OKash ran to Kenya and began to terrorize the Kenyans, driving people to commit suicide, sometimes over loans not more than a dollar. As soon as you default, they fabricate lies and tarnish your image. The Kenyan government clamped down on OKash. A variant of OKash appeared in Nigeria and continued its onslaught until Nigerians began to cry up to the government.






FCCPC began to deal with the loan sharks. Go and check OKash now. Once you default, they wait until your debt is critical (I think 90 things or so), and serve you a court notice.






That is how it is done in sane countries. If you want to open a lending facility, especially one that gives unsecured loans, you need to understand that it is a very risky business. On no condition should desperation to retrieve your money make you lawless.




Defamation (libel), blackmail, and other tactics of these loan sharks are criminal offenses.

Even Tanzania and Mozambique had to chase them away
Dem no fit even near North Africa
People wey never cross seme go dey yarn opata😄
No be im fault
Once you are used to anything goes you believe anything goes

This topic is hilarious
What is even more hilarious is that okwute according to that sham of an election came 3rd yet he is always mentioned by APCheat minions,e-rats and party men😄😄😄
At a point they were asking him to advise the numero uno/join them
I wonder what happened to "na statistics we go chop"
Anyhoo people who were given 5k last year are now stealing food from trucks yet clowns on this thread are still shouting "okwute can never be president,we will teach him lesson"
You just can't make this up😄😄😄

Racoon:
What has addressing you with your rank caused you- demotes or elevates you? This is sheer display of arrogancy and inferiority complex.You can't be a gentleman office even among your subordinates. A course they taught them in the NDA.

Perhaps the officer should go to the battle field to enable BH terrorists help him assert the peeps rank he is bragging about. What nonsense! Discipline have really degenerated in the military.

You dey wrong bro
That junior soldier is very very wrong
The ideal word is sir
Using rank sef is far fetched at times

Chibuzoripob:
Keep pushing. We'll come out of the this economy wahala soon.

Smh😄😄

Chibuzoripob:
good.@last CHIMA-OBI don confam Tinubu as his PRESIDENT .


OBI and his OBIDIENTS go CRY till 2037

Yes o
Dem go cry well well
But wait o...
Fuel is 600 plus per litre
Foodstuffs prices are through the roof
Transport too

CandidAdmin:
Roads?

Like seriously?

Not even trains, community library, nationwide internet e.t.c but roads?

Amazing innit?
Smh

I hope this thread is satire
Because i haven't seen a bigger load of bollocks than this for a very long time
Smh

leadinggists:
Be your own boss

Na this rubbish una dey say dey make young people dey make mistakes
Entrepreneurship is not for everyone

Donaldoni:
Pigggggggs will be green with envy

Yorubas are not your mate anytime anyday anywhere in the world

Neither would they like to be
Would be a massive downgrade to be mates with you lot to be honest 😆😆😆

The sifia pains these APCHEAT e-rats show anytime okwute is mentioned shows they know they made the wrong choice
Sadly petty tribalism won't let them see well
😄😄😄

Gerard28:
Na paylater. He showed me everything

Oh
I doubt tho
Registered companies don't do that sort of thing
Make e sha pay when e get👍

SmellingAnus:
The man with the greatest diss song... Hit them up... But my favorite song of his was "DEAR MAMA" cos I can relate very well to some of the lyrics... My favorite line was "HE PASSED AWAY AND I DIDN'T CRY COS MY ANGER COULDN'T LET ME FEEL FOR A STRANGER"

Tupac's dad is still alive o😄😄😄

Gerard28:
Guy 😂 if you know the mode my man dey right now ehn you go pity am

Lol
Is he sure it's paylater?
I think those guys are registered

Gerard28:
Rest on Legend.

My dear Brethren of Nairaland does Carbon paylater harass their long time debtors? I have a friend who has being owing them for more than a year and they threatened to message all his contacts and file a case to the police to arrest him on Monday.
The boy is in serious thinking right now and wants to know if they will actually carry it out

On a pac tribute page😄

Rossikk:
I think you may be confusing the Benin wall with the OTHER massive Nigerian wall, the Eredo Earthworks also known as Sungbo's Eredo, located near Ijebu Ode.

The queen who ordered its construction was Bilikisu Sungbo, and some have posited that she was the legendary Queen of Sheba. ('Ijebu' and 'Sheba' could well be referring to the same place.

'Sheba' sounds like what an oyinbo person would call Ijebu.

Sheba is Ethiopia tho
Just saying

Lols
This na the ppl wey think say chinese na Caucasian 😄
Chinko and Indians dey the same level
Try telling them dem no go hear
Hope she fends for the child properly

Accommodating the UK and respecting their host
Kikikiki😄😄😄😄😄

Nathan2016:
There are many metrics to know a cosmopolitan state and one of them is through real estate rental ratio. Go to jiji and search for house for rent, input N1Million as your minimum price and search. Check the screenshot.

Ogun state has only 33 houses that are 1 million and above. In all the state.

Enugu has 573 houses for rent that are 1 million and above.

Both Anambra, Enugu and Imo has real estate that are price above 1 million naira than Ogun State.

Fatality 😄😄😄